Set course for Opie-44D. It's an under-developed, particularly boring planet where humor hasn't yet been invented and all of its inhabitants cry regularly, have breasts, and are incapable of forming bonds of friendship. Watch out for their planetary bra-bomb defense system.
The only other animal species seems to be a large flock of flightless birds who cover the surface of the planet in egg shells, and perform mediocre stand up comedy
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31 dom6502 2016-11-29
He really puts the bore in Borg.
21 Jaeromaru 2016-11-29
Re-sniff-stance is Futile
5 bornrevolution 2016-11-29
oof
23 Marathon_Man_3k 2016-11-29
Captain Ritard
17 dom6502 2016-11-29
Set course for Opie-44D. It's an under-developed, particularly boring planet where humor hasn't yet been invented and all of its inhabitants cry regularly, have breasts, and are incapable of forming bonds of friendship. Watch out for their planetary bra-bomb defense system.
5 1stunna 2016-11-29
The only other animal species seems to be a large flock of flightless birds who cover the surface of the planet in egg shells, and perform mediocre stand up comedy
3 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-11-29
The breasts aren't under-developed, though.
8 brmlb 2016-11-29
Op Trek: Deep Tits Nine
12 telemecanique 2016-11-29
Op Trek: The Next Generation Stole Your Show
3 brmlb 2016-11-29
JJ Abrams rebooted star trek, Op reinvented himself
7 AntsCamera 2016-11-29
He needs a red shirt.
2 brianpmullaney 2016-11-29
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-9axhagnaI&t=8
2 SirWallaceII 2016-11-29
Opie is a space faggot.
2 MedicatedHead 2016-11-29
Lil taste?
1 piggyboi 2016-11-29
Seti Alpha Blech
1 Patmcpsu 2016-11-29
He has better tits than Seven Of Nine.
1 monkeybatter 2016-11-29
Full ahead to failure, ensign. Warp factor lame. Engage. Period.
1 Superbad415 2016-11-29
tss opie in space tss