Fucking Leslie Jones showing up to ruin another ghost-based show.

HAHAHAHA

Vurry good

I laughed so hard I had to wipe spittle off my fucking monitor. Bravo

BBB did it.

Why is Leslie Jones on this line up?

To make sure Von won't be the unfunniest black woman there

Oh yeah, Nia can't make it because of the pregnancy.

They needed a 7 foot tall black man to fill Patrice's Shaquille O'neal sized shoes.

Patrice would have loved the new Ghostbusters

White-hating racist Leslie Jones, one may add. I cannot stand that inarticulate cunt.

She's terrible but anything that increases that dumb wop's misery is hilarious.

Hate Ant as much as you want - he fucking gave these guys, including Patrice, alot of exposure. Fuck Bill Burr and his nigger family.

Burr and Patrice did days worth of OnA's job for free, he doesn't owe Ant anything. Maybe Ant should've picked up the phone when Burr called him the first time.

It's just as much, if not more, that Bill Burr, Patrice, CQ, Louis, etc are what made O&A as funny as it was. And they were all free talent. Like, there's a reason that guys like Paul Mercurio or Sherrod couldn't get regular spots on O&A --- they were free too except just not that funny. But after Patrice died and Ant's racist politics started getting annoying, they stopped coming on air and the show nosedived.

Bands dont get paid To Perform at The Super Bowl either, by your logic, if Lady gaga or Beyonce didnt perform there no one would had watched it

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Yeah that makes sense, but was Patrice big outside of opie and Anthony? I know he had a special and some tv guest appearances, but I always thought the bulk of his media exposure was on their show

Absolutely Patrice and Bill made the show what it is - all i'm saying is that whatever Ant did - wasn't intended to hurt Bill at all.

Both should be like Patrice says "dudes" and talk to each other.

Bill called him and he didn't answer and refused to call him back because he is scared of Bill. He literally said "Bill Burr scares me". He's a whiny little bitch. He is owed nothing.

Yeah Ant is far from perfect.

Regardless of his history with Ant, it's high time Bill loses his sacred cow status around here.

Hasn't he already? He's mocked for being cucked by a mediocre looking black cunt who leeches off of him and everyone hates his new material.

being cucked by a mediocre looking black cunt who leeches off of him

Explain to me how that makes sense here, you proudboy faggot. Also Nia is not mediocre looking, she's just plain ugly.

You know she's getting black peckah while he's out on the road and probably buying the dudes stuff with Bill's money. Hence getting cucked, you dumb faggot.

PS, I'm not a Proud Boy. I hate Gavin.

Nia is too ugly for anyone else to fuck.

Brothaz are known for fucking ugly women if they've got money. I knew a POC who was fucking this fat ugly bitch who always smelled like shit because she couldn't wash her ass properly. All because she let him drive her Lincoln Navigator and had a rich father. So imagine them with a millionaire.

Oh shut the fuck up, the over use of the word cuck is pathetic. This story you've made up isn't funny so I'm not going to go along with it.

Florentine's wife got fucked by a cop. It's funny to say Bam fucked Lynsi. Nia Burr is just awful on her own and being married to her is punishment enough.

If I made a story up it would be better than that. No shit it's not funny, it's two pathetic people using each other.

Why are you so angry about someone saying "cuck". It fits the situation, I'm not one of those people who use it to replace saying faggot.

He's lost it with me ages ago. Gigger cunt.

He has shown a great deal of ingratitude towards the Ant - Ant deserves alot of what he got, but nothing he ever did was meant to hurt Bill or his family.

Bill is a funny guy, but he can have that faggot Conan. Fuck him!

Bill Burr is a racist fuck! He should be a good goy and suck off the nearest gentleman of color in honor of Patrice's life and legacy.

Actually, Opie did. Anthony was the co-host. Remember Anthony said Opie ran the show?

But Anthony and Jim made those appearances memorable...Opie really doesnt deserve credit for anything, he just got in the way

Hooray for the Board OP.

Well, whether he added anything to show (he didn't) he is the one that both Ant and Jim always credited with giving these guys airtime. Jimmy may have suggested them, but Opie put them on.

Ant surely had nothing to do with it.

So what? It goes both ways. Opie wouldn't have gotten a national show without Anthony and his job was a lot more secure when Jimmy co-hosted his show. What would Opie be doing if he never met Anthony.

Stay on point.

That's not the conversation.

The conversation was that "Anthony discovered Patrice and co." which is not the case and that was my point.

Then Jimmy would get credit because they're his pals and he suggested them.

Before Norton came on with his Cellar connection they had shit like Brian Regan, Jeff Norris and Opie's favorite Stephen Lynch.

That's fine. My point was, it had shit to do with Anthony.

Anthony is going to sneak into the theatre and mow them all down like in Inglourious Basterds.

More accurately he is going to be the repulsive faced ghoul kidnapping girls like in phantom of the opera.

No, he's gonna sit at home alone, watching sienfeld, drinking beer and counting the days till he gets his guns back

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She wears the pants at the Burr's. And also that special, special belt. You know, the one Billy loves, with the buckle akin to an elephant trunk.

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One side of me is thinking that Patrice mustve really been a amazing friend to these guys for them to care enough to till be doing this shit after 5 years after his death.

Another side of me is thinking this is now straight scammish/bullshit enough is enough. There shouldve only been one benefit, right after his death to raise funeral costs n shit. Patrices mom or whatever must be guilt tripping the shit outta Burr to keep doing this. But he obv can't say no to a black woman. Its fucked up she's still exploiting her son's death like this.

Bill talked almost immediately after his death about how important it was to Patrice that he took care of his mom. Bill said he wanted to help do that now that Patrice was gone. She is an older lady, and from her last public appearance doesn't appear to be in great shape.

So when she's dead the benefit will stop? I wonder how much money they raise? How much does his Mom need to get by?

For just 65 cents a day, you can feed the decrepit relic mother of a dead bombastic black comic

It sounds like a scam. Didn't this old bag work - like the rest of us?

Why do you give a shit? No one is forcing you to buy a ticket.

You're asking me these questions like I sat in the room with Burr and Patrice's mom while they works this shit out. I was just giving you some context as to why the benefit is still going. Is it really so terrible that there is an annual event in Patrice's honor, and that his family benefits from it? Who knows, maybe it will eventually transition into something different? Also, who cares? Really?

You're asking me these questions like I sat in the room with Burr and Patrice's mom while they works this shit out.

I asked because you seem to know more than me about it.

Is it really so terrible that there is an annual event in Patrice's honor, and that his family benefits from it?

Yes. It stinks. I don't like it. I don't like scams.

Also, who cares? Really?

Me, motherfucker.

Holy shit. What about it makes it a scam? Everyone who buys a ticket knows exactly where the money is going, to Patrice's family. You asked very specific questions that nobody here could fucking answer. How would I know how much a specific person needs to live on? Especially someone I don't fucking personally know? The only info I have you was easily attainable by anyone who listened to Bill Burr appearances shortly after Patrice's death. Happy now, shithead? Good lord

I will not be bullied. I will not be intimidated. I will continue to investigate. At this time I'm leaning toward "scam". But I must gather more information. Based on your defensiveness, you're now a person of interest.

Cool story, dope.

No offense, but you sound like an absolute faggot. Nothing more bitch made than wondering about another one's money.

After Patrice's mom passes away, the beneficiary will be Patrice's great aunt's ex-husband's new wife.

And doesn't his girlfriend have a son? He'll be needing $80k for the college he's never going to.

The kid will need some money for criminal attorneys at some point in his life

Well black people aren't known for their great spending habits. My step sisters husband is black and I kept hearing about how broke they were. I finally met him and he was complaining how they were struggling, but he also bought a recording studio for his house so he could rap.

Holy shit why is Leslie Jones going to be there? This is some nigger cucking bullshit

Anthony should just buy a ticket and roll the dice on someone recognizing him.

He needed the money! Ohhhh!

why are they still doing this and why isnt this money going to charity?

Yes. I would also like this question answered.

Look at what I did to you AGAIN

Unfunny liberal queen Bill Burr has become such a pussy in the last few years. Just reeks of white-guilt.

He always had white guilt. Even back in the 2000s he hated it when it was brought up the stereotype of Irish Bostonians being racists.

Harambe Jones? Really?

He's doing Ant a favor.

Who would want to be invited to the "Help Carry Vonn's Ass For Another Year." Bill is one of the most emasculated comics I know of.

Exactly. This hasn't been about Patrice for years. Liberal, pompous Burr's premise to act high and mighty and cure some of that perennial white-guilt of his. ET Phone Home looking cunt.

There should have been a 3 year cap on those shows. That would be plenty generous. At this point it's just charity for charity's sake. Or do the show and give the money to diabetes research or something, not for Vonn to buy more handbags with.

Harambre in the flesh.

Von needs some new shoes? Seriously - why is this still happening?

So Tits and Anthony, who actually did something for Patrice's career, gets no invite, but Lez Jones, who looks as good as Patrice's corpse, does? Burr, you're a faggot now. What, did Nia tell you who was and wasn't allowed?

No I don't like it that Ant wasn't invited, but I don't feel bad for him considering he never even called Bill Burr about it.

some great lines in the comments

They really need to let Ric Flair come back.

No jihads allowed for security reasons.

I can't make it this year.I'll be attending the Otto and Geraldo benefit.

Burr's head is shrinking.

He always had white guilt. Even back in the 2000s he hated it when it was brought up the stereotype of Irish Bostonians being racists.