Unfortunately he's too much like his mother (allegedly); he's too narcissistic to kill himself. However, we can take solace in the idea that he will likely push away all of his family and few remaining friends and die alone and penniless.
You're 100% correct. He will just threaten it for attention, and maybe make lame "attempts" like Jimmy did. He probably already does when he's being cucked by Bam, having to watch the kids while the wife goes to Pennsylvania yet her family informs Opie they haven't seen her.
SHOULD HE... Take it to the store or take it to the shore because you're a bore or because your father is a gay whore who made up the lore that your mom is a total bore who voted for Gore and loves comics about Thor and hates when your faggot dad snores.
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14 ShetUp 2016-11-29
I'd rather Lynsi take it for him.
10 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2016-11-29
Unfortunately he's too much like his mother (allegedly); he's too narcissistic to kill himself. However, we can take solace in the idea that he will likely push away all of his family and few remaining friends and die alone and penniless.
5 the_kronkez 2016-11-29
Exactly, talentless hacks never kill themselves - they live long lives and have many kids.
2 bonniesretardsister 2016-11-29
You're 100% correct. He will just threaten it for attention, and maybe make lame "attempts" like Jimmy did. He probably already does when he's being cucked by Bam, having to watch the kids while the wife goes to Pennsylvania yet her family informs Opie they haven't seen her.
6 Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2016-11-29
Remember that Stern fan that Opie yelled at? Could we find him and rile him up until he snaps and kills Opie?
3 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-11-29
My bet is still on Ben Sparks...
1 CowsAreCurious 2016-11-29
I bet if we set up a gofundme this sub could pay for Ben's legal defense if he did it.
2 TheCuckBot 2016-11-29
Would love to see him beating the shit out of Opie and screaming "How's that feel fucker?"
1 Anarox 2016-11-29
He probably thinks about that every second
2 hardmodediamondclub 2016-11-29
Isn't that guy a child molester? And shouldn't we be broadcasting this statement far and wide so that we can protect our children from this man?
2 timothymodine 2016-11-29
dassadeatho
1 Senators86 2016-11-29
No... that would be too easy!
1 RacistPigeon 2016-11-29
You speak for all of humanity with that statement.
1 DepartmentOfEvil 2016-11-29
You seem like a well adjusted individual.
-2 MedicatedHead 2016-11-29
SHOULD HE... Take it to the store or take it to the shore because you're a bore or because your father is a gay whore who made up the lore that your mom is a total bore who voted for Gore and loves comics about Thor and hates when your faggot dad snores.
2 JoeCumiaSr 2016-11-29
Eat my shit.
0 MedicatedHead 2016-11-29
Can I use one of your eye sockets as a spoon, babe?
3 JoeCumiaSr 2016-11-29
Make sense shitbird.
-1 MedicatedHead 2016-11-29
Make some shit, I'll show you.
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1 MedicatedHead 2016-11-29
Did a leprechaun trick you into licking it's stinky cock again?
1 timothymodine 2016-11-29
Why would he have to trick me?
1 MedicatedHead 2016-11-29
Because you are a dopey lummox.
1 JoeCumiaSr 2016-11-29
cock tails
1 MedicatedHead 2016-11-29
You're all talk, sailor. Put your doodie where your mouth is or I'm abandoning shit.
1 MedicatedHead 2016-11-29
Because you are a dopey lummox.