The new direction of opies show

222  2016-11-28 by [deleted]

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In his box of possessions:

A book of elementary level sudoku puzzles

A container of yogurt, complete with a clanging metal spoon

A phone that he uses exclusively for Candy Crush, in-game sound: always ON

The original Bam & Lynsi tape

A box of tissues for him to sniff his pathetic life away

Ten framed pictures of sunrises, autographed by "The Opester"

"The Destroyer"

A pair of piss-soaked socks

I have to give him some credit; the Candy Crush sounds behind anthonys rants were pretty funny

Lol omg. Did that really happen? That's hilarious.

several times.

Anyone have a link?

So the best thing Opie can do for radio (other than leave the medium) is prop comedy.

A G-cup bra

With water baloons in it

...AND THIS THERMOS!

Hahaha. And that's ALL I need. I don't need anything else. Except THIS.....I need this. But I don't need anything else!

I don't need one other thing, except my dog....

I don't need my dog...

A picture of him and Brother Wease spooning

I hope Opie gives the box to his replacement to help him out and finds its contents in the dumpster behind the building the next day.

And then he gets in a hot tub with a naked Kathy Bates.

Management reported to be very happy with the direction the show is headed.

"And I want you to use his head to open the fuckin door."

I go away for three days, I come back and opie is fired. wtf?

Finally, some context. Thank you

And in other news, Howard didn't notice.

Sirius Employee 1: "how come the hall doesnt shut down anymore when howard comes through?"

Sirius Employee 2: "they fired the bearded psychopath that was harassing him"

Sirius Employee 1: " the one that was stepping on the cakes?"

Sirius Employee 2: "thats the one"

Security footage of opie being removed from his "office"

https://youtu.be/faVy85fIB2U?t=26s

"Mr. Buckly"

"...Who?"

"Mr. Buckly is this your sub-par radio show? Can you come off mic please?"

"Oh yeah jus a sec...jus a sec...."

Finder's fee? Im the one who put this deal together. Its my dang channel!

Dassaexitdoor

tuesday cannot come fast enough

Lets hope his last attempt at an exit is similar to those leaving that Great White concert.

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Oh, it's a "fire" exit alright...

Did he announce his retirement?

Hey guys, I have been deathly sick for the past week and have not kept up with the latest. Can someone give me a quick update on what is going on with Opie??

Word around the campfire is that the Opie Radio channel will be rebranded in the near future. The Opester can't get any respect.

But he's not being fired, right? Just that the Sirius channel is being rebranded is all, right?

Correct.

Nice!

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Nigga this is a 2 minute movie clip. Who the fuck is watching this?

Finally, some context. Thank you