Another example that shows Patton is a sociopath.. I met him years ago in LA
9 2016-11-27 by boring_oneliner
It was like 2007 when I saw pudgy Patton Oswalt at a grocery store in Los Angeles. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person (was a big fan of King of Queens at the time), but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his fat little midget hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When the cashier took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Patton kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
People who are dicks to service people are the worst and it really shows how disconnected he is with other humans.
16 comments
11 the_kronkez 2016-11-27
"fifteen Milky Ways" - no way your story is true - Patton would've never bought so little a number.
7 Phrunkis3 2016-11-27
A similar thing happened to me with Ryan Gosling.
1 Doc_McCoy79 2016-11-27
Tell us, goddamn you.
6 literalotherkin 2016-11-27
So.......
Where is Rich Vos playing this weekend and when is chip making an appearance in this story?
5 boring_oneliner 2016-11-27
yeah SORRY for sharing a REAL WORLD experience with a SUSPECTED WIFE KILLER. better make fun of the tidbit that could be helpful in SOLVING A MURDER. dick.
7 literalotherkin 2016-11-27
she was dying sam.... it was murder
3 SirWallaceII 2016-11-27
I went right to the end for a pechka or a vos date
-1 boring_oneliner 2016-11-27
dvv pechka whats this a polish penis or sumthin
3 pinkie_pride 2016-11-27
I believe and like this story.
3 nazicumfarts 2016-11-27
True or not, it sounds like something he would do.
2 ElectricHellKnight 2016-11-27
Can somebody enlighten my not linger longering ass? I saw this post a long while back with Jim Norton instead of Patton.
Is this one of this copy pastes like the Navy Seal with over 300 confirmed kills? Or is it unique to this sub?
3 fagballzzz 2016-11-27
Yes it's from /tv/ on 4chan. The first time I saw it, it was Ryan Gosling, but I don't know if that's the original.
2 GraphOrlock 2016-11-27
The first time I saw it, it was DJ Khaled. Needless to say, I fell for it.
1 bonniesretardsister 2016-11-27
I had a similar situation with Louie Anderson. Except he was paying me to suck his cock later.
1 thissiteruinedme 2016-11-27
What part of this story was supposed to be realistic?
1 rottenseed 2016-11-27
Ha ha! You got beat up by a nerd. Faggot.