Mike "Impale Queers on a Fence" Pence

Mike "turn the fruits into vegetables" Pence

I'm taking a cock in my ass as I type this

I am assraping a guy in a dank alleyway as I type this.

Well I'm not a guy so we good, fam

Damn...

I raped the wrong person.

Maybe I should send him some flowers and an apology card.

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Mike "Fuck faggots, but only in secret" Pence