That movie was horrible. Try the book, it's infinitely better, very funny and the film removed the most interesting character, the id of the story - Yeoman - her character's boyfriend in the book a southern gentleman who regularly whacks her. Her boyfriend in the film, Sanderson, the role played by Aaron Eckhart in the movie is insinuated to be a homosexual in the book.
I would give my life savings to lick those fake tears off of her face.
I would also like to give her a very uncomfortable gynecological exam. I could just imagine her legs spread in metal stirrups as I smile and say just relax. I would pull up her medical gown to her knees and watch an uncomfortable look come over her face. Using warming Lube I would unnecessarily spread it all over her vagina and thighs just because I like the way it makes it shine. I would roughly insert a speculum into her vagina watching her upper lip cringe a little higher with each inch the cold metal plunges into her. I would stare directly into her eyes as the speculum trigger is pulled and opened widely. The Looks of discomfort and disdain That fall upon her face would be stored in my memory and conjured up to be used anytime I would need to relax in the future. As she lay there before me, legs spread, vagina completely gaping I would bring my face very close to her most intimate opened area and scream loudly into it. I would scream every racial epithet I know into her vagina. I would spew verbally all of the hateful speech that I could muster up, every Injustice that has fallen upon the world since postmodern Society's women and minorities have taken over. By screening them into this woman all of these awful things would finally be home again. They would be back in a dark stinky place of depravity attached to a terrible being that was nothing but emotional chaos... I would also put my Pekka inside of her.
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20 boring_oneliner 2016-11-26
this is terrible. shes mugging more for the camera than jim. that may be the worst acting i have seen all my life.
3 TriangleDimes 2016-11-26
The only thing I saw her in was the Rum Diary and it was the worst acting I've ever seen.
8 McGowan9 2016-11-26
That movie was horrible. Try the book, it's infinitely better, very funny and the film removed the most interesting character, the id of the story - Yeoman - her character's boyfriend in the book a southern gentleman who regularly whacks her. Her boyfriend in the film, Sanderson, the role played by Aaron Eckhart in the movie is insinuated to be a homosexual in the book.
3 TriangleDimes 2016-11-26
I liked the movie cause I like any movie that glorifies alcoholism, but I'll read the book now.
5 McGowan9 2016-11-26
The book does that x100.
17 Ant_Sucks 2016-11-26
I kind of assumed that Johnny had hit her, being a drunk degenerate and all, but now I'm not so sure. She seems to be hamming it up.
18 the_kronkez 2016-11-26
Dude can you imagine how annoying this cunt must be for captain Jack Sparrow to turn NFL on her ass?
14 stinksskc 2016-11-26
Is a ten. Shes kinda like an alt white trashy scarlett johansen.
12 spicysandwich80 2016-11-26
her acting is terrible
1 mukkis 2016-11-26
I thought this was from a movie.
11 segasarnold 2016-11-26
hit your man with a frying pan and fucking stop complaining
7 Anarchorenegade 2016-11-26
tss does she got a bunch of sheep or sumptin?
3 the_kronkez 2016-11-26
fawk yeah a heard of hairy cooters
2 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-11-26
tsss i havent heard of that since the 80's!!!
7 thissiteruinedme 2016-11-26
Why is it always about women getting hit? Holy shit, just take the punch and move on with your life.
4 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2016-11-26
Is Dani going to do one of these?
1 thrillated 2016-11-26
Already did.
"Where's my fucking gun?"
4 home127 2016-11-26
But when a woman hits a man it’s justified. they are weaker so it's ok
2 PaulStanleyofKiss 2016-11-26
What'd she hear, a fuckin sound or sompthin?
2 RichHeads 2016-11-26
I would give my life savings to lick those fake tears off of her face.
I would also like to give her a very uncomfortable gynecological exam. I could just imagine her legs spread in metal stirrups as I smile and say just relax. I would pull up her medical gown to her knees and watch an uncomfortable look come over her face. Using warming Lube I would unnecessarily spread it all over her vagina and thighs just because I like the way it makes it shine. I would roughly insert a speculum into her vagina watching her upper lip cringe a little higher with each inch the cold metal plunges into her. I would stare directly into her eyes as the speculum trigger is pulled and opened widely. The Looks of discomfort and disdain That fall upon her face would be stored in my memory and conjured up to be used anytime I would need to relax in the future. As she lay there before me, legs spread, vagina completely gaping I would bring my face very close to her most intimate opened area and scream loudly into it. I would scream every racial epithet I know into her vagina. I would spew verbally all of the hateful speech that I could muster up, every Injustice that has fallen upon the world since postmodern Society's women and minorities have taken over. By screening them into this woman all of these awful things would finally be home again. They would be back in a dark stinky place of depravity attached to a terrible being that was nothing but emotional chaos... I would also put my Pekka inside of her.
2 SirWallaceII 2016-11-26
um ok.
2 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-11-26
I remember my first beer.
1 dakkar1 2016-11-26
she needs a good grab to the pussy!
1 Coondoon 2016-11-26
GOD DAMN RICH CUNT!!! I KILL RICH CUNT!!!!
PS. Its a cultural reference, not actual death threat.
1 Doc_McCoy79 2016-11-26
We're living in The Age Of The Agenda™
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1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-11-26
It looks like shes being forced to make this video at gunpoint
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3 TriangleDimes 2016-11-26
I liked the movie cause I like any movie that glorifies alcoholism, but I'll read the book now.