i jack off in bed every morning

13  2016-11-26 by circmosisthrowaway

Patrice

13 comments

me too ... i'd be a more violent rapist otherwise

You ever feel rapey?

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My girlfriends friend and her husband are staying with us next week. She's pretty cute I plan on stealing 2 of her panties and cuming on them. I will keep one for my continued pleasure and put one back with my dried cum on it for her to whare.

I'm sure that won't backfire at all.

You should sneak into the bedroom and drop a load on her forehead in the middle of the night instead. It is you house after all.

Sounds like this is a job for... The Proud Boys.

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OHHH. I'm gonna cum

Me too. Then I get up and let the jizz run down my leg for the rest of the day.

....and in the front yard in the evening.

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Wonder what patrices take wouod be on pizza gate. Shit would creep/piss him off he was a sucker for conspiracys

It involves white people in power being creepy sexually, he'd be ALL IN.

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This is not good. You are going to have to venerate the entrepreneur at least twice as hard to make up for this.