Where we at with pizzagate?
25 2016-11-26 by stinksskc
Does anyone not know about it here? Who believes?
Edit: did Patton Oswalt coordinate and ringmaster the whole thing? All my signs are pointing to yes on this
Quick rundown without the Patton evidence. Will be coming soon, wife was obviously asking questions and getting too close
117 comments
25 broktune 2016-11-26
No matter what, it's weird as fuck. The symbols, creepy baby pics on their site......A giant Pedo ring just got busted overseas where 50 pieces of shit had over 150 terabytes of child pron. 150 fucking terabytes. So do I believe this could be happening? Fuck yeah. A sandwich fag, a college coach, priests, but NOT dnc assholes? Ok then, whatever you say.
14 stinksskc 2016-11-26
All of the accused look like pieces of shit child racers. Mainstream media should look into. There's been two people killed so far including some chick who worked for some trafficking non profit. Idk man, it's obvious that the mainstream media is only catering to their selves though
11 sanfrancisco69er 2016-11-26
These ssccccuuuumbags
17 K1bbler 2016-11-26
I knew it.
5 stinksskc 2016-11-26
You just blew the lid off this shit kibbs
1 stinksskc 2016-11-26
Lmao, those sick bastards
2 Dent_Arthurdent 2016-11-26
Need to get the 'Goose on the case!
1 stinksskc 2016-11-26
Goooose
5 TriangleDimes 2016-11-26
People in politics being involved in a pedo ring using retarded code words is the most believable thing to come out of those email leaks.
20 Ultra_Patriot 2016-11-26
too much coincidences, most spooky thing to me is that the comet ping pong guy's name "James Alefantis" sounds like "J'aime le enfants" which translates to i love children in french
21 Seexybeast6969 2016-11-26
That shouldnt be the main piece of evidence you point to
27 fashanoo 2016-11-26
It was enough to convince me
3 Ultra_Patriot 2016-11-26
It's not, it's just the icing on the cake that leads me to believe that fuckery is definitely about
4 Seexybeast6969 2016-11-26
That one actually is a coincedence its his name for crying out loud there is much more compelling evidence than that you could have pointed out
9 Ultra_Patriot 2016-11-26
ah man you're right, people are born with those things arent they, idk why i didnt consider that point, boy am i a dummy
its not his real name
3 stinksskc 2016-11-26
Duh he, sexxybeast is probably just a pedophile too trying to cover for his hanky homies
2 TheScarletR 2016-11-26
Arent we all?
1 stinksskc 2016-11-26
No.. Oh no, no wonder you're such a big Jim norton fan. Everyone here is a pEEDoh
2 FuchsiaJuicer 2016-11-26
Why would a pedophile change his name to "hi i'm a pedophile"
2 Ultra_Patriot 2016-11-26
isnt it common practice for these "secret" societies to flaunt their behavior? Hidden in plain sight, if these conspiracies are true
He's laughin at you, that's the way the pedo laughs
8 TriangleDimes 2016-11-26
Barack Obama sounds like Barack oBOMBa, meaning bomb, which is a popular and widely accepted theory of how 9 1 1 happened.
4 Ultra_Patriot 2016-11-26
Also george BUSH, trump grabbing people by the PUSSY? sounds pretty fishy to me, maybe our boy isnt an outsider after all
Im glad im not the only one making these connections
3 dassabessdoe 2016-11-26
And Hillary CLINTon? The L and I make a "U", she might just be a CUNT.
1 PracticeRyan 2016-11-26
Joe?
1 Seexybeast6969 2016-11-26
You guys both didnt even bother to read the evidence did you
1 mcb84 2016-11-26
Joe BIDen, our country is on the auction block it seems.
2 truthie 2016-11-26
Hahaha, holy shit you're a dullard.
19 PeckasSupreme 2016-11-26
I absolutely think its real. There is a documentary on you tube that was banned called conspiracy of silence and showed clear evidence of a ring in the 90s. I think its the same one operating today. Also when you read those emails they don't make sence unless their referring to kids. And why would George Soros give 3 payments of 11000 dollars to a pizza shop? I read mountains of evidence so far and there is only one explanation.
15 ReDMeridiaN 2016-11-26
I'm with you. If you spend any time at all looking at what's been found, at the very very least, there is something really creepy and morally wrong going on.
The part that seems outlandish to me is how some are saying the Podestas kidnapped that little girl in Portugal. I say outlandish only because it's such a crazy thing to think about, but there really isn't an explanation for how close the sketches look to the two brothers, and how they talk about sitting next to a little kid makes them need "pizza for an hour" like they're talking about a massage or sauna.
There's definitely some serious hidden pedophile group, but I just don't know how high up I believe it goes.
9 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-11-26
I didn't believe any of it until I saw that gallery of instagram posts by the owner. There's a lot of conjecture and a lot of stretching the facts but those pictures are fucked up. Why are half of the pictures featuring kids that none of his friends who are commenting seem to have ever seen before? And why are half of those folks always saying how sexy the image is? At the very least I can conclude that this is a very hot story so far.
2 ReDMeridiaN 2016-11-26
100% that instagram is fucked up. If I posted shit like that, the people I know would stage an intervention to make me get mental help. Like you said, it's so weird that he posts the kids and that windowless room and that the comments are all just people drooling over whatever he's suggesting.
I haven't spent a whole lot of time looking at this stuff because when I do, I get a really disturbing feeling that there is something evil going on and that the people responsible are gonna get away with it.
Edit: also, what about the email where John Podesta is frantically asked about a pizza related map that was left behind at some event he was at. It just seems too crazy to assume it's some jizz soaked rag from a pedo party, but what the hell else makes sense?
This whole has made me look twice at all the celebrities that are obsessed with pizza all of the sudden.
4 truthie 2016-11-26
It's funny how conspiracy theorists who see the realities that are hidden to everyone else, are often clearly the dumbest people on earth.
3 mrmounir 2016-11-26
Good one truthie.
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1 mcb84 2016-11-26
Like the Noid? He touched me when i was little.
18 FrankHugo 2016-11-26
SHERROD KNEW
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DasPodesta
7 thrillated 2016-11-26
Dassapedo
8 TriangleDimes 2016-11-26
Spirit cookin and fuckin...
12 PaintedPicture 2016-11-26
They're being framed! They just talking bout pizza. What child doesn't like a slice of creamy gooey pizza? I says,"You want a slice? Just the tip then...". It's all innocents fun. Shuuuurreee.
3 stinksskc 2016-11-26
Exactly why the fuck arent jimmy and sam talking about it, jimmy can do is creepy guy
11 spicysandwich80 2016-11-26
Conspiracy theories, no matter how far-fetched, are fun and creepy to read about, and pizza gate is no exception.
The guy who runs that comet ping pong is definitely a sex weirdo, but that doesn't mean he's a pedo or that he's running a super secret pedo ring for the elite. To believe that, you have to jump to a lot of tenuous conclusions.
3 PresidentBaseball 2016-11-26
Exactly, he's just some homo who likes outsider art and fucking. I keep reading these blogs and it's just circumstantial evidence. They've gotten to the point where they're using gig posters to prove private pedo parties. I can assure you the band Teen Mom is not involved in sex trafficking.
3 stinksskc 2016-11-26
Imo its the CREEPIEST one, worse than the lolita plane
1 spooky_rationality 2016-11-26
Lol yeah a lot of these alt-right guys are obsessed with "degenerate modern culture" so they'll try to link anyone who's into shitty sex art as pedos.
1 MicroPeckah 2016-11-26
I love them. The ppl who immediately take it all as truth ruin it a little though
9 Thomas_Daly 2016-11-26
There's no doubt in my mind it's real. Anyone who says otherwise is a willfully ignorant retard as far as I'm concerned. If you look through the archives people have posted and aren't convinced then you're an astroturfer until proven otherwise.
8 stinksskc 2016-11-26
Really hope someone of actual credit investigates this shit. Only seen it on YouTube and info wars. Whose gonna have the balls to put their life on the line. Reminds me of spotlight
6 Ant_Sucks 2016-11-26
I hope it's real. It'll be one more club Anthony will feel excluded from.
3 PresidentBaseball 2016-11-26
You're the most willfully ignorant retard here, and I don't say that lightly.
1 Thomas_Daly 2016-11-26
I may be, but that doesn't mean there isn't a pedophile network connected to the government in Washington.
2 PresidentBaseball 2016-11-26
Look, I want there to be. It just doesn't track when you look at it with a critical eye.
2 truthie 2016-11-26
Yes it does.
7 sanfrancisco69er 2016-11-26
All I really got out of it is that Im bummed "cheese pizza" is pretty much dead as an obscure reference. A few years ago when I went to hang out in Phish parking lots on the walkways where people would whisper out drugs they had for sale, I would walk around and say "cheese pizza" to people. It never got a response but it was funny to me.
2 stinksskc 2016-11-26
Watch this first sketch
https://youtu.be/MIAJemmO-bg
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1 dudeassreal 2016-11-26
Have you by any chance been to a Boombox show?
7 Thelonius16 2016-11-26
Is this about the video of a rat carrying a slice in the subway?
11 TriangleDimes 2016-11-26
There's enough videos of jews doing mundane things, this is about pedophiles.
7 FuchsiaJuicer 2016-11-26
I think it's real because what else are the rich and powerful going to do? If you're rich and powerful and still need a sense of risk then you fuck kids.
6 majin_babidi 2016-11-26
A bunch of autists discover campy homosexual hipster """art""", tie it to a massive pedophile ring involving highly influential people. It's retarded bullshit that will be remembered as a dumb internet thing like the white/blue dress. The longer the "investigation" goes on, the more outlandish the evidence. They now take seriously David Icke. Let that sink in.
3 stinksskc 2016-11-26
Idk its fun
5 VeritablyClean 2016-11-26
I like crazy conspiracies but remain skeptical
5 thrillated 2016-11-26
I definitely think it's suspect. Nobody talks about leaving a handkerchief with cheese in it.
5 TriangleDimes 2016-11-26
It was a hankerchief with a "map" that looked "pizza related" and he wanted to return it to him or destroy it. Just try to imagine any casual conversation where that makes sense.
I was HOOOOOOWLING at the idea of this is all one giant comedy of errors and they are in fact just a bunch of socially retarded autists who love talking about pizza and can't do anything right. Someone just drew a dumb map to a pizza place and someone said "this looks important let me fed ex this to you!"
2 mcb84 2016-11-26
If this is the case theyll stubble through the door of r/opieandanthony at some point and we can get this whole thing straightened out.
1 thrillated 2016-11-26
What a knee-slapper.
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2 stinksskc 2016-11-26
Used to use Max payne as a code for drinking when i was a freshman ,:)
3 Zehirete 2016-11-26
A lot of the evidence presented reminds me of the illuminati, "They lay out bread crumbs and clues to gloat over us, maaaaan!", stuff you read. Surely if you were super rich and wanted to fuck kids you could do it somewhere more discreetly than publicly accessible places with hidden bathrooms, live music for tots, and overt erotic art. I'm not saying it's bullshit, it just seems far too conveinent of a mystery for a crack group of internet detectives on /pol/ to uncover.
1 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-11-26
tsss pizzagate? I think you mean the crust!! HOMERUN CHIPPERSON!!!
1 Seexybeast6969 2016-11-26
Thought this would be relevant
3 stinksskc 2016-11-26
What would be
2 Seexybeast6969 2016-11-26
This sorry http://archive.is/4Uzg8
3 stinksskc 2016-11-26
No shit. Shits too coincidental
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Patton is a babe so good Mr Holland?
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6 stinksskc 2016-11-26
:/
1 TriangleDimes 2016-11-26
From your lips to God's ears.
1 stinksskc 2016-11-26
Hi triangle 🙋 😊
1 TriangleDimes 2016-11-26
; )
1 nikolam 2016-11-26
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1 Ant_Sucks 2016-11-26
It's interesting but not necessarily pedo. For all we know the codes are for something else or the leaker altered emails before sending them. Google and therefore Wiki leaks can only verify that an email was sent by the account owner. It can't verify the exact contents were unchanged
1 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-11-26
https://archive.is/9FN8n
1 panasonictooth 2016-11-26
James Alefantis looks like Tom Papa
3 TriangleDimes 2016-11-26
"Sitting next to that baby made me want a hot hour long sourdough bread session."
1 AlchemyWizard 2016-11-26
Did they find Abigail? She had overdosed on vitamin C pills and NyQuil in the bathroom.
1 Peckahnator 2016-11-26
Noone in this sad autistic radio/podcast universe was involved, because they only had powerful and relevant people in that scheme, whatever it might actually be. It's off topic here unfortunately.
It'd be neat to throw around satanic pedophilia accusations here too though.
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1 stinksskc 2016-11-26
https://www.reddit.com/r/milliondollarextreme/comments/5eysc0/charls_is_compromised_maybe_sam_too/
Lol
1 mikestl1988 2016-11-26
I'm all in with the pizzagate sniff
0 holodog 2016-11-26
I'm gonna guess that's some new faggy app.
6 stinksskc 2016-11-26
Pfft hell no. Search it on YouTube. There was a sub but it got shut down.
4 Seexybeast6969 2016-11-26
Heres a summary of what it is http://archive.is/4Uzg8
0 Joemomma101 2016-11-26
No, this pizzagate conspiracy theory is retarded. This reminds me of the 90's when their was satanic cult paranoia. And a lot of people went to jail because they said they killed somebody or raped somebody as part of a satanic cult ritual. And it turned out that people were just paranoid.
Are there real child sex rings? Absolutely. My aunt is an FBI agent, and that is her whole job. Breaking up child pornography rings. But you need REAL evidence. You can't just be like "Ohh he said cheese pizza", that means child rape.
6 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-11-26
Whats her take on the Paulie Harrghis case?
4 nikolam 2016-11-26
Just a case of Turkey Foot gone awry.
0 Seexybeast6969 2016-11-26
Noones saying cheese pizza means rape heres a summary of what it is so you dont look stupid next time you talk about the subject http://archive.is/4Uzg8
7 Joemomma101 2016-11-26
God dam. This pizzagate is 100% dumber than I thought. This is dumber than the 99% of the conspiracies Alex Jones comes up with. Ya'll niggas really took pictures from that guys instragram of him holding a baby, and said this is advertisements for a sex ring? Are you guys retarded? This is the case of you see what you want to see.
What "evidence" in this convinced you? I kept reading and waiting for something to be at least partially hard evidence. And nothing came. "there is a big room in the basement" and "He has babies in his instragram page". Ohh and yeah " He is gay". And they have "unsupervised children running around in a pizza restaraunt". LMAO
-3 eightfoldpathh 2016-11-26
Anybody who actually thinks that shit is real should see a doctor. The DNC is filled with scumbags, but out of context emails and bad taste in art isn't evidence of pedophilia. Bill Clinton couldn't even get a blowy in the oval office without the entire world knowing.
Edit: lol at the downvotes. I know reality is harsh.
16 skankhunt420lol 2016-11-26
Republican politicians, Democratic politicians, federal officials, bank CEOs, Hollywood studio heads, any group of people that has power - they're probably doing a lot of child raping.
-7 eightfoldpathh 2016-11-26
Maybe but these morons aren't going to uncover it any time soon.
3 Seexybeast6969 2016-11-26
Educate yourself http://archive.is/4Uzg8
8 eightfoldpathh 2016-11-26
As soon as you tell me who is Pepe Silvia
Edit: Anybody who actually takes the time to read that shit and apply critical thinking can see quite easily how weak this "evidence" is. I am sad I spent time going through that. Maybe if you guys replace your water filters and double up on your Brain Force dosage you'll find the smoking gun.
1 Seexybeast6969 2016-11-26
Your right the evidence is pretty weak if you dismiss FBIanon but his instagram photos are too creepy to dismiss and the fact that the criminal sketch of the people suspected of kidnapping a little girl bear a strong resemblance to the podestas. I understand that it is weak and not at all concrete but it is definitely worth investigating further
2 eightfoldpathh 2016-11-26
You have found evidence that guy is a creep. You have not found evidence of a pedophilia ring ran by the Washington elite. People who are "investigating" this started with an unlikely conclusion and are grasping at straws to try and justify it rather than be honest with themselves and admitting their conclusion is unfounded.
3 Fawksyyy 2016-11-26
https://www.reddit.com/r/skeptic/comments/5esztz/skeptical_analysis_of_pizzagate/
-6 eightfoldpathh 2016-11-26
Wow. You mean an anonymous /pol/ user can't always be trusted to tell the truth? Would someone really do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
2 stinksskc 2016-11-26
I know a lot of the band flyers and shit is bullshit. I know one of the bands that played there. But fuck the whole map hanky shit is fucked up you have to admit. Alongside all the art that shows the handkerchief under fucking kids
1 FuchsiaJuicer 2016-11-26
Well there's no intern-fucking ring of rich douchebags covering each others ass.
2 eightfoldpathh 2016-11-26
It's funny because there's no ring of pedophiles either
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-7 eightfoldpathh 2016-11-26
Maybe but these morons aren't going to uncover it any time soon.