r/opieandanthony: Castro is Dead

A third world dictator from an island nation outlived Kennedy, sanctions and got the USSR to pay for almost everything he wanted. He did something right.

4 the_kronkez 2016-11-26

Knee deep in Cuban pussy...

10 holodog 2016-11-26

It probably wasn't that exotic to him.

4 AsunaKirito4Ever 2016-11-26

So you're saying Cuba is the Brother Joe of the world?

1 Tom_Stall 2016-11-26

2nd World.

Also the CIA tried assassinating him many times.

11 Trevelbond 2016-11-26

Does anyone know where Patton Oswalt was when Castro died?

10 cannotthinkatall 2016-11-26

I just got breaking news from this subreddit... and I was half expecting a Rich Vos plug when I clicked on it.

6 boring_oneliner 2016-11-26

He was fourteen years old.

4 McGowan9 2016-11-26

Actually, according to news reports, he was 90 years old.

5 TheScarletR 2016-11-26

My 8th grade History teacher confidently promised a pizza party if Castro died before the end of the school year. That was 10 years ago

6 Kenn_13 2016-11-26

Teachers often have an overinflated sense of their knowledge, likely due to the fact they are surrounded by children all day

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4 Anarchorenegade 2016-11-26

Won't be seeing him no more

3 stinksskc 2016-11-26

I thought he's been dead

3 unprovoked_hate 2016-11-26

Ya kidding!

3 Bossman_Spearman 2016-11-26

Ronnie B will be sorry to hear that.

3 Joemomma101 2016-11-26

This is pretty funny "The New York Post reported in 2008 that Cuban leader Castro has slept with more than 35,000 women. “He slept with at least two women a day for more than four decades - one for lunch and one for supper,” said former Castro official 'Ramon' in an interview with filmmaker Ian Halperin."

1 Dennyislife 2016-11-26

Can't wait for Opie and Vic Henley to go over his life in a detailed and hilarious way.

2 RamonFrunkis 2016-11-26

No sir, I don't believe they will have either a humorous or informed approach to this.

1 Marmalade-Hat 2016-11-26

tss...was he living in San Francesco or sumpthin. Hear what I said

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1 Joemomma101 2016-11-26

One of the main reasons why I hate Fidel is that he was urging the Soviets to nuke the US during the Cold War. That's some bitch shit...

1 packitchofsositch 2016-11-26

I'm sure these gentlemen could find good work for them as well.