Could the "insatiable" killing machine Patton Oswold be responsible for the sick rape and serial killings of over 370 women in North Mexico?

15  2016-11-26 by blizzardsloth

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I'm not a detective but I'd say almost certainly yes.

That sounds more like something Ant would do. Patton is too bitch to fuck with a spanish broad, they have strength like men

Sure.

Can you imagine the horror those women faced? This creepy little 5'0" dwarf walking up on you as you're walking home from the tortilla factory. He asks for directions, and as you turn he wraps his tiny little hands around your neck and stuffs xanax bars down your throat because the hands couldn't cut it. You wake up to see him nude, body like a fish's belly, grunting on top of you. His tiny dick barely piercing the vaginal lips. You mistakenly let out a chortle, and he loses his mind. How do you think he got the nickname The Pillow Punisher?

I assume he raped all these women, of course, why else do it. The man must be stopped.

Not my proudest erection...

Not my proudest erection...