Viva La Bam!

I bet the rest of the CKY crew had a turn also. Hell, even HIM probably ran a train on that hoe.

Dont think HIM swings that way, but maybe

I thought this was going to be about Troy Quan. Nicely played.

My wife recently left me for someone who sells beard oil and sometimes I'm so depressed I can hardly breathe. Sucks man.

Just because she left you for a loser doesn't mean that you are more of a loser than him. I know it's hard to see it this way but she did you a favor by taking her wretched self out of your life. Now you can find someone better, or hell, just jerk off every night. Either way your better off than you were with a god damned moron of a wife. She's getting less attractive by the day while you are becoming more interesting by the day.

Thank you. I really don't have a circle of friends to help me right now so this was actually quite therapeutic.

I know what you are saying is true and I know eventually I will be OK but right now I can't sleep, I can't eat, I can hardly talk. I've been through break ups before but this is different. This is just endless despondency. I dunno if I can deal with it.

Every woman in my life has been a heartless parasite.

Go get a room you fucking fags.

I would love to be gay. Gays aren't miserable schmucks who have to deal with women. I mean, the AIDS thing isn't great but lesser of two evils and all that.

A gay relationship is between two men who are basically women. Sounds like a double loss to me.

Okay, terrific! You can act like a MAN, what's the matter with you!?

):

I was only jokin'

It's ok buddy. I'm a Hollywood finnochio who cries like a woman.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, smoke weed every day.

Lol

Remember that bamagram shit, that gay ass him tattoo the heart bullshit

Hahah yeah, I had Adio shoes with that logo on them.

Kill yourself, Opie. No one will even notice.

wouldn't it be great if by this logic, he had already killed himself?

Who?

And imagine all the people, living for today.

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Opie Who?