The only man to bring murderer Patton Oswalt to justice

25  2016-11-26 by 0JRB19690

9 comments

"When she was sleeping he gave her a fentanyl overdose Sam, it was myrrh-durr"

"It was muuuurrder!!! I'm going to tamper with the police investigation then meet the woman with the flat ass for a drink at Danny's, Sam."

For real though how does some middle aged lady od on a anti anxiety drug that she's probably been taking for at least a decade. Like "ops I took 8 by accident!"

If there's any ambiguity, they will say it was an accident rather than suicide so the family doesn't get upset or whatever. I'm sure a "Mr O." who will remain nameless is well aware of that.

He's trying to push Abigail into a Codeine overdose!

He found King of Queens DVDs in her snatch Saaaaaaahhhhm.

Who did he murder?

You mean "muuuuuuurrder"

"WHAT HAPPENED?"