ant looks like an early george romero zombie

Oh gosh darn it I typed info instead of intro. Better delete my account and kill myself.

Call the opie show, he can make it a full show bit.

I watched this yesterday.. it was actually fuckin depressing.. It didn't seem like anyone wanted to be there

Who are half of those nobodies? Now I know why Ant welcomed Opie back with open arms, he's knows that his failing network is circling the drain.

This is just sad. None of these hanger-oners were around before the harsh decline they dont even have coattails to hold anymore.

Yeah true , maybe it will be better once they move to the long island home studio.

Geno Bisconte and Aaron Berg are comedy AIDS.

Why the fuck do they do that effect on them? It doesn't look good, it's actually like a Photoshop default effect, and we all know it. It's like using Comic Sans or Times New Roman as your default font on a poster. What the fuck are you doing?

Ant likes these filters because it glosses over his crater face.

Lol, does he realize tectonic plate face is not much of an improvement?

99% sure it's the stock "poster edges" filter and 100% sure it looks fucking stupid

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Nah it's not poster edges. It's one of the pixma filters or something like that.

and we all know it

Yeah but they don't. You would be hard-pressed to find people as out of touch with reality and culture as the Cumia clan and their various "staff" like Keith.

The business model, the green screen, the graphics, the content of the shows themselves. It's all just desperate, half-assed, amateur garbage. Sure, Anthony used to be funny but he would be an absolute nobody without the jews that managed everything around him and marketed the funny in a sensible manner.

He should skip at least one weekend a year of getting trashed in his basement, yelling some shit about snow white NASA control rooms and do a pilgrimage to Israel for the gifts he has received.

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Not an effect - they're just ugly people :(

Cheapskate would rather use a shitty iPhone app than hiring a graphic designer. Ant ended up looking like a melting butter sculpture.

He looks like the corpse of a 92 year old man. It's actually kind of spooky.

Looks like grandpa from Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Pretty accurate then.

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Garret took some artistic liberties with Anthony's hair density.

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Frank from hellraiser

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-b1ZK5zOj-PU/UaJH3rC9beI/AAAAAAAAFvQ/XA8txjIQsU8/s1600/Hellraiser+Frank.jpg

This is what Charles Krauthammer would look like if he had a drinking problem.

Sad!

Jim Norton, Ron bennington, east side Dave, Luis j Gomez. Last years tacsgiving was outstanding. This year, who the fuck are these people? Bye bye Anthony, it was nice knowing you.

Maybe East side Dave's parents wouldn't let him out this year.

For some reason I'm still a subscriber, fuck knows why because everything is shit. The "special" was fucking politics right from the start. That guy dressed up as Russian father Christmas or whatever the fuck it was ooofff so unfunny. TACS is utter shit lately.

Lately?

ok forever

I cancelled over a year ago and when I log in I still have access to everything as if I were a normal subscriber. I still don't watch anything on there even for free.

LOL

You're right Ant, this is totally better than getting a normal girlfriend and having a Thanksgiving dinner at home or at a restaurant. Btw isn't Gavin married to some kind of feather Indian and has kids? Does he really have the time to show up at these things? Also do they communicate with smoke signals?

They did this yesterday

Ant looks like Emperor Palpatine.

He looks like he's in the misfits.

Employees (ghoul face) Giving.

Artistic abilities aside, at least we know where to subscribe to watch A-list celebrities and comedians.

Shoulda been the Halloween one tss

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Reminds me of Willem Dafoe.

Ant looks like how Raul Julia looks at this very moment.

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Reminds me more of Halloween

Gavin is starting to look like Daniel Bryan.

This has to be the shitiest network on the net.

What's with the cel-shading?

It's like, Telltale Games Presents: The Anthony Cumia Show.

Did you subscribe to the show? You and 92% of players refused.

When he puts his gun somewhere. Anthony won't remember that.

Maybe East side Dave's parents wouldn't let him out this year.