Whatever nation of uncircumcised savages you are from stinks. You best salute our flag everyday for not turning your dickcheese rathole into a parking lot

You Americans sure do talk a good war

War and entertainment my friend. You want to watch a good movie or have a missile laser guided right up your dick hole you know who to call

If I want a wedding or children's hospital blown up, il give you a call

Edit - you know I'm just messing with you guys.. god bless America

We aren't in Syria...yet.

Brutal

Link to good movie. Fucking garbage this year.

I haven't watched a movie for a couple of years.But if you can't find one movie you like perhaps you weren't meant to watch movies

Lol, that's pretty good

And unless you're Vietnamese you know we follow through.

uncircumcised savages

Are you a Jew or a Muslim? Or did the cornflakes man convince you that cutting off part of your dick to make masturbation less pleasurable is a good thing?

My guess is that in the United States circumcision is far more normalized than in Europe. Nothing to do with Jew or Muslim.

I know, in the US circumcision is popular because the Kellogg guy who sold Cornflakes promoted it to discourage masturbation.

Why was he a cereal masturbator, or sumtin'? tsss

WHAT, hahahaha what the fuck

I know, totally fucked up. Although the religious reasons for Jews and Muslims aren't sensible either and are pretty much just about dampening sexual impulses in origin, although they might have some mental gymnastics about why it is good.

In medschool they refrenced phimosis as a reason for it

Yes that is a legitimate medical reason for it. That also has nothing to to with why ~99% of circumcisions are performed. Also what medschool did you go to?

Lol not saying, a reason for it later in life, not from birth.

Ah, the Medschool of Hard Knocks.

That's the one

Here you go stupid

http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/777539-overview#a4

I don't need that, I already ackowledged that. I just don't believe you went to med school. This interaction has pretty much confirmed it.

Eh believe whatever you want, I get that alot, medschool did not turn me into some elitist asshole, maybe I missed that memo in school because every one in my graduation class are unapproachable.

I've seen other people here claim to be lawyers and I believe them just because of how they write. Maybe they're full of shit I don't really care but some people just come across way too dumb to believe they have a job that requires a lot of education.

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Maybe I should try to sound smarter so jerkoffs like you can judge me better over reddit.

All I ask is that you try. I'll give you a D+ but I really need to see an effort from you in the future.

Aww :(

Sew buttons! I would suggest throwing that turtlenecked mass of yeasty flesh you call a dick on a workbench, grabbing a fist sized rock and making something of yourself.

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...something about lighting matches in darkness.

Oh how far better it is to strike a match than to curse the darkness

Fuck Canada!

Gluttony, football and go fuck your mother.

Thanksgiving (and The United States of America) fucking rules.

Australian. Our country stinks as much as any other.

Probably all those abbos you didn't kill off.

Canada does store brand copies of our holidays,

I don't need that, I already ackowledged that. I just don't believe you went to med school. This interaction has pretty much confirmed it.

I've seen other people here claim to be lawyers and I believe them just because of how they write. Maybe they're full of shit I don't really care but some people just come across way too dumb to believe they have a job that requires a lot of education.