So do all radio hacks release statements from aquariums?

Only the most unlikable ones.

Have a PFG Thanksgiving.

It's not his fault he's ugly and completely unlikable. It is his fault that he tries to make a living in entertainment.

I still feel bad.

Get off your phone and hurry up with my Old Fashioned, Scorch

I would take Scorch over Opie any day. Who agrees ?

There's a little Scorch in all of us.

Little Scorch? I can't get enough of that guy! "You're the best, Scorch! Everyone's jealous of you, buddy!"

and just 16 likes, oof.

I'm sorry it went down like this.

Someone had to lose.

It's the nature of the business.

It's the SMUGGLER'S BLUES.