Opie's still complaining he didn't get tickets.

49  2016-11-24 by stinksskc

ME: We fought for Dana in New York, and the one time I ask for tickets I don't get him. I'm done with ufc

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But in fairness, Opie is terrible at his job, no one likes him, and he has big flabby tits so that should also be considered.

no one likes him

It's so much fun watching more and more people make their feelings about him abundantly clear. How much denial can one dunce have? I hope it runs out at some point and he cries and quits the insult of a job they gave him.

Usually big tits work in the owner's favor...

If I saw those luscious melons out in a bar, I'd buy him a grapefruit beer or two

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Opie can shut the fuck up because he would have left before the main event and then bragged to Nate Diaz about how he "beat the traffic". Fuck Opie.

Good thing someone has to point that out in every Opie-snubbed-by-UFC thread. Awesome original thought you had there.

Cry about it, quay boy.

tss what is he related to troy quan or sumpthin

Another zinger!

Remember when U2 were in the the building and Opie bitched and moaned like a child about being in the very back of the massive overpopulated picture with them? He was 57 years young.

Now that Opie & Ant are on good terms again, maybe Tranthony can get Tits some backstage passes to whichever library parking lot 2U is tearing up in the future. Rock 'n roll!!

He's so damn irrelevant, Dana White hasn't bothered to respond to his bullshit. Dana responds to any controversy that can get him more attention. But Opie is such a non-factor, Dana either hasn't heard it or thinks responding won't really benefit him because Opie is such a zilch that there'll be no headlines or social media buzz created by a response.

Dana's right.

I remember cringing whenever opie would brag about going out with dana white to go eat pink berry yogurts like a couple of women and how the biggest thing he took away from their private encounters was how dana opened his eyes to ordering yogurt with frooti pebbles in it.

Why do people who eat healthy all the time look like their bodies are falling apart?

Because most of them wait until they're geriatrics till they give a shit about their health, and by then it's too late, their bodies are already disentegrating

He's stomping his urine soaked stocking feet in his hallway office

He was actually trying to bond with Nick Diaz over not getting tickets. Nick Diaz, one of the best fighters in the world, had this aging big breasted zoo crew DJ trying to share a moment with him over not receiving tickets. The man is tone deaf.

Why can't the millionaire buy his own tickets again ?

It's not is if he would go anyway. He prefers to stay home, make weird videos and creep out his (Bam's) family.

Anyone remember when Dana joked about how Opie had been offered tickets to the show (maybe one of the first UFCs in Philadelphia?) and Dana said something along the lines of "you better have fun, now that your group that's getting free tickets is up to about 70 people."

Dana was also on hold on a Friday, to promote UFC 100 coming up that weekend, Mir vs. Lesnar. They left him on hold and never talked to him before the end of the show, because Bobo was in studio talking about his ideal date with a girl at Sirius that was leading him on.

What an oblivious faggot. He keeps saying he's never asked for anything before. But he had to get the whole Philly crew in, what an asshole faggot

Seriously. How many people are getting free tickets right now? Joe Rohan's people, Dana White's friends and a bunch of celebs. What makes opie think he should be offered a free ticket?

Just pay like an adult.

I'm sure UFC is panicking now that they don't have the coveted Oqie "They're alright... they do some thingzzz for us" endorsement.

I really hope he didn't say that. If he did, I hope Dana bans fighters from his show.

Fought for the UFC, like he fought for Ant?

Oh boy Dana wont get to speak to the 1500 people who actually listen to Greggys Afternoon Snoozeathon with Redneck and the Colored Fella.

Dana's being loyal to Jim, who he knows better and who actually pays attention to the UFC. That and he probably never liked Opie to begin with.

Who is Opie?

Didn't he just get offered tickets to some concert and said he couldn't go?

He wouldn't miss Alice In Chains Unplugged. Of course he would, he was never a real fan of anything and wouldn't even know they were in town.

I don't even think he cares, he just wants something ANYTHING to get some attention, some 'heat' if you will ;), on him/his faggy show.

Maybe if Opie had volunteered to be a substitute ring girl, placating the bloodlusted crowd with his large swaying, oscillating udders - Dana would have seen some value in gifting him premium tixx!

Is that a real quote?

It's pretty close

Look where you are. Of course it's not a real quote.

I dont appreciate your implication, pal.

..oh no.. how will the UFC ever survive without the great opie...

I'd thumb you up but that's just too obvious.

Maybe "ticket" is a euphemism for titty reduction surgery. In that case he deserves to be disgruntled.

Opie fucking stinks

He's going to use his power as a media mogul and billionaire to show us all that he's just a normal regular guy like us who appreciates free shit.