Best/Most Insane Comment: Would be pretty great if doing at least one porn became mandatory for all female celebrities, like joining the military in Switzerland. If Emma Watson did a pov blowjob/anal dirtytalk scene you'd have giant 100 story complexes built with nothing but stacked cubicles like in the matrix where you just have a toilet, computer, cot and food tucked through the door and millions of men spend the rest of their lives happily jacking off to that one scene over and over again and die with a smile at 95..
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8 crookedmile 2016-11-23
Best/Most Insane Comment: Would be pretty great if doing at least one porn became mandatory for all female celebrities, like joining the military in Switzerland. If Emma Watson did a pov blowjob/anal dirtytalk scene you'd have giant 100 story complexes built with nothing but stacked cubicles like in the matrix where you just have a toilet, computer, cot and food tucked through the door and millions of men spend the rest of their lives happily jacking off to that one scene over and over again and die with a smile at 95..
2 TheScarletR 2016-11-23
I've had that thought
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5 DaveNone 2016-11-23
I still rub one out to her in a Harry Potter movie now and again while I wear wizard robes and wave a magic wand.
Won't tell you which movie though, don't want you to think I'm weird or something.
1 crookedmile 2016-11-23
Harry Potter? More like Hairy Twatter tss tss
6 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-11-23
no you got it right the first time actually
1 crunchtimestudio 2016-11-23
Yeah I mean how likely is it that 'Hairy Twatter' would ever become the biggest film franchise of all time. Use your brain, sir
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1 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-11-23
this tranny has a pussy wtf
3 crookedmile 2016-11-23
Oh shit, this bitch gotta dick!