BEst reply "We should have dropped more canned sunshine on your ancestors" hats off.

She's Korean.

Like I give a fuck.

I don't remember booth killing a vice president elect but I'm bad at history....

Tony Blair's wife is a distant relative of John Wilkes Booth. I guess what I'm trying to say is that England is a fag country.

Booths accomplices attempted it but failed

who was his accomplice? TABLES?!

Booth? I thought Lincoln was sitting in the balcony tss tss i dont know.

"Double Derringers, cocksucka!!!!!"

Fuckin homerun

I think shes semi retarded.. seriously

She's nearly 40, she wont be able to just ride on her looks for long. I've never heard her say anything similar to a joke, it's just weirdness.

Shut up Comfort Lady

Assassinations tend to benefit the side that gets assassinated politically speaking. The South got occupied and had to endure a brutal, vengeful reconstruction, civil rights, medicare and medicaid would not have happened without JFK going back and to the left and John Hinckley is pretty much responsible for Reaganomics and spending the Soviets out of existence.

For a second I thought you were arguing that Medicare is a result of Lincoln being assassinated, and my naive ass was like "yeah I guess that's true"

You're right though man. When comedians attempt to make jokes, the logic should be air tight. I think we should all analyze a comedian's musings with razor sharp precision. Good call.

McKinley was killed too? Anything happen after that, or did everyone agree "Yeah, fuck that guy"... I'm a history guy, and still don't know the whole details of that. Ok, guess it happened in Buffalo which come to think of it... Rich Vos will be appearing at the giggle-factory there Feb 2nd-4th

McKinley was the first president to ride in a car, although he was not president at the time. The first person to ride in a car as president was Theodore Roosevelt. Roosevelt was also the first president to ride in an airplane. Isn't that neat? The first president to rape a slave was Washington allegedly. The first president to father a mullato child was Jefferson. Pop quiz: who was the first president to have subwoofers installed in the trunk of the presidential limousine?

LBJ? He's not from the north, he doesn't want the 160z pakitch of "maple and sage" sausitch, he's a Texas man. He did love that black vote though, ruined the idea of a southern Democrat

I think he meant the black one

I love it when this sub forays into history and political history at that. They never get a thing wrong and their opinions are that of learned scholars who will influence generations of free thinkers.

Finally someone gets it! I know this sub has been struggling with a bit of an identity crisis lately. I hope this solves all that nonsense

Her great ass makes me think she's smart and hilarious.

Her great ass stinks... nicely

Until she is a wrinkly old Chinawoman screaming nonsense on the street, she can say whatever she wants and I will turn my brain off, smile, and nod. THAT'S how spectacular her ass is.

Thus ever to female comedians

Are both Trump and Pence gonna be assassinated? I thought Pence would be safe, the "worst" thing about him is he's pro-shock the gay out of people, which is really just humorous and endearing. I guess everyone is in danger.

esther ku should rub her dirty piss flaps on me

I bet she smells all oniony like the majority of her people

Kimchi smelling ass fish-head slopes

Yeah she's a real pig.

She smokes too much pot.

Yeah, but I'd still love to be reincarnated as her toilet.

I bet her asshole smells like stir fried dog.

We all know Esther Ku is sort of retarded and unfunny pls no bully sub waifu

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This is opie level comedy, isn't she a comedian? This is what some stupid housewife would tweet

Funny cuz Opie banned her for bringing up Ant and causing the fight with Jimmy.

Faaawwwk yeah!!! Homerun Kooozer!

That's quite an imposing Twitter background she has.

She's 100% right, faggot

King Kong goes to Hong Kong. We'll tell you why after these messages.

Ching Chong fires Ping Pong out her Hing Hong.

You take that back, you sonofabitch

Behead those who insult the vice president elect

Just show your ass and shut the fuck up, stupid. You're not humorous, original, or intelligent. And you would be crying foul if it had been said about saint Obama. Fuck yourself meathole.

Uh oh, trouble on the rice paddies.

She's a 6 1/2 whose not funny.

an unfunny slit, who knew?

I'd still let her fart in my face.

yeah but you would still suck a fart outta her butthole

she shakes her tits and plays ukulele, comedy sounds hard.

So? She railed on Pence? I would still play vc and horny marine in the jungle anytime with this lovely lady. You really need to stop this Trump ballwashing around here. It's getting pathetic.

There is nothing more pathetic than the alt-right waging this "you're gonna be offended by us? WELL TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME" war.

you are advocating assassination now? Cmon Esther you are loosing it.

you want him dead because you disagree with him on political issues? Chill Esther...

What the hell is wrong with you? Assassination Jokes?

It's a shame you are so hateful.

Too bad vice president wasn't killed? Or Obama, right? Imagine of he got assilasinated? Funny stuff, Ku.

NO SHE WAS MAKING A FUCKING JOKE. Wasn't particularly funny, but it's clear she's a fucking comedian attempting to say something humorous on twitter. Now both sides are rushing to get offended and "call out" the other side for harmful language, exactly what this country needs right fucking now.

It's a shitty joke. Who is offended you fucking lunatic?

Literally the people I quoted clutching their pearls.

Maybe some people just think that assassination jokes are beyond the pale.

How do you know they're alt-right?

Because that's modern politics. The left goes "huzzah yeah I hope Pence dies" and the alt-right fights outrage with outrage by being outraged that a bunch of gay black men might just want to say something to a guy with strong anti-gay views that's one heartbeat away from being President.

The Lena Dunhams and Joe Cumias of the world scream and cry that their side never does anything wrong and is always right, and even when presented with proof (Who is offended you fucking lunatic? These people right here. Oh let me quickly change the subject then) ya'll just become a bunch of stubborn babies.

"Oh, just because someone is white knighting for Mike fucking Pence on twitter doesn't mean they're alt-right"! Yeah no, it's perfectly reasonable that anybody taking to social media to defend the noble honor of Pence can lick my balls.

Dude, shut the fuck up. I'm a contributor to alt-right websites -- lol at suggesting Joe is alt-right. We're not sitting around worried about jokes some shitty non-comedian is making. Fuck off.

This is my problem with you fucks. You call out Amy & Lena for denying the many hypocrisies and lies of the modern feminist movement, and I agree.

Then someone dares mention the hypocrisies and lies of the alt-right, and you deny, insult, and insist that your side doesn't possibly sit around white knighting for Mike Pence on twitter. Because like Lena speaking on behalf of all feminists, oh boy you speak on behalf of the entire alt-right movement.

At the end of the day, it's just two groups of fucking babies who get very defensive if you question the official narrative. I had hoped Trump's people could counter that, instead they've decided to embrace it. Fucking wonderful.

I'm a libertarian (mostly). I hate the term "alt-right" (it puts me in the same group as the proudboy faggots). I voted for Trump, not just because he wasn't Hillary, but because I actually like him.

But I like this OkaySeriouslyBro guy. He makes a good point.

Okay, I'm done with the ballwashing for now.

Stop being offended, faggot.

This is my problem with you fucks. You call out Amy & Lena for denying the many hypocrisies and lies of the modern feminist movement, and I agree.

Then someone dares mention the hypocrisies and lies of the alt-right, and you deny, insult, and insist that your side doesn't possibly sit around white knighting for Mike Pence on twitter. Because like Lena speaking on behalf of all feminists, oh boy you speak on behalf of the entire alt-right movement.

At the end of the day, it's just two groups of fucking babies who get very defensive if you question the official narrative. I had hoped Trump's people could counter that, instead they've decided to embrace it. Fucking wonderful.

LBJ? He's not from the north, he doesn't want the 160z pakitch of "maple and sage" sausitch, he's a Texas man. He did love that black vote though, ruined the idea of a southern Democrat

She's nearly 40, she wont be able to just ride on her looks for long. I've never heard her say anything similar to a joke, it's just weirdness.