"So, just imagine I'm holding a a pillow here, I'm crouched over her and she just smirks, so I'm like you think I won't do it Michelle, and she responds I don't think you're strong enough to do it."
Don't wait til next time. Take the fucking toe. He unknowingly trampled over 'Trumpi Shitler' - like Amy Schumer stampeding thru the line at a cheesesteak buffet.
There's a new micheal chabon book out, maybe I'll get it from the library once the wait time isnt as long. Although, I didn't read the last one because it wasn't that interesting sounding.
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8 OkaySeriouslyBro 2016-11-21
"So, just imagine I'm holding a a pillow here, I'm crouched over her and she just smirks, so I'm like you think I won't do it Michelle, and she responds I don't think you're strong enough to do it."
7 Ant_Sucks 2016-11-21
That is literally a picture of Patton saying "Drumpf"
6 [deleted] 2016-11-21
#trumpsucks #imbetterthanyou #deadwife #Trumpishitler
4 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-11-21
Who is Trumpi Shitler?
2 RonBengtan 2016-11-21
I dunno, but I bet he's great at phone scams.
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1 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-11-21
Next time you step on my bit i'm gonna keep a toe.
2 DryTeeth 2016-11-21
Don't wait til next time. Take the fucking toe. He unknowingly trampled over 'Trumpi Shitler' - like Amy Schumer stampeding thru the line at a cheesesteak buffet.
Greatest name of all time: Trumpi Shitler.
5 RonBengtan 2016-11-21
You think "maybe" my wife should be taken to a doctor. And WHEN do you think MAYBE she should be TAKEN to a DOCTOR?
2 MoeGreenVegas 2016-11-21
As soon as possible?!
1 RonBengtan 2016-11-21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtI0uG6tjew&t=2m
3 aprosbro 2016-11-21
There's a couch behind me
3 TheDarkFezRises 2016-11-21
Somebody better lift me up on that couch or you'll all end up like Michelle.
3 Ironhawk05 2016-11-21
I DIDNT KILL HER, TRUMP DID IT, TRUMPS THE REAL VILLAIN HERE!
2 aprosbro 2016-11-21
I'm wearing a grey coat with a subtle pattern which is a very dapper look.
2 aprosbro 2016-11-21
BRB, have to go to the bank and cash a check.
2 aprosbro 2016-11-21
Anthony is convicted lady beater!
2 aprosbro 2016-11-21
You know the david bowie song star man? How many people do you think would recognize any part other than the chorus? I'll bet 1 in 10.
2 John_Gulbunny 2016-11-21
You problematic white male!
2 charliechickenfucker 2016-11-21
"I'm a man, I'm small like a child with a big head but I'm a man!!!"
2 Jackatard 2016-11-21
YOUR MOTHER'S GONE AND SHE NEVER LOVED YOU!
1 TheScarletR 2016-11-21
"Alright Louie, gimme everything ya got"
1 aprosbro 2016-11-21
Why did they rearrange wegmans? No one can find anything!
1 Bobby_Newpooort 2016-11-21
I say, I hope this Churchill costume goes over well at the Historical Costume Party.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-11-21
"You nailed it Pat, now you're looking mournful"
1 revt1 2016-11-21
"...and I would have gotten away with it - if it wasnt for that meddling GOOSE!!!"
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0 aprosbro 2016-11-21
Westworld is ok but only ok.
0 aprosbro 2016-11-21
People havent had much original to say about me on the internet lately!
-1 aprosbro 2016-11-21
There's a new micheal chabon book out, maybe I'll get it from the library once the wait time isnt as long. Although, I didn't read the last one because it wasn't that interesting sounding.