His girlfriends dad is Larry David. I don't think he cares what we might think of him. He plays it correctly with her and hes set for life.

Look at him, he won't make it past 30

he might

I think it's brave and refreshing to have a stand-up comedian talk so candidly about marijuana use. It's just such a taboo subject for so many of these "keep a good public image" pussies that when I hear comedians like Davidson, Doug Benson, and Joe Rogan just come out and say "yeah I smoke pot. Not just once or twice in college, nope I still smoke pot TODAY. Now here's 25 minutes on a time I got high", I can't help but respect them.

It just shows me that some people are still able to push the boundaries of comedy, ignoring the proverbial mountain of societal pressure that comes with publicly admitting you smoke pot in 2016. Maybe in the near future, marijuana use will be mainstream enough that constantly talking about getting high will become hacky, but for now when I see Davidson or Benson do stand-up I understand that I'm watching a true pioneer revolutionize comedy.

This is an edgy m-effer (pardon my french). Who's he going to go after next, Donald Trump? Do 25 minutes on is ayahuasca trip?? These are the guys we need to hold up a black mirror at the uncomfortable truths we all shy away from, am I right fellas?

Is this parody?

Check his username, pal.

This is reddit, there are enough legitimate "dude weed" bros, how can I tell the difference? There are even people on this board who think that Joe Rogan is actually funny.

Nick Cannon once said he was considering making a diss song aimed at Eminem after Bagpipes from Baghdad. Nick Cannon is arguably the hackiest comedian of all time. Nick Cannon humps the stool and takes his clothes off throughout his act. I wish Nick Cannon was never born.

IIRC Nick made a song along time ago thanking his mother for not aborting him. Honestly this is not a joke.

One of Satan's miracles.

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Nick Cannon

You can say that again.

Rick Mannon

Nick Cannon's hilarious.

I agree so much with you I would let you fuck my girlfriend. the worst is when he goes on Howard Stern and Howard sucks the skin off his dick. Nick Cannon might be a narcissist on Opies level. I hope he gets a flesh eating disease on his likely small dick.

Did your dad die on 9/11 and this is still the worst day in your life? We forgot after the first 70 times you told that punchline you hack.

Don't forget all the times he reminded everyone in the room that he "wasn't even born" when they were popular. That's his fall back "I'm special" statement which is fading fast as well.

That's alright, he "isn't even popular" while they're alive.

Did he insult Fuhrer Trump? That is usually the prompt around here.

Yes, he did make a remark about Trump recently.

BURN HIM, BURN THE WITCH

Go organize a march for tolerance or some other saccharine and hokey feel good shit. Trump sucks. Progressives suck way worse

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I get it... hitler, trump.... havent heard that... its still overemotional progressive shite. I spent 8 years saying Bush and Cheney are hitler... only to grow up

Wow a Fuhrer reference. At least that hasn't been used to describe every Republican President since ever. Fucking Opie level quality right there.

Triggered much you myopic cunt?

I don't watch any of his stuff, but I will say that he was the only one that treated The Stangles the way they deserved to be treated. I can't believe those two were even remotely involved in any form of O&A.

Member when Opie teased "a big get" on twitter and then announced hiring of two mediocre jewish TV writers for A FUCKING LIVE TALK RADIO SHOW. What the fuck was the plan there even? Was he just hoping they would write him one liners he could say to seem funny because he can't crowdsource that shit from wackbag anymore?

It's not like it was a risky move that didn't work out in the end. It was a totally random play by the world's shittiest sociopath that made no sense at all.

My hate and disgust for Opie is so profound i really don't think it will ever be topped and i hope the Stangels fuck up shaved off at least $500k off his new contract. I imagine the (((big muckity mucks))) are getting really tired of that man's shit by now.

I member.

If you ever want to forget about your disgust for Opie for a second, think about anyone who laughs at an SNL sketch.

the funniest thing about Pete is his fathers corpse. They could have stabilized the second tower but papa pete was still inside so they let it fall.

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yeah.

I can guarantee, if his father had been one of the 19 hijackers on 9/11 instead of one of the many NYC firemen who'd lost their lives, he wouldn't be as popular. In fact, he might even be distinctly unpopular.

Mohammad Atta's son is killing it in aleppo right now

Hopefully he's been killed in Aleppo right now. Guy who says what he thinks and ignores the joke.

Btw Den, always meant to ask, where in blighty you from?

Various places. Mostly south east and Yorkshire though.

London born and raised. Got family in Hampshire, Somerset, County Durham and Scotland. Whereabouts in the SE?

Euro fags.

Ain't you been keeping up boy? We left Europe. Limey fags, Brit fags...fine. We ain't European though, you fucking bell-end.

Good call, sorry "mate". Look at us, taking time out of our day's to make our shit great again. We can only hope the lesser countries follow suit eh??

The UK is still geographically part of Europe.

Oh, you mean the European Union? Well, you're still a part of that too. Stupid Euro fag.

Yes, the UK an island separated by sea on all sides from the land mass that is continental Europe is "geographically part of Europe." You stupid fucking hick.

It's still regarded as a part of Europe. Regardless, you ARE STILL IN THE EUROPEAN UNION you retard, or did Nigel not tell you that?

1) Britain being regarded as a part of Europe is a fairly recent thing, really only since we joined the EC common market in the 70's. So 40 something years out of more than 1000 years of our recorded history. It was an idea forced on the country by politicians, one that never really took as evinced by the Brexit vote.

2) Yes, we're still in the EU. All but the dumbest voters knew that there would be an 18 month-2 year (minimum) transition period before leaving. You don't just leave a federalist union that's tied to almost every level of your economy, judiciary and legislature overnight. Terms need to be negotiated.

3) I am not, nor have I ever been, a fan of that frog-faced dickhead Nigel Farage or his party of crackpots and shitheads - UKIP. Plenty of people were for Brexit who don't like him or his stupid party. Hence why 16 million Brits voted to leave the EU and UKIP can hardly make a dent in a general election.

4) Typing in caps makes you look like a brother Joe level spastic.

Yeah he sucks. Are we even sure what his ethnicity is yet? One mongoloid lookin ass nigga

Are you supposed to be able to use one of his early bits to insult him?

Yeah not a huge fan of the cunt, so wouldn't know any of his "bits" fuckface

He's got no dad and is hateable. He's Bizarro-Tefft.

he thinks he's cooler than cool hipper than hip. He's a mongrel david spade. which isn't bad but not great. And he stole destefano's girlfriend. can't trust a guy who does shit like that.

he was saving her from committing suicide after the 3596th shitty joke she had to pretend to laugh at

Pete is awful but again, the politics of comedians is irrelevant and I am not going to dislike Nick because his political positions. Not saying this post is that but I have seen alot of that shit around here

Hey man that's not cool, his dad died on 9/11.

Should've been him.

Ya kiddin!

Felt badly?

He's the Disney version of Artie Lange. But, even though he sucks at stand up, he had some good radio moments. Making fun of Justin Stangel was pretty hilarious.

He was good when he was on Ron and Fez as a complete nobody. Once he got a little bit of fame, his insecurity turned into: "I just need to scream and destroy easy targets" to get laughs.

Agreed.

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is he the one that have all the fake fuck stories?

I think that's Mark Normand. I usually like him until those stories come in.

Normand has scaled those back ever since the OnA fanbase destroyed him on twitter. Thanks for that, gang.

haha i remember he was telling a straight up tucker max story, what a dick

I think he's hilarious on his pod with Joe List, but he was really trying too hard to be cool on OnA. And ofcourse, Dopie played right into it.

You have some valid points for sure....

I honestly didn't know who Pete Davidson was until I started seeing his name on the sub.

He's still racking up that SNL cash and getting his sweaty dick sucked in leather pants his mom bought him.

you're either a woman or a child for gushing about how much money some man you don't know makes.

I fucking hate how often people use how much money someone makes as a justification for peddling their mind numbing horseshit to the masses. "Paris Hilton invented a character that everybody was interested in then made a bunch of money, you're a hater." I wish I could stab the guy who wrote that on this awful website. Personally, I like Pete but that could be because I'm a jerkoff kid too.

come at me bro

throws ill fitting flannel shirt on the ground

Since you didnt understand it - my point is that despite you not liking him, by another objective means of measurement (ie getting on SNL, making bank, getting his sweaty leather pants balls sucked) - he's successful.

Fuck you and your point nigga.

Well, he's got ya there maloonigans.

What? He's absolutely hilarious and had given us a few modern-classic moments in the post-Ant O&A era. Are all these right-wing cucks even O&A fans or are they just Cumia's new fans from Infowars trying to take over?

He was the only good thing to happen in the O&J years. He was absolutely brutal classic O&A, he fucking roasted the Stangels out of the building. Easy or not, it needed to be done.

Plus his 9/11 jokes were actually funny. Every comedian has a "thing", and you guys always hate on that, but if they make that recurring joke funny, I don't mind it.

I haven't seen his special yet, so I'll reserve judgement on that.

Wrong. He's sucks. He's brutal like a child is brutal. He just calls people stupid and fat. A god example of brutal being smart and FUNNY can be found by listening to any show with Patrice, Bobby, Colin, Vos, Burr, Jimmy or Ant. If any of them used the 'you're fat and stupid' comeback, they'd be met with silence.

Stop being a whiney little fucking mouthpuss. You usually make these statements when you've done something yourself. But this is probably the most attention you've gotten in your dickless fagshit life of yours... so ride it out, kid.. hopefully this is your last hoorah.

He's making good money, though. You have to give him that.

That's what happens when you give somebody so much but they don't have the talent tot back it up.

That shit still spends, homie, he doesn't care.

good at fucking up his money. nice job with the tattoo sleeves idiot who was hired to play young characters.

I know it hurts Johnny Depp to have a bunch of tattoos.

Tim Burton makes a movie when hus tattoo funds run low

This entire thread is a bunch of whining from broke dick losers. Pete got passed by Lorne Michaels so that says something even if you dont like Pete, Lorne or SNL.

Lorne Michaels

And?

I just want these jokers to realize if they are going to rake every fucking comic that doesn't agree with them they're going to be enjoying a fuck ton of Rob Schneider and Dilbert and not much else.

Rob Schneider "got passed by Lorne Michaels" too. Whatever that means.

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Look at the threads and comments that get down voted because it's dissenting opinion. These savages are incapable of that level of critical thinking. They cannot hold two competing views in their head at once.

Tim Burton makes a movie when hus tattoo funds run low

Check his username, pal.

Rick Mannon

Member when Opie teased "a big get" on twitter and then announced hiring of two mediocre jewish TV writers for A FUCKING LIVE TALK RADIO SHOW. What the fuck was the plan there even? Was he just hoping they would write him one liners he could say to seem funny because he can't crowdsource that shit from wackbag anymore?

It's not like it was a risky move that didn't work out in the end. It was a totally random play by the world's shittiest sociopath that made no sense at all.

My hate and disgust for Opie is so profound i really don't think it will ever be topped and i hope the Stangels fuck up shaved off at least $500k off his new contract. I imagine the (((big muckity mucks))) are getting really tired of that man's shit by now.