r/opieandanthony: Couple guys, couple laughs, couple diet tabs sodas.

On the one hand I want to congratulate you for nailing it, on the other I can feel my breathing rate decrease as a deep, profound depression overcomes me while as I contemplate the futility of life and relationships in the face of the aging process

5 BeMineYouGoose 2016-11-21

Of all the wonders that I yet have heard,

It seems to me most strange that men should fear;

Seeing that death, a necessary end,

Will come when it will come.

-CQ,

7 TakeMeXenu 2016-11-21

I get it, it's ironic happiness.

7 DaveNone 2016-11-21

Two old queens celebrating after another successful Lemon Party.

6 guitardude1201 2016-11-21

Nice to see Gus and Elmer enjoying their retirement.

2 MartyVanB 2016-11-21

See in the comedy business we call that a "call back." Its when during your current joke you refer to a joke you made previously. Might be kind of hard for some of you civilians to understand.

5 malvin77 2016-11-21

Such joy is bestowed unto those who properly worship his yellowness, The Piss Lord.

5 littlepeteferguson 2016-11-21

I wonder how many professions there are where you can wear a hoodie every day of your life and be a millionaire at the same time.

5 skankhunt420lol 2016-11-21

I think it's just showbusiness and tech.

5 hoohootellemkeith 2016-11-21

We'll get a studio in the city they said. The A list guests will flock to the network they said.

5 hairFugazi 2016-11-21

colin's drink is about to slip out of his fingers again. When will this prick learn how to hold a glass properly?

1 cabaretcabaret 2016-11-21

He holds drinks the same way guys hold their dicks on chat roulette.

4 ckb614 2016-11-21

Tab is diet by default

5 BeMineYouGoose 2016-11-21

tsss why don't you just send me to jail for ten years or sumptin

2 Tempo119 2016-11-21

tss why dont you just put it on my you know what or sumpthin tss what a you want to indent a paragraph or somethin tss

2 BeMineYouGoose 2016-11-21

Tsss he was referring to the soda pop brand not the other two meanings of tab u just wrote about.

3 Marmalade-Hat 2016-11-21

Devil May Care Attitude, Am I right Fellas.

3 BoardroomBimmy 2016-11-21

Adult men should not be going out to a restaurant to drink sodas together.

2 lukehardy 2016-11-21

I read it as "couple gays"

2 Peckahnator 2016-11-21

I hate Colin so much. He's everything that's wrong with comedy.

1 BeMineYouGoose 2016-11-21

Shut up, faggot.

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41 rbz90 2016-11-21

I'm a civilian I don't pretend to be in the know.

9 Lish_fips89 2016-11-21

They aren't Rogan.

12 BeMineYouGoose 2016-11-21

tsss no its not because jogging raises your heart rate without indoocing vasoconstriction u stoopid cocksuckah

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Couple guys, couple laughs, couple diet tabs sodas.

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