Looking at amazon.com, you can get 360 toothpicks for $4.07.
If Scorch spends $10,000 a year on toothpicks, thats 2457 boxes a year. 884520 individual toothpicks a year, 2423 a day. If you assume he doesn't use a toothpick when he sleeps, and that he sleeps for 8 hours, that's 151 toothpicks per hour. So 2.5 toothpicks per minute, or a new toothpick every 24 seconds.
But I would assume if you were Scorch, you wouldn't buy the pack of 360, you would buy the pack of 1000 which is on sale for $5.99:
1669 boxes per year
1669449 toothpicks a year
4637 a day
289 an hour
4.8 per minute
For a new toothpick every 12.5 seconds.
But then searching for "toothpicks bulk" on amazon, I saw these flat toothpicks for $2.60 for a pack of 2500. Surely someone buying in such large amounts would go for that deal. Plus these are flat, not ideal for picking something out of your teeth, but even better for chewing I would imagine. Lets see how the numbers add up
Yeah, it was depressing. So lifeless compared to classic Scorch reviews. Colin and Jimmy seem tired and uninterested, and Sam is trying too hard to make up for their lack of interest. They shouldn't try to recreate classic O&A bits. It can't be done and it just highlights how flat the show really is.
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40 faustok 2016-11-20
Looking at amazon.com, you can get 360 toothpicks for $4.07.
If Scorch spends $10,000 a year on toothpicks, thats 2457 boxes a year. 884520 individual toothpicks a year, 2423 a day. If you assume he doesn't use a toothpick when he sleeps, and that he sleeps for 8 hours, that's 151 toothpicks per hour. So 2.5 toothpicks per minute, or a new toothpick every 24 seconds.
But I would assume if you were Scorch, you wouldn't buy the pack of 360, you would buy the pack of 1000 which is on sale for $5.99:
1669 boxes per year
1669449 toothpicks a year
4637 a day
289 an hour
4.8 per minute
For a new toothpick every 12.5 seconds.
But then searching for "toothpicks bulk" on amazon, I saw these flat toothpicks for $2.60 for a pack of 2500. Surely someone buying in such large amounts would go for that deal. Plus these are flat, not ideal for picking something out of your teeth, but even better for chewing I would imagine. Lets see how the numbers add up
3846 boxes per year
9615384 toothpicks a year
26709 a day
1669 an hour
27 per minute
For a new toothpick every 2 seconds.
35 iamcolinquim 2016-11-20
This is autism, folks.
9 skankhunt420lol 2016-11-20
No, it's math.
16 iamcolinquim 2016-11-20
Math is for kikes, chinks and autists.
6 skankhunt420lol 2016-11-20
And people who aren't functionally retarded.
4 iamcolinquim 2016-11-20
Go back to the darknet you pedophile
0 skankhunt420lol 2016-11-20
non-sequitur
4 iamcolinquim 2016-11-20
Rapist
-1 skankhunt420lol 2016-11-20
I don't get it.
2 Slateski 2016-11-20
That's why you had to become a rapist. OOOOH!
3 DamonTyler 2016-11-20
explains why Opie is so good at it
3 RahnBayngtin 2016-11-20
This is Scorch here, so yes, we assume he uses toothpicks when he is asleep
2 Kurt_Love 2016-11-20
Sometimes when Sam tells that story it's $5,000, so divide by two to be safe.
11 TijnTijn 2016-11-20
Hey Jim glass houses idiot. Scorch is still a better actor then you.
3 [deleted] 2016-11-20
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3 TijnTijn 2016-11-20
Actor not radio personality actor. Colin just has a love for pure hack.
1 Bergli 2016-11-20
I amfucking sick of his characters as well. Fuck off with chip already.
0 Shoebill-Stork 2016-11-20
Yeah, it was depressing. So lifeless compared to classic Scorch reviews. Colin and Jimmy seem tired and uninterested, and Sam is trying too hard to make up for their lack of interest. They shouldn't try to recreate classic O&A bits. It can't be done and it just highlights how flat the show really is.
8 Kurt_Love 2016-11-20
He needs to update the reel to include his pfg performance on Judge mabeline
3 TrackSuitVos 2016-11-20
Scorch is getting an Emmy by 2020.
3 hardmodediamondclub 2016-11-20
I see Oscar buzz after viewing Scorch's acting reel.
1 dickroach 2016-11-20
"how many toothpicks in a box?"
"one."
1 hawhawhawhawlagrange 2016-11-20
i actually kind of liked scorch's acting reel
4 iamcolinquim 2016-11-20
Rapist