My feet are horrendous. They look good but as soon as the socks come off it clears the room. Plus my butt smells. Don't get me started on my inner thighs
Fuck! Everyone should go on yelp pretending to be Ants sponsor and give every local dive a rough review, and maybe, just maybe, he'll be denied service at some of them.
I watched one of his Infowars segments the other day, and Alex Jones introduced him by saying "he was fired from Sirius for speaking out about Obama and Clinton. He was censored!"
That's true though. Back in 2014, Ant would constantly rant and rave about Trump's incredible performance in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. XM wasn't having none of that.
It was obvious the sobriety bit was necessary for his court case but who really thought Ant started realizing how his drinking's impacting him negatively? He's been an alcoholic manchild who laughs away everything real his whole life, from tinknocker to radio fame. His problems with alcohol were a running joke all throughout O&A, the period that almost everyone here sees as his apex, and long after he's fired when some tranny sues him and it's easy to laugh at him you act holier than thou? Fuck it. Worry about your own problems.
The fuck is wrong with you twinks? You really want a straightedge Anthony who gives up drinking and dates women his own age and treat them with respect?
Jesus I don't hate the guy that much... you guys are monsters.
The last time Ant was in that building (it has since become Helium comedy club) was 2004. He and Ope did a mini XM promo tour to sell radios before their launch that September. I bought my Roadie II right there from the b b b b boys. We got there like an hour early because we thought it was gonna be mobbed, especially after T&A with O&A just 3 years before that? No. Maybe 100 people showed up. I couldn't believe it.
If you've not yet had a prostate exam, it's a good time to talk to your doctor. If you're also African American (Nigger) or have a family history of prostate cancer, it's a really good time.
You're not kidding. I'm approaching 40 and have not had one. My dad had some kind of ass/asshole cancer last year, but he beat it. I should get my shitbox checked out. I hate the doctor's.
If anyone forwards this to get Ant fucked over and not just leave it here for our amusement then you are a fucking dick. No lulz would be had if Ant was in jail.
He's already been sentenced essentially - the case against him was adjourned in contemplation of dismissal. If he doesn't get in trouble then the case is dismissed at the next court date.
Not an Anthony ballwasher. Just using the facts of what we know. His lawyer essentially told the media in June Anthony was ACD'd and the online Court records back that up. Also period of ACD in NY is 6 months and December court appearance is exactly 6 months after June plea date. Charges are being dropped in December, assuming he doesn't get in trouble.
Dec 23: his case is formally dismissed
Dec 24(am): he goes down to get his guns back
Dec 24(pm) to Dec 25(am): early, Christmas morning. He is in his house. Alone. Surrounded by the unlit, unfestooned jewish mansions. Only a giant wreath hanging in the portico. Hot tub is empty. He's 4 bottles of wine deep, with his gun on his lap. He fires up paltalk. then pulls the hammer back. click ..... pop
Going from raging lush to sensible drinker never works. A serial killer can't suddenly become content with shoplifting. Zebras don't change stripes...an apt analogy in this case given Anthony's heritage.
Ant is probably the one who disappointed the most. Super talented, super intelligent, factually scrupulous in his political leaning but, after all these years, especially after what his father always taught him, he ended up liking cock more than Jimmy. It's insane to even think about it, him - of all people- hanging out with those mentally ill men with penises who think they're women, and sexually consuming them.
I honestly never saw that coming. Perhaps, Jim and Collin influenced him too much...
137 comments
72 Mr702law 2016-11-20
Someone should negative Yelp them for serving a guy in recovery.
30 hoogityboogitiesRIP 2016-11-20
I love this sub. It's the only place where an online witch hunt is wholeheartedly endorsed. Trant approved!
-7 MrKrinkel 2016-11-20
Why don't you eat it then and shove it up your asshole sideways
Sorry about that
Fuck yourself
9 Lady_Dis_Liver 2016-11-20
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa.
4 hoogityboogitiesRIP 2016-11-20
Oof. You stink
3 MrKrinkel 2016-11-20
Not wrong
2 Mikekekeke 2016-11-20
Come on Mr. Krinkel tell me why.
3 MrKrinkel 2016-11-20
My feet are horrendous. They look good but as soon as the socks come off it clears the room. Plus my butt smells. Don't get me started on my inner thighs
1 Viking_Lordbeast 2016-11-20
Well yeah, but you could say that to anyone here and not be wrong. None of us deserve to live. I mean, look at this place.
1 MrKrinkel 2016-11-20
Hey now, I have a goldfish that would be pretty bummed if I didn't wake up in the morning. Check your privilege pal
21 User234524352345 2016-11-20
Fuck! Everyone should go on yelp pretending to be Ants sponsor and give every local dive a rough review, and maybe, just maybe, he'll be denied service at some of them.
67 cbanks420lol 2016-11-20
It might just be a nigger who looks like Anthony.
32 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-11-20
Well, they do all look alike, sure. But ant is a very well known al-Shabaab commander in North Tonawanda
4 Doc_McCoy79 2016-11-20
They moved up from Lackawanna, at least.
57 eastriverdriveII 2016-11-20
that's nice supporting a local small town gay bar.
24 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-11-20
cum trumps hate
23 panasonictooth 2016-11-20
Trump cums hate
8 KirkJohnsonsring 2016-11-20
Hate trumps cum.
24 Lish_fips89 2016-11-20
Peckahs.
0 burnsproblem 2016-11-20
peckahs cum trump
41 Bluesmoky 2016-11-20
Drunk Anthony has a lot more potential to be entertaining to us.
49 rahtin 2016-11-20
I watched one of his Infowars segments the other day, and Alex Jones introduced him by saying "he was fired from Sirius for speaking out about Obama and Clinton. He was censored!"
39 hardmodediamondclub 2016-11-20
Alex Jones is great. And he's right: Anthony was fired for his belligerent twitter rant after taking a photo of a globalist in Time Square.
36 Muted_Post-Horn 2016-11-20
Is that what we're calling them now?
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32 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-11-20
Iv heard Alex Jones introduce him with "Sirius xm fired him for being a trump supporter" 😂😂
1 Viking_Lordbeast 2016-11-20
That's true though. Back in 2014, Ant would constantly rant and rave about Trump's incredible performance in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. XM wasn't having none of that.
14 TakeMeXenu 2016-11-20
Did he seriously say that? What a dolt. I liked his autism freak out on Piers Morgan, but that man is 10 flavors of douche.
10 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2016-11-20
He's ridden with douchechills, but I'm still a big fan of his comedy
5 puppy_action_team 2016-11-20
Anthony didn't even have the balls to correct him. Even though he must know everyone listening knows he is lying.
13 rahtin 2016-11-20
That's what Infowars is all about. It's disinformation for paranoid people.
3 puppy_action_team 2016-11-20
I listened to it, because it's interesting. I just believe like 2% that comes out of that guys mouth. You can say anything when you include "sources".
My "sources" inside the CIA say Bill Clinton loves to sleep with little boys.
2 SallieTomato 2016-11-20
Pizzagate ....
1 FelidiaFetherbottom 2016-11-20
You told me you'd never tell
1 CordouroyStilts 2016-11-20
Is Alex covering pizzagate yet?
-6 AppleBonfire 2016-11-20
This isn't true. He says something to the effect of "he was fired by Sirius where he wouldn't be able to talk about the things he can do now"
2 rahtin 2016-11-20
No, he said he was censored by Sirius because he was speaking out. I'll find it.
EDIT: Fuck, I can't find it. It starts off with Alex talking about Anthony for about a minute before going to him.
1 AppleBonfire 2016-11-20
Yeah it's something like that - it's not that he was fired for speaking out.
31 Leonard_Betts 2016-11-20
Budd Dwyer's
31 PhilipMarma 2016-11-20
Where every night is shot night.
11 oceaux 2016-11-20
an ders brAAIIINZZZZ on da flooor!
DVVV DVVV
25 Aemon12 2016-11-20
This wop doesn't have self-control to wait only one month until he is sentences.
21 titcity 2016-11-20
in public too. He spends 98% of his life at the compound yet he has to drink on the rare occasion the troll comes out from under the bridge
23 hookahreed 2016-11-20
Gotta pay the Troll Toll if you wanna get in that boy's hole.
4 wbfletcher 2016-11-20
If he dont pay no tolls, then he dont lick no poles.
6 Bossman_Spearman 2016-11-20
Tss why not czechs or sumpthin?
1 Viking_Lordbeast 2016-11-20
Tss czechs? I've fawkin had a buncha czechs with a buncha tits and cootahs.
7 kalirizian 2016-11-20
Or he knows part of his sentence will involve forced sobriety.
3 PauxFas 2016-11-20
*sodomy
1 DerpalSherpa 2016-11-20
Yeah he's gonna be a whole pair of graphs or somethin'
1 Lish_fips89 2016-11-20
He is sentences? You mean, like an obituary?
1 SallieTomato 2016-11-20
I guess he should wait until he's paragraphs or somethin'. tss sss
22 RacksDiciprine 2016-11-20
Isn't drinking booze a violation of his probation?
19 TittyMtnhighway 2016-11-20
Well, Mike Deitzman, you seem to know who he is. Are you nobody? Schinkle 'bout it
18 joeroganpodcastfan 2016-11-20
So you're telling me the whole rehab thing was just play for court
0 lena_dunhams_vagina 2016-11-20
Ya don't say...
24 joeroganpodcastfan 2016-11-20
I was being sarcastic, don't double down on the sarcasm on my already sarcastic comment you autistic dickhead
12 lena_dunhams_vagina 2016-11-20
Ya don't say...
7 Hunter_Cumia 2016-11-20
ur kidding!!!
1 Icon_Crash 2016-11-20
What was that? Your computer crapped out.
18 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-11-20
Ah who cares?
It was obvious the sobriety bit was necessary for his court case but who really thought Ant started realizing how his drinking's impacting him negatively? He's been an alcoholic manchild who laughs away everything real his whole life, from tinknocker to radio fame. His problems with alcohol were a running joke all throughout O&A, the period that almost everyone here sees as his apex, and long after he's fired when some tranny sues him and it's easy to laugh at him you act holier than thou? Fuck it. Worry about your own problems.
6 [deleted] 2016-11-20
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1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-11-20
tss cirrhosis why not cirviolets or sumpthin
take us out ya fat pig
16 holodog 2016-11-20
I'm from South Tonawanda and I hate those fags from North Tonawanda.
9 LookyLookyMissCookie 2016-11-20
There is no south Tonawnada. Only Tonawnada and North Tonawanda
13 holodog 2016-11-20
Say that to my face you Northie fuck.
4 hoohootellemkeith 2016-11-20
Seems like North Tonowonda has a discipline problem!
14 SpaceCaseBassFace 2016-11-20
You guys didn't hear? Gavin and Luis said he got exonerrated!
14 logcabinboys 2016-11-20
Fuck a snitch
6 Hunter_Cumia 2016-11-20
More like fuck a snatch huh gang
13 sanfrancisco69er 2016-11-20
Hahaha that guy doesn't even know what he just did
10 jokopolis 2016-11-20
He didn't say what he was drinking. If he was with his brotherjoe even more unrecognizable it might have just been childspit
8 ElectricHellKnight 2016-11-20
His profile pic is a scene of Kurt Russell from Big Trouble In Little China, the scene when he dressed up in disguise.
Yes, I'm a faggot for recognizing a specific movie scene and actor from a thumbnail.
8 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-11-20
You're not a faggot, that movie fuckin rules!!
2 Cleon_The_Athenian 2016-11-20
Sure is raining cats and dogs out there.
8 RichHeads 2016-11-20
The fuck is wrong with you twinks? You really want a straightedge Anthony who gives up drinking and dates women his own age and treat them with respect?
Jesus I don't hate the guy that much... you guys are monsters.
3 Hunter_Cumia 2016-11-20
I think half his age would be acceptable at this point
3 BoardroomBimmy 2016-11-20
And female
7 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-11-20
Jimmy will be so disappointed
1 [deleted] 2016-11-20
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7 NihilistKnight 2016-11-20
Doesn't he have a court date coming up in December? It'd be a shame if the judge caught wind of this little relapse.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2016-11-20
Luckily Ant is great at being inconspicuous and not airing his dirty laundry for all the world to see.
1 lemskroob 2016-11-20
just in time for the holidays!
https://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/webcrim_attorney/Detail?which=case&docketNumber=1/b2g3jhvxefUnMVZ5LADg==&courtType=S&countyId=kxHaREjUNpNYA4tQhnCz2g==&docketId=bREPlhKBSi8ing3Oee5HSg==&docketDseq=Aa/FQZmXpQdsZcUMv07NUw==&defendantName=Cumia,+Anthony&county=NASSAU&court=Nassau+County+Court+-+Criminal+Term&recordType=C&recordNum=OU2thxzJN4blgFhp6mwg7w==
Next Appearance Date:December 23, 2016
7 golightlys_iphone 2016-11-20
Please don't screen cap and send to Nassau County DA
-1 JerkStoreJ 2016-11-20
Yeah I'm sure they'd get right on that.
7 Doc_McCoy79 2016-11-20
The last time Ant was in that building (it has since become Helium comedy club) was 2004. He and Ope did a mini XM promo tour to sell radios before their launch that September. I bought my Roadie II right there from the b b b b boys. We got there like an hour early because we thought it was gonna be mobbed, especially after T&A with O&A just 3 years before that? No. Maybe 100 people showed up. I couldn't believe it.
5 I-take-beast-shits 2016-11-20
Since you're such a loyal fan I guess it's safe to assume you have sleep apnea?
2 Doc_McCoy79 2016-11-20
Im actually out of the demo, Im in pretty damn good shape.
But Im a light sleeper and piss a lot at night, if that helps.
5 Psych555 2016-11-20
If you've not yet had a prostate exam, it's a good time to talk to your doctor. If you're also African American (Nigger) or have a family history of prostate cancer, it's a really good time.
2 Doc_McCoy79 2016-11-20
You're not kidding. I'm approaching 40 and have not had one. My dad had some kind of ass/asshole cancer last year, but he beat it. I should get my shitbox checked out. I hate the doctor's.
2 Leofan7 2016-11-20
Yeah time to get the fartbox looked at. Stay healthy, dingus.
2 Bobby_Newpooort 2016-11-20
Fringer in your brutt. It's for your health
1 machete_chipperson 2016-11-20
what's a radio? Did you mean a raqio?
1 Doc_McCoy79 2016-11-20
Yes. Damn my oversight.
6 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-11-20
Heeeeee's gonnnnaaaa.... Drink and fight, and drink and fight, and drink and fight some whores!
6 Z7ZZ77Z 2016-11-20
I didn't think he ever stopped.
6 ShrimpleyPibbles1 2016-11-20
It's tough, man. You gotta take it one day at a time. Thanks for calling in
5 ChippusMaximus 2016-11-20
If anyone forwards this to get Ant fucked over and not just leave it here for our amusement then you are a fucking dick. No lulz would be had if Ant was in jail.
8 JohnQNo1 2016-11-20
Youre a party pooper. Anthony lobbying the aryan brotherhood would be hilarious
6 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-11-20
Oh really?? I'd be pissing my pants if ant went to jail with 'those' people
1 plasticpaddy84 2016-11-20
Ant would end up being popular in jail cos he's rich and funny
1 EastSideDan 2016-11-20
If Tranth went to jail, it would be very difficult for me to happier about anything else.
Ant in jail would rule.
5 A_Real_OG_Readmore 2016-11-20
Of course nobody knows who he is.
0 BoardroomBimmy 2016-11-20
It must be one of those liberal cuck SJW bars where cucks hang out. I hear they eat their own.
-1 Hunter_Cumia 2016-11-20
His show is very popular in the UK, those people know who they are
4 Ant_Sucks 2016-11-20
Should go over and spill his drink. He'll think it's hilarious.
4 stinksskc 2016-11-20
Shoulda got pic. I woulda
4 KirkJohnsonsring 2016-11-20
Its that time of year again, lads.
2 BoardroomBimmy 2016-11-20
What? January through December?
4 [deleted] 2016-11-20
Place is going to run out of Bud Light quick.
4 DHFearnot 2016-11-20
I'll take the soup.
3 DaveNone 2016-11-20
Did his case get settled yet? If it didn't and the judge or prosecutor finds out he is drinking he might be an unhappy Eyetalian.
2 BoardroomBimmy 2016-11-20
He was exonerated, you cuck
2 babs_uvula 2016-11-20
He's already been sentenced essentially - the case against him was adjourned in contemplation of dismissal. If he doesn't get in trouble then the case is dismissed at the next court date.
2 EastSideDan 2016-11-20
Says every Ant ballwasher after every court hearing.
0 babs_uvula 2016-11-20
Not an Anthony ballwasher. Just using the facts of what we know. His lawyer essentially told the media in June Anthony was ACD'd and the online Court records back that up. Also period of ACD in NY is 6 months and December court appearance is exactly 6 months after June plea date. Charges are being dropped in December, assuming he doesn't get in trouble.
1 lemskroob 2016-11-20
and then he gets his guns back???
2 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-11-20
Anthony has always been an impressive physical specimen, a dash of alcohol here and there has just adds a rugged sheen to a life well loved and lived.
3 lemskroob 2016-11-20
its called 'the sweats'
2 telepepper 2016-11-20
If you're gonna be somewhat "famous" and nigger rich.. this is how I want to do it.
2 SteakSauce66 2016-11-20
I just want to know what the wop was doing in Buffalo.
2 LindyWestsWetFart 2016-11-20
this deitzman is a rat. too bad fat nick from howard beach is around to take care of it
2 lemskroob 2016-11-20
Just think of the timeline possibilities:
Dec 23: his case is formally dismissed
Dec 24(am): he goes down to get his guns back
Dec 24(pm) to Dec 25(am): early, Christmas morning. He is in his house. Alone. Surrounded by the unlit, unfestooned jewish mansions. Only a giant wreath hanging in the portico. Hot tub is empty. He's 4 bottles of wine deep, with his gun on his lap. He fires up paltalk. then pulls the hammer back. click ..... pop
1 [deleted] 2016-11-20
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1 SlimWiggins 2016-11-20
He's so brave
1 Billyassman 2016-11-20
Mike Douchman your a regular Longstreet.
2 Nukkig 2016-11-20
*you're... as in you're an illiterate faggot
1 Peekabu85 2016-11-20
Do you often search Facebook for "Anthony cumia" ?
1 jfral 2016-11-20
Light beer and red wine don't count. It's not a relapse until the Captain Cokes are succumbed to.
1 [deleted] 2016-11-20
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1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2016-11-20
He should get drink and drug tested because he was smoking pot and drinking with Gavin and his parasites.
1 [deleted] 2016-11-20
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1 jfral 2016-11-20
Going from raging lush to sensible drinker never works. A serial killer can't suddenly become content with shoplifting. Zebras don't change stripes...an apt analogy in this case given Anthony's heritage.
0 [deleted] 2016-11-20
one random fagule's facebook post
0 muhdikyo 2016-11-20
LIES
0 conchopeterpumper 2016-11-20
Ewwwww. You guys are faggots
-1 9NepaliRed6 2016-11-20
Ant is probably the one who disappointed the most. Super talented, super intelligent, factually scrupulous in his political leaning but, after all these years, especially after what his father always taught him, he ended up liking cock more than Jimmy. It's insane to even think about it, him - of all people- hanging out with those mentally ill men with penises who think they're women, and sexually consuming them.
I honestly never saw that coming. Perhaps, Jim and Collin influenced him too much...
2 EastSideDan 2016-11-20
WHAT?!
-13 CokeFloatsInMaCup 2016-11-20
Haha ant won CUCKS LOSE!
14 TinKnockinMoroccan 2016-11-20
Nigga still gonna die of liver failure while clutching a velvet hitler painting.
6 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-11-20
uh huh, uh huh, then what?
6 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-11-20
What did Ant win again? Certainly not any dignity.
39 hardmodediamondclub 2016-11-20
Alex Jones is great. And he's right: Anthony was fired for his belligerent twitter rant after taking a photo of a globalist in Time Square.
14 TakeMeXenu 2016-11-20
Did he seriously say that? What a dolt. I liked his autism freak out on Piers Morgan, but that man is 10 flavors of douche.
32 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-11-20
Iv heard Alex Jones introduce him with "Sirius xm fired him for being a trump supporter" 😂😂
-6 AppleBonfire 2016-11-20
This isn't true. He says something to the effect of "he was fired by Sirius where he wouldn't be able to talk about the things he can do now"
5 puppy_action_team 2016-11-20
Anthony didn't even have the balls to correct him. Even though he must know everyone listening knows he is lying.
-1 JerkStoreJ 2016-11-20
Yeah I'm sure they'd get right on that.
11 oceaux 2016-11-20
an ders brAAIIINZZZZ on da flooor!
DVVV DVVV
3 puppy_action_team 2016-11-20
I listened to it, because it's interesting. I just believe like 2% that comes out of that guys mouth. You can say anything when you include "sources".
My "sources" inside the CIA say Bill Clinton loves to sleep with little boys.
5 I-take-beast-shits 2016-11-20
Since you're such a loyal fan I guess it's safe to assume you have sleep apnea?
1 CordouroyStilts 2016-11-20
Is Alex covering pizzagate yet?
1 machete_chipperson 2016-11-20
what's a radio? Did you mean a raqio?