I hope Amy gets shot by a mentally ill teen on psychotropic drugs. The hypocrisy to say others should not have guns yet you have men with guns protecting you is unfathomable.

I don't want there to be a martyr that fat. I'd rather her get her brains bashed in by an angry gypsy cabbie's wife.

Raped to death by a pack of negroes would be more satisfying, more ironical.

That's just the special features from her DVDs, nothing special or lethal to her.

I think, such an incident would end racism in America. MLK's dream!

She allegedly received real threats after speaking out against guns. Or at least that's what she claimed to Artie after he made fun of her for bringing her body guard to the comic's table.

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Men are women's guns.

"Real" = Ant sending her mean tweets.

She wants to get to gigs on time because she owes it to the paying audience. She also cancels shows to attend presidential winning parties and also to grieve that her candidate lost.

Piggies stick together.

Famous Cunt

That shit made my ribs tickle

He misunderstood - she takes a police escort to meals, not shows.

And doggie bags.

"How long shall they kill our prophets while we stand aside and look?"

This makes sense ever since celebrities became the new politicians.

Also I'm pretty sure most wide load flatbeds need an escort.

Kenny was with her on a private jet recently. I was contemplating saying hi to Kenny then I remembered he doesn't have a personality.

She learned that from James Norton but she had to one up him a lil' bit.

nobody remember norton used to have his own cop slave to manhandle fans at his tranny dude lmao shows

Fascinating