Uncle Pablo is doing it wrong

3  2016-11-17 by [deleted]

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"I told Pablo he was doin it wrong. I told him you don't burn their little tootsies you gotta get in there and suck on their toes and go Numma numma num num. Make em giggle and say Unca Paul that tickles. Then you pull it out yer pants and spray all over their face."

WHEN TURKEY FOOT GOES WRONG The Uncle Pablo story

Paulblo

Of course he did it wrong, everyone knows you fuck them first.

I'm sick of these fucking wetbacks coming into our nation and stealing nice fresh burnable feet from us hard working Americans! Where are my children's feet to incinerate, you liberal fucks! Built a goddamn wall