I'm not a tough guy, I don't try to be a tough guy. But i love to fucking fight all the time. Oi mate, I'll punch you in the face! At EllisMania, I got punched in the face by a stripper, a fucking STRIPPER.. WITH TITS. Then the stripper punched my balls and I fucking laughed because fuck, FUCK. You fucking retard, I'll fucking punch you in the face.

Did you know he is bisexual? I'm not sure he's ever brought it up.

He's such a 10/10 alpha when he marches into the steam room all is hushed and hallowed until he gives the okay for talk to resume. What a queer, I'd definitely swipe left.

He's Rogan in his early 40s but sexually liberated.

Yeah, not a good show... Enough with the trannies, dumb porn-stars wrastlers and UFC guys. Also Stop trying to have serious interviews with comedians when they come in. No one wants to hear about the fucking writing process for whatever project they just finished for an hour straight (except Jim because his projects are all failures). Let them be funny or at least try to be?

Yeah why can't they just be funny? How many girls or trannys or whatever you bang or not really does nothing for me...

It's just self-indulgent on their part. They don't give a shit about the listeners. They just want to humor their hobbies that most of the fans are fucking annoyed by. That tranny "Punk" rocker was "Me me me" the whole fucking time, it was not insightful, I didn't learn anything from it, it was just exhausting to listen to.

I've been a fan of Against Me for years and I was disappointed with the interview because all they asked about was tranny stuff. It sounded like they did research 2 minutes before she came in. Jason Ellis was an ass, as always.

Yeah, his "Hitting on her" was extremely douchey. He just tries so hard at everything which is the opposite of cool.

Before he came in.

Don't indulge these mentally ill attention whores.

Yeah, that's right! Fight the power! Why would you use a word that means nothing to you but makes someone else feel better? Being nice is gay as hell.

I'm glad this guy gets it.

This is before the transition. are you going to sit there with a straight face and tell me that this is 100% male? It looks like a teenage girl trying to look like a sk83r dude.

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Exactly, I'm no Rhodes scholar but dagnabbit I'd like something intellectually stimulating. And my idea of stimulating ain't no physics class folks, but O&A had Chuck Palahniuk in and O&A wasn't no NPR either.

Anyway, how bout that container of coffee?

I do like hearing about that from some comics. But leave it for Unmasked or WTF.

How old is Sam? In the last week he's called himself a millennial and said he grew up in the early 00s. He started college in the early 00s what the fuck is he talking about

Sam was born in 1983, but he looks like he was born in 1903.

1903 bc

The ex-slavemaster came by Sam's mammy's sharecropper's shack for a booty call.

A millennial is anyone born from about 1980-2000. Generations last 20 years.

I have zero in common with anyone who was born when I was in college.

Look, I don't make these rules. I'm not the one to complain to. Someone born in 1946 probably doesn't have a lot in common with someone born in 1963, yet they're technically both Baby Boomers.

FIX IT!

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Sam was born in 1974 in Westmount (Bestmount) Quebec.

Canada's first negro.

fuckin french canadians

Millennial doesn't have a strict definition. It seems like if you were maturing around about the time of 9/11 you're a millennial.

Wiki lists all the birth date definitions, they pretty much all share a range of 1982-1994, some going earlier, some later, some both.

Fuck, barely made it into the millenial group. Was hoping I would barely fall into the Gen-X group. They at least had better music.

Pete Davidson lost his dad around that time.

Y'KHIDDIN?!

What? How? He's never mentioned it!

This show needs CQ full time

I don't think he even wants to be on it. The other day he seemed kinda irked that Sam kept trying to rip on scorch. Like he couldn't get out of there fast enough

"I heard it a million times already"

Collin is going to be on Scorch's sitcom.

Doesn't every show?

"So, your book is called Tranny. How bout' you stick it in my shitter and we can talk about it!" - James Norden

Anyone else notice that Sam interrupts almost as much as Opie? Granted, it's usually funnier and more on point, but the more I listen, the more I find myself getting really annoyed he never lets another person complete a fucking sentence. I like Sam, love Jim, LOVE Teft, but holy shit Sam, chill out. You have a 4 hour show, you don't need to speak every 10 seconds if someone else is contributing to the conversation also.

"Sit down peckkah tits!!!"

So now that we know that Sickbaby is responsible for booking trannies, what are we going to do about it?

Ask him to book them to peg our bumholes?

Thats one episode I'm not bothering to listen on youtube.

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They were talking about Corey Feldman regarding people with no self-awareness right?

Ellis and Laura Grace were fine. I didn't like them much, but they are interesting people.

Kroll and Mulaney though, almost the worst interview I've ever heard. You guys aren't complaining about it so I guess you turned it off before then. It's worth listening to cause it makes the previous interview sound like gold.

I'm glad this woman has a penis because I personally love cock. I am also very very gay as is anyone who enjoys trannies. Thanks!

Did they have ANOTHER tranny on the show?

What did I miss? Lynch talking about her cock again..?

Wow. Jason Ellis again! Jane Lynch AND the self-proclaimed Trans Soul Rebel, Laura Grace! Tell me again how terrible Opie's show is in comparison.

Incredibly terrible

because Jim and Sam can make shitty guests funnier and more interesting than Opie and Vic Henley can

The Sam & Jim Show sucks. "Haha... Jimmy sucks cock", "LOL, Jimmy bangs trannies", "OMG, DBag is a premie", "Who wants to talk about wrestling?!"... the same jokes and material day in and day out. And the fact that Jimmy is the first name of the show is pathetic, he's not a leader, he's still a third mic, with the same hack material.

Opie's show doesn't have the magic of O&A but it's definitely a more "mature" show and a more enjoyable listen than Shaun King & The Worm.

I fully expect the Jim fanboys to downvote this but the truth hurts.

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Shaun King? Sam is an authentic person of color. Not a white guy with a fade and John Waters mustache.

Oh well. Different strokes for different strokes. No big deal.

Jane Lynch is cool as shit, and hasn't really sold out like Amy Schumer or Sarah Silverman.

I think Jason Ellis has apologized for early 2014, probably why he's back on an O&A-related show.

I don't give a fuck about Laura Grace though.

Ill give you Jane Lynch. Fine. The other two, yuck.

She was on Glee. You can't sell out much more than that.

Until Opie stops booking Vic, Sherrod, Jewdy, Theo and Chris.....pretty terrible.

Fuck, barely made it into the millenial group. Was hoping I would barely fall into the Gen-X group. They at least had better music.