Raise your hand if you've never purposefully listened to (((AfternoonTits)))
298 2016-11-17 by [deleted]
The speed at which i change the station if i hear a replay of tits is akin to the hand speed of Gene Wilder in Blazing Saddles.
298 2016-11-17 by [deleted]
The speed at which i change the station if i hear a replay of tits is akin to the hand speed of Gene Wilder in Blazing Saddles.
94 comments
40 faustok 2016-11-17
I don't have to change the station. After years of listening to Opie, my ears have evolved tiny little assholes that clench up whenever they detect his voice and prevent the sound waves from getting in.
17 TheScarletR 2016-11-17
Do the little assholes fart and stuff too? Asking for a friend
5 EskimoEscrow 2016-11-17
That sounds like shit.
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1 _snoop_ 2016-11-17
I want to fuck your tiny ear assholes you dirty bird you.
1 Superbad415 2016-11-17
funny...my asshole never clenches for anything going for it
0 yourunconscious 2016-11-17
Your ear holes have a way of shutting that thing down.
40 DickAction 2016-11-17
I figured if anything of interest happened on his show someone here would link to a clip. No one's done that. I'm assuming his show consists of him starring at Vic Henley while Sherrod mumbles incoherently.
25 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-11-17
Barely anyone is listening from this sub.. I listened yesterday and Kevin Brennan was taking little shots at opie, so kenny came in and defended opie by trying to intimidate Kevin.. Kevin didn't back down and called kenny for defending his master etc I thought someone would post it here, but no one did cuz no ones listening
22 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2016-11-17
I wish someone here would take one for the team & listen to the show daily to provide time stamps to the most enraging Opie moments. I'm really nostalgic for hating him.
39 PassProtect15 2016-11-17
We had someone taking notes of the show everyday, but I think he killed himself.
6 crunchtimestudio 2016-11-17
Actually he was very badly raped
1 Turkuleys 2016-11-17
😂
3 Superbad415 2016-11-17
why?
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3 DickAction 2016-11-17
Kevin Brennan was the only guest? Wow. Opie's getting bold. I didn't think he'd have the courage to have less than two talented people to surround himself with.
15 Nezlo_Nuke_Em 2016-11-17
Whoa whoa whoa let's not get ahead of ourselves, the great Vic Henly was there aswell.
9 HebrewSteve 2016-11-17
All caps when you spell the mans name. Like MF DOOM.
1 Superbad415 2016-11-17
I dont really get the joke youre making but i like DOOM. Jew bastard.
1 BenjiBeats 2016-11-17
All caps. Madvillainy bitch.
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1 little-pete-ferguson 2016-11-17
What was Kevin saying- anything good?
1 justchippinyaaaa 2016-11-17
Just look at the difference in views from Jim and Sam to Opie's show it has to be so blatantly obvious to management.
8 hairFugazi 2016-11-17
no because people are so blinded by rageful hate for opie, that any video of his show is immediately downvoted. I posted a really funny one of artie getting a cramp and his ass falling out of his pants and opie's haters jumped on it right away
4 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2016-11-17
Never forget that Vic and Sherrod do the show for free.
2 Narc3119 2016-11-17
is that true? i thought they got a couple hundred a show at least?
3 crookedmile 2016-11-17
Hello! Exactly!
30 cakehornnigga 2016-11-17
STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM. LET HIM FADE AWAY INTO NOTHINGNESS
6 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-11-17
but are his tits real or fake we must know
3 bornrevolution 2016-11-17
they're real, and they're spectacular.
4 FuchsiaJuicer 2016-11-17
Mocking opie is the only thing that brings me any joy anymore.
3 YousaThickDickedFool 2016-11-17
Thank you. It's unanimous that he is hated. Why bother bring him up again? I fucking hate this guy. Retire or die already.
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11 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-11-17
Nevah. I like the transcriptions some guy (or guys) did here, but it's been a while since I've seen one. Somehow reading cancer isn't as bad as hearing it.
11 Opesterino 2016-11-17
I barely been able to keep up with Jim & Sam. I refuse to listen to the Opester.
Morning, Noon, or Night, a moment with Opie is a moment not well spent.
9 Bibimbap4211 2016-11-17
I hear it for about 3 seconds when I turn on the app to download Jim and Sam. That's way too long.
9 TriangleDimes 2016-11-17
I accidentally listened to a clip cause it was Lewis Black talking about how he found out his wife lied to him about his kid being his. There was no real story, it was just he mentions his wife was a lying whore. Astoundingly, Opie never really went into more of the story and they moved on.
6 andycumiashow 2016-11-17
I listened the first day hoping for tears.
6 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-11-17
That first day was a fascinating listen for longtime haters. There were like 750 sub members in /u/braunheiser's chatroom all listening to Opie FUCKING DROWN and stupidly attack Vos. Other than that episode I hope that Trump gasses all of Opie's listeners.
6 shmigshmog 2016-11-17
Implying I've ever paid for this show in my life
6 fervt 2016-11-17
I'm ashamed of myself enough as it is, alright. I don't need you doing it to.
All you lipstick listeners acting like you're hot shit. I enjoy hearing a stupid man say stupid things, usually for about 10-15 minutes at a day, is that so wrong? Haven't I suffered enough?
6 rollingoranges 2016-11-17
I don't listen much but I tuned in yesterday and the show wasn't bad- had some good energy in the room, especially when Kevin Brennan was going off. Erick and Vic kinda started calling opie on some of his shit too. I get the Opie hate and he does a bunch of shit that is annoying but the level people go to here is cartoonish.
9 Skivsamlaren 2016-11-17
A fair, nuanced and rational comment.
Now get out.
5 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-11-17
Any time he has Artie in it's a must listen for me.
5 PeeSoup3030 2016-11-17
I listened to the first show, on youtube with adblock
4 telemecanique 2016-11-17
never had, never will, don't even know what days and time it's on.
4 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-11-17
No. I want to fast forward to part where he's fired and pretends like it was his idea.
3 clownshoes2 2016-11-17
I can't do it. I don't listen live (wink wink) and I refuse to go out of my way to hear that drek. I can only imagine it's awfulness.
3 GstandsFORgets 2016-11-17
I listened to the first show to listen to him lie, I have since only listened to the show while I'm on call in attempt to say bam Margera fucked your wife on air.
I always end up hanging up due to being unlistenable
3 RichHeads 2016-11-17
Listen! I refused even subscribe to the channel. I have to manually navigate to the Jim and Sam show every time. But once my new car subscription runs out I will not pay money to listen. I like Jim and Sam but not enough to pay for it. The only reason they're good at the moment is because everything else is shit. Even Bennington has been less entertaining. It is so sad to see the age of radio dead and replaced with mediocre podcasts.
3 StuntPeckah 2016-11-17
Vic Henley IS the fourth wall!
3 crookedmile 2016-11-17
I enjoy both his armpit stains and his beautiful wife Gozer.
1 StuntPeckah 2016-11-17
Dang, ol' Vic didn't do too bad for himself! =)
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Who?
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2 FatMosque 2016-11-17
yes, the Faggot tribe
2 NiggerFaggot19 2016-11-17
I don't like you.
2 LeslieJonesAnalPics 2016-11-17
Just some gay shit to piss off SJWs and jews.
2 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-11-17
Listened once because of Morgan Spurlock, and the times he talked to Anthony but that's basically it.
2 FuchsiaJuicer 2016-11-17
He's not a Jew. You can't just put the echo around any old name, silly.
2 ScarletNumbers 2016-11-17
Never have. Never will.
2 Sicboy69 2016-11-17
I listened to the first show out if curiosity & haven't listened again since. It's not even like I avoid the show on purpose, i just kinda forgot about opie.
2 TakeMeXenu 2016-11-17
I can't imagine doing something like that.
2 RicketyChippa 2016-11-17
Have tried to listen to it a couple times. Just because the station is one of my presets. I can't fucking do it.
2 Guybroman 2016-11-17
I just got satellite and if its on when I start my car I turn my satellite off and listen to Mike Francesa. That should tell you something
2 panjshirlion 2016-11-17
Huh? Is the implication that Opie is Jewish? I don't get it.
But no, I've never listened once. Not even to the Anthony call on day one. The idea of listening to them make nice made me sick.
2 fairietard 2016-11-17
I tuned in a few times, and Opie's obvious insecurities just made it unbearable.
The guy's been broadcasting to an audience for decades, and yet whenever anyone else in the room tries to give an anecdote or tell a story it's now almost constantly peppered with this shit:
"So back in the 80's, Neil Young released an album called 'Old Ways'..."
"I know that!!"
So what, you fucking dullard?!? Want a cookie or some balm for your tender nips?
It's not as if there's an audience out there that might not know that... Or the point your unfortunate "guest" is trying to lead up to. Just keep interjecting "I know that!!! I knew that too!" like the narcissistic tween you are.
2 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-11-17
Why would I do that to myself?
2 throwawaymanthrows 2016-11-17
They'll move him back a few hours and he'll be the NIGHT TIME ATTITUDE
2 Berdache 2016-11-17
I didn't even know he was doing an Afternoon show, just that maybe he would. Fuck.
1 TheScarletR 2016-11-17
Not since the very first one, I dont think.
1 danimalplanimal 2016-11-17
I listened to the first one, just to see how bad it was.....it was baaad
1 peckaface 2016-11-17
I don't get "best of xm" on my radio. So I have never heard either Opies or Jims/Sams show.
1 jaghutgathos 2016-11-17
I listen to it as often as I do the Jim and Sam Tranny-MMA-Porn-UFC extravaganza.
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1 Dennyislife 2016-11-17
i listened to the first one. It was great. Opie was having a mental breakdown. Then Ant called in and it was a cool moment.
After that i tapped out.
1 joekercom 2016-11-17
I did the first show and that's it
1 teeshirtspleez 2016-11-17
1st day of the show thats it. One and done...
1 MYmaracas 2016-11-17
A video accidentally started autoplaying on youtube after the J&S show. I flogged myself with a Slith tshirt for an hour after that and ate ghostpepper chili to become temporarily death as punishment.
1 jaghutgathos 2016-11-17
I did. Today was pretty good (first hour). GFY.
1 molotovspritzer 2016-11-17
Its not even worth the google search on how to pirate it
1 Shits_Bigley 2016-11-17
I would raise my hand but sadly it's busy inside another man's asshole. We are both gay and do not listen to Opie Radio as we believe that is too homosexual for us.
1 ptb4life 2016-11-17
I have listened, only out of boredom and not being in the mood for music while I drive home. But I have turned it off in anger nearly every time. If there were other talk options, I'd gladly change
1 RacistPigeon 2016-11-17
Fuck no. I'm not giving SXM any money for ruining the idea of satellite radio, namely, that you were free to say anything.
1 YousaThickDickedFool 2016-11-17
Of course not. You have Anthony, Jim and Sam, Gavin, Talbeeb, Tommy Sotomayor, et al. No the guy isn't interesting and there is no point.
1 onemancrimespree 2016-11-17
I heard the Anthony call on day 1 and never again.
1 UnclePual 2016-11-17
I can tell you that I have seen the download rate drop by 30% after the 1st 2 weeks of the show.
1 SaveUsNick 2016-11-17
I've seriously not even heard a second of the new show. Not even a second of his intro. Only listen to Jim & Sam and I plan to keep it this way forever.
-1 Hunter_Cumia 2016-11-17
I never listened to JAM despite its perfect in every way status
-8 PatBattle1 2016-11-17
you should really give it a chance, the show has been awesome.
9 sanfrancisco69er 2016-11-17
What's something he's said that you found funny or interesting?
2 PatBattle1 2016-11-17
Opie making fun of Vos the other day was hilarious. that entire show was great. Like i said I'm just a fan and think you guys should give the show a chance. Opie has been on fire lately and moving to afternoons has really helped the show. Having Ant call in is fucking awesome and I can't wait until they are back together.
2 sanfrancisco69er 2016-11-17
I still thik youre kidding...what was a funny thing he said when making fun of vos? Or one insightful or thought-provoking thing in his calls with Ant....I obviously dont expect you to remember anything but a single thing would sell it a lot better
6 LeslieJonesAnalPics 2016-11-17
unsure if sarcasm or shilling. either way fuck off
7 lickitoff 2016-11-17
Wouldn't know if it's shit or awesome. I just refuse to listen.
I can safely say that Tits is the worst radio broadcaster, with 35 years of work experience, that I've ever heard.
2 carribbeanjimmy 2016-11-17
I could turn on the local college station at 2 am and listen to a couple millennial hipster faggots complain about Trump for an hour. There would be a much higher likelihood I would find it entertaining or funny then if I listened to a year of OpieRaqio
1 FatassTitePants 2016-11-17
Remember the dude on whackbag who pretended to be some hot chick whose mom died? It went on for years. PatBattle1 is our equivalent
2 majestik6 2016-11-17
It would be hilarious if the show was at an all-time high, and we had no idea because we're not masochistic enough to give it a chance
2 Narc3119 2016-11-17
is that true? i thought they got a couple hundred a show at least?