How Patton Oswald's wife felt about him.

25  2016-11-17 by Psych555

19 comments

It is amazing how one can spend his life documenting the horrors of humanity, unaware that evil lurks much closer.

RIP Michelle, you deserved better.

wait no trolling am i missing something? is patton somehow implicated as having killed her?

It has not been mentioned on this sub- being a hangout for Patton fans- that there are are rumors out there that he might have done something to this lovely lady.

Have you been living under a fucking rock?

This man has been living under an E-rock. Fawk yeah.

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I translated her blinking from morse code:

HELPMEMYHUSBANDISGOINGTOKILLME

I have no idea what that word means, but it's very long

Like my cock

What are the LAPD waiting for? Why do they always protect Hollywood celebrities!?

Only if they break 1,000 yards against the Jets....

Man you guys go hard on Patton for killing his wife in her sleep, bunch of animals.

I know. I thought everyone here was a misogynist.

I'm just amazed someone took the time to watch some shitty documentary about a shitty comics non-famous wife.

I'll watch as many shitty documentaries as it takes to bring peace to her family, and justice for her murderer. Whoever that may be.

I may not like your methods but by GOD you get the job done.

Do you think Patton has jerked off since she died?

I think he jerked off while she died.

If you've never crywanked, you've never wanked.

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she knew. like the guy who predicted 9/11, no one wanted to listen.

Was she about a size 14?

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