He lived in a rich area, went to a rich High School, lived in a nice house. His first job was as a golf caddie. He drove his own car to High School. Nothing about his childhood indicates that he was poor at all. At worst he was middle class. Most likely he was upper middle class.
He even describes going to his grandmothers beach house on the weekends. His favorite activities were skiing and golfing in HS. His family hosted poor inner city youths in the fresh air program.
I gotta give it to Ant for trying to sell that horseshit.
"My car was so old that the back doors wouldn't close and we had to use a wire to keep 'em shut."
Meanwhile Ant almost got raped by a Mexican, almost got coerced into a gay 69 by his AIDS friend, beaten by his dad and got psychologically terrorized by his parents for years.
It's a fucking miracle that he even made it this far in life and not dying of black mold lung in some A/C repair shop somewhere.
There would be so many more reasonable ways to fix that problem (aside from actually fixing it). A wire between the 2 doors would be solution #157, duct taping them shut would be #155 and removing them completely would be #156
The same shoes for a year at a time! You poor dear!
I have hoodies in my closet that are 10 years old. What? Are you supposed to discard shoes after the first scuff? It must rain shoes from cobbler heaven out in Centerport.
I wore a shirt I bought at a Dead concert in 2004 when I was 13 last week, and I've had the same phone since 2010 and I haven't left the country, ever, to go on a vacation. And I'm from Commack.
Hey now he was super poor! He had to ride the same polo pony for 2 years in a row! He had to go yachting in a 20 foot boat instead of a 40 foot boat! How dare you mock his extreme poverty. Poor guy only got to go skiing twice a year and only one of those times was overseas.
Hearing Opie's fake poor stories makes me feel poor, and I'm not poor. I worked hard throughout my childhood and earned good money to get through college but I buy generic brand bread, eggs, and pasta to get by. So fucking what?
He might have tried to claim the house was a church to avoid property tax? I've heard of that, mainly as an urban legend type thing. Opie probably heard it once in that same context and then decided it actually happened in his life
His dad at some point, having heard the urban legend, exclaimed in a sort of stupid Hughs humor that he was going to do the same and Opie has ran with it ever since because his retarded family chuckled at the quip.
That is exactly it. Opie with his asperger's took it as a fact. Like when I joked at Christmas last year that I was going to pay off my legal-fines but the Rangers were gonna be in the playoffs so I'll just spend the money on tickets instead "I'm sure the judge will understand". My sisters aspie husband got real serious "No, that's not a valid legal defense". Thanks Johnny Cochran
Don't know if it's in this clip (I am not listening to this horse shit), but there's one bit where Opie is talking about how poor his family was, and he illustrates this by saying (in a high pitched voice) that his family were so poor that the kids had to "make do with second hand boats"
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32 Joemomma101 2016-11-16
He lived in a rich area, went to a rich High School, lived in a nice house. His first job was as a golf caddie. He drove his own car to High School. Nothing about his childhood indicates that he was poor at all. At worst he was middle class. Most likely he was upper middle class.
25 Dannyprecise 2016-11-16
He even describes going to his grandmothers beach house on the weekends. His favorite activities were skiing and golfing in HS. His family hosted poor inner city youths in the fresh air program.
Poor people do none of those things.
6 Chuck_Chasem 2016-11-16
"WE WERE SO POOR WE HAD TO USE SUEDE TOILET PAPER INSTEAD OF SILK! CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?!"
13 Gushers4Lunch 2016-11-16
I gotta give it to Ant for trying to sell that horseshit. "My car was so old that the back doors wouldn't close and we had to use a wire to keep 'em shut."
"NO WAY! GET OUTTA HERE!"
9 TrackSuitVos 2016-11-16
They were a good team and Anthony could sell the shit out of nothing, which he frequently did.
6 Chuck_Chasem 2016-11-16
Meanwhile Ant almost got raped by a Mexican, almost got coerced into a gay 69 by his AIDS friend, beaten by his dad and got psychologically terrorized by his parents for years. It's a fucking miracle that he even made it this far in life and not dying of black mold lung in some A/C repair shop somewhere.
3 throwawawyy2 2016-11-16
At that rate being a racist alcoholic woman beater is actually the best he could be.
3 carribbeanjimmy 2016-11-16
There would be so many more reasonable ways to fix that problem (aside from actually fixing it). A wire between the 2 doors would be solution #157, duct taping them shut would be #155 and removing them completely would be #156
3 PassProtect15 2016-11-16
spoken like a true convict
3 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2016-11-16
ME: I grew up poor in a 6 bedroom house full of kids! I had to share a room for a couple years! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THATS LIKE!?
25 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-11-16
The same shoes for a year at a time! You poor dear!
I have hoodies in my closet that are 10 years old. What? Are you supposed to discard shoes after the first scuff? It must rain shoes from cobbler heaven out in Centerport.
15 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-11-16
I'm wearing a pair of shoes I bought 4 years ago and my last pair got worn till my toe stuck out the side cause the sole was coming off.
Fuck Opie.
5 valley_pete 2016-11-16
I wore a shirt I bought at a Dead concert in 2004 when I was 13 last week, and I've had the same phone since 2010 and I haven't left the country, ever, to go on a vacation. And I'm from Commack.
Fuck you, Opie.
17 camaro69 2016-11-16
Opie's definition of poor is upper middle class.
15 russelldalrymple 2016-11-16
You can hear how uncomfortable the rest of the staff is. Greggshells.
10 DaveNone 2016-11-16
Hey now he was super poor! He had to ride the same polo pony for 2 years in a row! He had to go yachting in a 20 foot boat instead of a 40 foot boat! How dare you mock his extreme poverty. Poor guy only got to go skiing twice a year and only one of those times was overseas.
9 stevex42 2016-11-16
Really fuckin' poor. I grew up REALLY fuckin' poor. I hate rich kids cus I came up really fuckin' poor.
9 TheScarletR 2016-11-16
Dude give him a break. They used empty construction-cement bags to carry their lunch. We poor folk just too dumb to buy brown paper bags
6 LAMF92 2016-11-16
Ants acting here is fantastic
4 goo-gobbler 2016-11-16
Hearing Opie's fake poor stories makes me feel poor, and I'm not poor. I worked hard throughout my childhood and earned good money to get through college but I buy generic brand bread, eggs, and pasta to get by. So fucking what?
3 hardmodediamondclub 2016-11-16
Fat Tits also claimed that his dad declared the family as a "church" to reap financial benefits - whatever the hell that means.
4 carribbeanjimmy 2016-11-16
He might have tried to claim the house was a church to avoid property tax? I've heard of that, mainly as an urban legend type thing. Opie probably heard it once in that same context and then decided it actually happened in his life
2 [deleted] 2016-11-16
His dad at some point, having heard the urban legend, exclaimed in a sort of stupid Hughs humor that he was going to do the same and Opie has ran with it ever since because his retarded family chuckled at the quip.
1 carribbeanjimmy 2016-11-16
That is exactly it. Opie with his asperger's took it as a fact. Like when I joked at Christmas last year that I was going to pay off my legal-fines but the Rangers were gonna be in the playoffs so I'll just spend the money on tickets instead "I'm sure the judge will understand". My sisters aspie husband got real serious "No, that's not a valid legal defense". Thanks Johnny Cochran
2 BoardroomBimmy 2016-11-16
I have no idea where Centerport is, but it sounds like one of those places where the black people know they shouldn't live.
1 radiospringy 2016-11-16
http://www.newsday.com/classifieds/real-estate/buying-in-centerport-1.3039441 Try to find anyone brown in that picture.
3 BoardroomBimmy 2016-11-16
Fuck you, Opie.
2 ooyama 2016-11-16
Don't know if it's in this clip (I am not listening to this horse shit), but there's one bit where Opie is talking about how poor his family was, and he illustrates this by saying (in a high pitched voice) that his family were so poor that the kids had to "make do with second hand boats"
2 proto000 2016-11-16
Shoes for a year ! GASP
2 proto000 2016-11-16
A dodge wagon ! Oh no!
1 throwawawyy2 2016-11-16
I cant believe how ant is selling this.
Good chemistree aka Ant being interesting and making things interesting
1 proto000 2016-11-16
What's annoying is this whole intern bit is hilarious but fat tits ruins it