This has been foretold in ancient times, a dimunitive man will go on a killing spree like non-other that has ever been seen. Whilst mocking the public on his Twitter, this man will cause havoc and boredom. Until a hero rises from the ashes and slays this evil gnome ---- the hero's name is diabetes.
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14 Opprobriousness 2016-11-16
Yes he did. And he is fat.
6 ShetUp 2016-11-16
Nobody's asking the right question: WHY IS HOLLYWOOD DEFENDING YET ANOTHER WIFE KILLER?
4 Guinness525 2016-11-16
Patton's face just screams "I can't believe I got away with it." Someone put this piece of shit behind bars!
3 RacksDiciprine 2016-11-16
I just hope we are credited properly after it comes out that Patton did it.
2 the_kronkez 2016-11-16
This has been foretold in ancient times, a dimunitive man will go on a killing spree like non-other that has ever been seen. Whilst mocking the public on his Twitter, this man will cause havoc and boredom. Until a hero rises from the ashes and slays this evil gnome ---- the hero's name is diabetes.
3 K1bbler 2016-11-16
I thought the heroes name was cbanks420lol.
1 jokopolis 2016-11-16
Banks is the prophet, diabetes is the redemption of God.
1 boring_oneliner 2016-11-16
damn theres some real photoshop wizards in this sub!
1 Anarox 2016-11-16
Pillows don't kill people
1 unclepaul84 2016-11-16
Absolutely
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-11-16
She was a juicy delicious gal when her juices still were a-flowin.
1 tar_baby33 2016-11-16
This is hilarious. The crudely drawn triangles. Conspiracy!
Thank you for your service.
1 nomorecompromise 2016-11-16
The middle picture really seals the deal and is probably enough evidence to get Oswalt put away for life.