Did you guys hear? Jim Norton and Sam Roberts screwed Opie out of his morning show and then blamed it all on Opie! It's so sad. I feel bad for the Opster. I hope he's doing okay. Do you think he'll do radio again or is he just going to stay retired like he is now?

He's busy raising a skateboarder's children at the moment but he may return to radio when they no longer require his breast milk

I coulda swore the entire CKY bit was a shot... But, what do I know.

It seemed to come up organically... but it's hard to tell.

I think Travis brought the whole thing up. You can never trust a tefft

Never.

A teffter will look you right in the eye as it sucks your hot meaty pecker whilst stealing your Disney pass. Bam knows.

Which is why his mother left, presumably to be with a large black man.

They never said Bam's name during the whole bit. Not ONCE.

They didn't have to.

Opie once got pissed when the band CKY was used as bumper music, which has nothing to do with Bam besides his brother being in it. He hates all things about suburban Philadelphia skateboarding.

What bit is this?

His kids aren't his?

Got exclusive access to Vos, can't lose.

Poor Vos

Poor Vos

WE HEARD YOU

Wassat?

Who is this opie guy I keep hearing about?

I dunno but member that time Pam Adlon was in the Jim and Sam show and said to Sam, are you opie? I almost drove off the road

I wish you had.

They were on the same tv show together

OP stands for "original poster". I don't know why some people spell it phonetically.

Ah that makes sense thanks

Tss phonetically what like a rotary or a touchkey one? I dunno you go

oh, chip!

FAWWK YAAA TELLAPHOWN YUMA!

Guy who used to run the board for Jimmy and ants show

He's the faggot kid from that show with matlock

I know Jim, Sam, Colin, Billy Bob, and Sutherland. I've heard of Duck Dynasty. I have no idea who anyone else you mentioned is.

The other guy is "brother wease' from upstate. He changed his name to Opie and grew tits. His whole shtick was not getting any joke or any reference and just fake laugh when he saw other people laugh. Cool dude

ME: I always wanted afternoons to be cchhhhompletely honest wit you. I wish Jimmy and Sam nothing but the best; nothing but the best. sniff

cchhhhompletely

This annunciation isn't pointed out nearly enough. He really does add a bunch of k noises because he thinks it'll make it more meaningful, the dolt.

If he had an ability for nuance beyond a 4 year old's level, he'd use actual varied words to make the point.

I think he picked it up from bobby. The only person I've ever heard who pronounces "hot" with six "g"s.

"dude she is so hggggggot"

"I wanna take her to my rùmm"

Also, Opie seems to have picked up his wannabe wiseguy habit of ending sentences with "no?" from Sonny from Goodfellas. ("Whatever the fuck I gotta do I'm gonna do, no?")

"You gotta get a lil-aahh lil taste off that, no? Lil bit?" everytime he does it his cadence is completely identical.

I think the "no?" is a lack of confidence in everything he says

You forget that Opie worked for the mob

You have a point. Bobby is a simpleton as well, but he's a funny and likeable simpleton. Opie registers an absolute zero in both of those attributes.

Or he could stop lying so he didn't have to emphasize things to appear true.

No he couldn't.

Easy, one of those Duck Dynasty guys might be the next Republican president.

Don't you get it he's finally FREE MAN he can finally just be himself he hasnt enjoyed radio this much in yeeeaaaarrrs..........SNOWAAAYY

The Snowy thing always makes me laugh.

He doesn't seem to call anymore. SnoWAYYY! Love ya miss ya brother!

Love how his idea of a new direction was just starting the show with a song he pretended to know a lot about and has to get back into them

the type of creativity and work ethic only years of being a caddy could forge.

Bennington had David Crosby, Phil Collins, and Comedy 101.

Thanks, I never listen to Bennington tubes these days but that sounds fresh

up and comers David Crosby and Phil Collins, "and the interesting thing is that..."

I like comedy 101 who were judges

Bob Kelly, Vos, bonnie, and that shooly guy from Stern.

Opie on his show today: "There are rumors that I am bad towards my staff. Say it isn't true Eric?". "They are getting tired of my shit down the hall." "They don't want me to have Kenny on the air." "They don't like that I don't accept the guests they offer."

This is going great.

That video he posted with Kenny in it, you can clearly see he does not like Opie and is annoyed as fuck with him

Don't give opie too much credit it was just one of the duck dynasty guys

Are they still relevant?

The religious extremist still pops up once in awhile.

After Tim Sabean came in, Opie was openly angling for afternoon shifts, directly in a behind the scenes way contradicting and fucking Ant and Jimmy over. Now he has that afternoon shift he always wanted and in a crummy office and he's wasting away. Good!

That Sabean movie to afternoons or middays shit without talking to Ant or Jimmy is when I finally lost it with Opie.

Wtf took you so long?

I always knew he was shit as a broadcaster, but the Sabean scheme is when I realized what a terrible person he is. He works for 35 combined years with people, one is his friend, and he tried pulling shit like that. Totally inexcusable.

Ohhhhh I hear next week roland might land Tiffany "New York" Pollard

Followed by a string of Hoarders Stars over a series of a couple of weeks with the endgame being a clever Roland/agent scheme to get a Kardashian to retweet one of Opie's tweets.

I hear 5 hoarders gets opie a random retweet, but 10 of them lands him a retweet during an awards show.

Jim and sam is getting Fight tickets, a podcast tour, and some actual A-listers. lmao @ opie right now

This just in: Morning radio has a larger audience than afternoon radio.

Good for Opie! He is doing pretty well for a rookie in the industry. I think he might join the SXM staff in the new year, he did so much un-paid PA work this past year, it's cool to see the no-body get somewhere

I really like your use of the word no-body. It really shines a light on how little Opie matters.

oh, look at those guys with the big beards.

Fuckin hipsters

Settle down. The guests on Jim and Sam were the exception, not the rule so far. They've had plenty of shit guests.

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Opie counts sherrod small, vic henley, chris destefino and judy gold not only as guests but as co-hosts. So yes. Jim and Sam have better guests.

Jesus Christ his "guys" are all the fucking worst. He really is 100% oblivious to anything funny. He probably only like Norton initially cause he did fart jokes or some shit

He used to pretend Norton might be serious about his jokes on the first NEW shows with him as Psycho Jim. He liked that he didn't have to discern what was a joke and what was Creepy Norton so he didn't have to wait for Anthony to react before he fake laughed.

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But I bet after the show they were saying how much fun they had and that they'd be back.

Opie also called Sherrod "kid" in the "urban" way.

It is certainly a father-son bond they have between them.

*mother-son bond #tits

Kid you straight stupid,

I like to look at the video views the totally legit youtube channels get and am always happy to see J&S up at least 75% what tits has for everything.

Does Roland book talent for both shows?

He books talent for Jimmys show, he books bloody premature fetuses with tranny ejaculate for opies show.

yes but if we judge the quality of guests by their degree of racism, like we should, then Opie clearly has the advantage

Today, Myself and I's guests were men of color. Anally, because I am gay. Just wanted to point that out.

Woah! You're so whacky! (Whacky horn)

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And he could only get one of the Duck Dynasty guys.

This only makes me sad for the Duck Dynasty guys.

Ya sorry to the Duck Dynasty guys but the truth is that is the 'big get'.

I don't watch it myself but its fucking insanely huge. It's like 10,000X all those 3 put together. no joke. its a monster TV show, products, events thing

Pam Aldon yuk. Snooki looking skank

Appreciate your motives but this is not the best example of whatshisface being a loser. Duck Dynasty was still pretty popular a year ago.

You sure about that?

With Opie's trucker audience it's the equivalent of having the biggest Hollywood star in America for us normal folk.

Holy shit, its on season 11?

I don't think having a TV is any longer and indication that you are popular or famous. All of the lousy channels that you've never heard of just need a way to fill up the hours with shows you're never going to watch.

A&E is a decent sized channel. They don't just give anybody a show. You couldn't be, say, a thick tongued mumbling hack comedian and get a show rambling about racism or something.

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Don't bother, it was a snooze fest.. just listen to Colin at the start

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Billy Slob thinks pretty highly of himself

He's the fucking worst. Imagine the best garbage man in the world using his status as an excuse to act like an asshole and expect people to show up to see his shitty band.

The only entertaining part of Donald's interview was learning he can pretty much fart on demand and his mom was the queen of cropdusting.

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I rather listen to the duck guys than stupid donald. Billy Bob was fun though.

"I don't like opie, but i know who he has on his show.."

Idiots..

up and comers David Crosby and Phil Collins, "and the interesting thing is that..."

It seemed to come up organically... but it's hard to tell.

They never said Bam's name during the whole bit. Not ONCE.