6 things Brendan Dassey needs to do when he gets out of jail

0  2016-11-15 by StopApologizingUSA

11 comments

11  TheScarletR 2016-11-15

Im not reading your blog you faggot

9  OkaySeriouslyBro 2016-11-15

Here's the six things I'd suggest to Brendan:

  1. Just type your hacky alt-right opinions out on reddit.
  2. It comes across as increasingly pathetic to continually advertise a blog that nobody reads.
  3. Nobody from Breitbart is going to stumble upon your blog and react like they've just struck oil in their backyard and have found the next true great philosopher.
  4. Nobody from Breitbart is going to make you any cash offer to write for their website.
  5. Nobody from Fox News is going to invite you on as a guest panelist. Even the shows that air at 3am.
  6. Big juicy firm peckhas. If Brendan Dassey is legally blind and need a "text to speech" software to read these comments, I hope he's made aware of the juiciness of these firm peckhas. Alternatively, if Brandon Dassey's poor, underworked mother actually has to read these responses out loud, then she can summarize the next part of discussion. But just in case it's the former, I want to say big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas. Big juicy firm peckhas.

But hey, that's just my advice for Brendan Dassey.

1  TheScarletR 2016-11-15

I like the last bit there

3  Bandits82 2016-11-15

Neither serious nor funny

2  LeslieJonesAnalPics 2016-11-15

6 things this faggot OP needs to do

  1. take a gun and run towards the white house

  2. take a jetski over niagara falls

  3. remove the BBC from his anus and lick the shit off it

  4. stop paying Joe Derosa for bits

  5. testify against Hillary Clinton

  6. play "power hour" with a gallon of Clorox

2  Jaeromaru 2016-11-15

Look for the nearest living thing and immediately kill it

1  eastriverdriveII 2016-11-15

I think Brendan should join Bobo's niece baby girl in Peru. I'm sure his gofundme page will be up momentarily.

1  TheAmazingPearl 2016-11-15

Not rape and dismember another lady.

3  the_kronkez 2016-11-15

Easy for you to say.

1  the_kronkez 2016-11-15

Dasseybeso jussakillinanfawkin

1  johnnyroberts 2016-11-15

12) have a coke float

3  the_kronkez 2016-11-15

Easy for you to say.