January 2014: Patton Oswalt goes out for coffee on Seinfeld's web show, probing Jerry for ideas on how to pull off a perfect 'fantasy' murder. Casual coffee-time banter, or a calculated technique for gathering strategies through malice and deception of a friend and colleague?

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21  TheScarletR 2016-11-15

Detective Braun Heiser

3  thrillated 2016-11-15

The Goose

17  Ant_Sucks 2016-11-15

If you can kill Superman, you can kill anyone. I can't think of anyone more ideologically pure and good than Superman. Just to entertain the idea of murdering such a noble creature takes a man full of hate and resentment for the goodness in the world.

4  boring_oneliner 2016-11-15

I can't think of anyone more ideologically pure and good than Superman.

uuuh so youre telling me you have never heard of one CAITLYNN JENNER? HELLO?????!?

2  the_opester 2016-11-15

a real American hero, so brave

2  halareous 2016-11-15

And funny

11  boring_oneliner 2016-11-15

wow i cant believe this really happened. thanks for digging this fact up - never imagined this could be real - there are really people who watch seinfelds retarded show.

7  MinnitMann 2016-11-15

Bill burr episode was pretty good. But I'm a fan of ol' freckles. And Seinfeld. Wait is Seinfeld considered shit now? I can't keep up with the bits and memes lately.

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1  stuballs_omnicorp 2016-11-15

Michael Richards is a hero, asshole.

8  RacksDiciprine 2016-11-15

Case closed. Bake him away toys.

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3  RacksDiciprine 2016-11-15

Just do what the kid says

7  PeeSoup3030 2016-11-15

It makes sense, well the strength comparison anyways. Superman to a regular guy would be like Pattons wife to Patton.

7  piggyboi 2016-11-15

It really sends chills down my spine seeing a picture of that hand and realizing that it was once wrapped around his wife's neck, squeezing the life out of her.

5  Jockel76 2016-11-15

One day he's going to write a book called. "If I did it."

5  YouAintGotToLieCraig 2016-11-15

I recall his take was that while our Sun gives Superman his powers, it also is slowly poisoning him. Sounds kinda like how Xanax gives people the power to do things they couldn't without it, yet too much could kill them. He's been telling us his plan this whole time.

5  aprosbro 2016-11-15

Could you please make the title longer?

3  insertclevereference 2016-11-15

How can the LA DA continue to allow this man to walk free?

1  bro-away- 2016-11-15

Really strange that Patton suggested putting kryptonite in his Xanax

1  shutupdummywhocares 2016-11-15

Not one of these have been funny.

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