"You should be put to sleep, you piece of shit."

That's a great piece of art. It's that creepy story Patrice Oneal once mentioned of how Anthony was such a creep, he used to envision a tiny woman he would touch sexually, now those tiny women are making him lose his foooocking gun

The artist used to post on this sub, and sold his stuff on Something Awful Dot Com like 50 years ago, if it's who I'm thinking of.

Prediction: within five years Anthony will be in prison for paedo-related shit.

If he thought 13 was the socially acceptable answer imagine what he really thinks.

He wants a threesome with a 1 & a 3 year old.

Someone should see if they can get a date for this show and find a picture of the girl from maury he said he'd fuck.
Found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofYdApYn5O8

According to ebscohost, this is the episode they played: http://connection.ebscohost.com/c/articles/41326690/maury-talks-teens
And it fits the commentary

Thank you for your autism

That's abhorrent. She's all fat and shit.

That chick needs a dad with a military background. Or maybe her mom could just put her in a chokehold and make her write 100 times " I am white"

Wow, he didn't even hesitate. He really is despicable.

A rare clip in which Opie briefly becomes the better guy

He meant 12 year olds.

I also remember multiple members of this sub defending the finding of a 13-year-old attractive, and they weren't trying to be funny.

Who wouldn't?

Excactly.

That's right. We're no longer cactly.

Please please nobody email this to the Judge presiding over Ant's case in Long Island, especially not with his record that's about to be expunged in a month

This would be glorious.

Who wouldn't? They used to marry them at 13, get them trained right for their kitchen and bedroom duties.

More proof Anthony isn't white

Charles Krauthammer is an innocent man! Stop with this slander.

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http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/year-old-girl-picture-id125766541?s=170667a

Yup hes fucking skeevy. The only thing i feel compelled to do with her is check her homework

"Home work" ? Dude do you mean anal? You're fucking sick.

You're clearly speaking in code.

ssshhhhhuure...got to keep it secret...secrets are healthy

That is such a strange stock photo.

You too you piece of gabage

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Arent you done yet?

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They say that when men try to go after really young girls, it's due to some sort of insecurity. Obviously if a rich old bastard is dating a 25 year old, he just wants and can afford a hot young girlfriend. But there is such a thing as going too young.

Ant's funny, rich, enjoys manly hobbies, has a giant cock supposedly. All these (at least used to be) true, so why the insecurity?

By "they" do you mean "you"? I don't recall them saying anything. I don't know who they are. But they would probably say I'm insecure because I'm old and I've been attracted to 25 year old women.

Reread it. I said 25 is fine, because typically women get less attractive as they get older. If you're nearly 50, and you feel the need to chase 17-21 year olds (as Ant did) that's different.

And since you asked, "they" is any psychiatrist or somebody who's worked with pedophiles. You want a famous name? Chris Hansen.

Chris Hansen is a famous psychiatrist?

Man your reading comprehension is shit. I said psychiatrist or anybody who has worked with pedophiles.

Looks like you're correct. My apologies, good sir.

No.Please tell us all about it, again, again and again.

Uncle ant is right

Grandpa ant

Anthony getting arrested for statutory rape:

"Sir, you are under arrest for having sex with a 13 year old"

"But she said she was 15!"

"Still illegal".

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uncle paul "tuuu hold. who likes mature girls?" opie thinking to himself "i cant wait to get rid of this guy, he is totally holding me back"

What's that dude your phone cut out

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This would be glorious.