She has the same chin Jim had in the 2000s.
Also, I'm sure that audio on the other end sounds great driving down the road with your window down and the phone two and a half feet away from your mouth. You didn't wan't him to hear it. You wanted to feel good about yourself and garner attention from your followers.
She's calling about an appointment, not an election result.
She came so close to doing what you're supposed to do when you disagree with a decision made by an elected representative, then it turns into the typical cry baby shit you'd expect from a spoiled millionaire.
Did anyone catch her gearing up as soon as the voicemail said "if you have any questions or concerns?" That You asked for it, now I'm going to give you a piece of my mind punchable face.
Newsflash Lena - Paul Ryan has no control over who the President appoints as his top advisor. Good to know you're ugly and stupid.
Absolutely. I also get a kick out of here sheer self importance when she says her name, as if Paul Ryan knows who she is or gives two shits about who she claims to represent. "Oh no! It's Lena Dunham".
I'm tempted to say how hilarious it would be if halfway through the video she was tboned by a car running a red light. But I'm not a monster so I won't
I was watching Obama's press conference this afternoon. Almost every one of the female press correspondents he called on gave verbose, droning questions exactly like Lena Dunham did in this voicemail. Addressing their feelings, elaborating needlessly on things that could be said summarily, using the stage to make it about themselves with the threat that any pushback could be labeled as mansplaining and misogyny..
After about the 7th run-on sentence Obama's face would register the nonverbal equivalent of the Ryan answering machine. He would check out mentally, face gone slack and eyes downcast, and stood there waiting for them to finish.
Yeah, I've noticed this about the modern Left: They try to do a sort of Jedi mind trick. They think that by using big words to prove a bad point that they'll be able to convince stupid people that they're right.
In high school I would write out an essay in simple terms then go through and change every other word with the thesaurus. I'd do them the night before, but my teachers always gave me good marks. Fucking idiots. Now I'm a teacher and I can confirm how fucking dumb my colleagues are.
if she was literally sucker punched by a black guy on the street, the first thing she would think of when she woke up was to make it clear that they're called "people of color." She's sick in the head.
Ben Shapiro, a Jewish man, who actually worked with Bannon for two years and basically thinks Bannon is a bad person, has said "While I don't think Steve is a good person at all, I saw zero evidence of him being racist or anti Semitic the entire time I was around him".
It's the new narrative, either from the Hillary camp, or Soros. "White Supremacist" is the new rapist. Nobody really knows what it means, but it implies white power and KKK and Nazi.
In other words, if you're white, you're okay with that, and even slightly proud of white people, you're a horrible racist who should be jailed forever.
They're children. They think like children. They act like children. And, if you're white, you should be profoundly insulted by what they're trying to do to you.
I wish these idiots would meet an actual racist. They are creepy. I've met Asian racists, Black racists, White racists. Actual hardcore "My race is supreme and I HATE anyone who isn't apart of it". I don't know anyone who is actually like that. Do they exist? sure. Murderers also exist, but it's in low numbers and certainly not worth acting like they are the majority.
And no, telling a racist joke does not make you one of these people. I've hung out with all races, blue collar, white collar, gang bangers - a lot of them make jokes about other races. It's not a reason to mark them with the scarlet "R" and run them out of society.
Leftists are so used to playing the moral superiority card that they've been completely blind to how good we actually have it in this country, when it comes to "Social justice".
For God's sake, we have actual laws in place that will put you ahead of the line for a job or enrollment for college if you AREN'T white. That's how far we've went in the other direction, and it's still not good enough for them.
I guarantee you if liberals had their way and made all white people disappear, they would still find a way to divide the remaining groups with their moral soap boxing.
God. So disgusting. This is the worst generation. So pathetic and disgusting. So whiney. I love how these hypocrites don't find it sexist to vote for a woman only bc it's a woman. Fuck I hate these people.
The objective was not to leave a message and let your "argument" have any real contact, it's to film a video about your bravery as a womyn and as a human.
Haha I love how it's a big existential crisis with this pig - look at her Instagram since the election. She's among the most privileged people in the world, yet she still finds a way to make it seem like her whole life is in shambles now because of a change of government that will BENEFIT her (((tax breaks)))
This Bannon guy was called an anti-Semite solely by reports from his ex-wife while she was in the process of taking every penny she could- this is all from a woman with every motivation in the world to bury this man- this was nothing more than another 'look at me! I'm better than them' narcissistic post from the typical Hollywood libtards
In a sense, she is in an even worse place in my hate repertoire than Big Amy because at least I have vitriol for a Big Amy. Dunham, I rarely ever acknowledge and when I see media from or about her, I skip right over it without a thought.
the bad skin, the frumpy mouth, the pissy eyes. its a formula, big amy has the same things going for her. i wonder if crusty lena broke out into hives again after being cut off.
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54 bonniesretardsister 2016-11-14
Don't tell her.
39 jellyravel23 2016-11-14
Lol I love how the automated message cut off her dumb rant
17 yourunconscious 2016-11-14
What an entitled cunt.
26 WirtsLag 2016-11-14
GOD DAMN RICH CUNT
10 Jaaahhh 2016-11-14
I KILL RICH CUNTS
1 Bick_Bickerson 2016-11-14
Directly on the pay no mind list
5 DeclanGunn 2016-11-14
A clue, what is she like a detective or something? Sherlock Holmes, more like She-Lock Holmes or something? Jus riffin.
3 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-11-14
dats fawkin stupid it wouda bin shislock holmes cawksuckahhhh
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1 breadmoccasin 2016-11-14
Her and the thousands of dumb blogger broads online exactly like her. I love this. She's campaigning for Trump 2020.
59 866-Ron-0-Fez 2016-11-14
'People of colour'
Tsss what are they? fukkin' umpa lumpas or sumthin'?
11 RectalWarrior 2016-11-14
You spelled "color" the faggy, British way. Unacceptable
48 866-Ron-0-Fez 2016-11-14
....spelled. What am I a witch?
23 RectalWarrior 2016-11-14
Fawk yeah good one Chippah
11 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2016-11-14
https://twitter.com/ChipChipperson/status/787481284062748673
6 cyclonebaby 2016-11-14
He gives us so much, and all he asked for was $60,000.
5 Skip_Skipperson 2016-11-14
Holy shit, how have I never seen this? I am HOWLING!
1 shmigshmog 2016-11-14
FAWKIN BURIED DAT CAWK SUCKAH
1 Jhonopolis 2016-11-14
Homerun Chippah
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7 PeeSoup3030 2016-11-14
Thats how the unclean out themselves
55 KirkJohnsonsring 2016-11-14
She has the same chin Jim had in the 2000s. Also, I'm sure that audio on the other end sounds great driving down the road with your window down and the phone two and a half feet away from your mouth. You didn't wan't him to hear it. You wanted to feel good about yourself and garner attention from your followers.
22 JMueller2012 2016-11-14
If anything goes within 12 inches of her mouth it is automatically consumed
51 kevin121312 2016-11-14
Hi, Paul Ryan, this is Lena Dunham
Hi Lena, how's your sister's pussy?
Sore, but that's not why I'm calling. I want to express my disgust at the democratic process and want you on the phone while I take a runny shit.
1 rahtin 2016-11-14
She's calling about an appointment, not an election result.
She came so close to doing what you're supposed to do when you disagree with a decision made by an elected representative, then it turns into the typical cry baby shit you'd expect from a spoiled millionaire.
37 _TheConsumer_ 2016-11-14
Did anyone catch her gearing up as soon as the voicemail said "if you have any questions or concerns?" That You asked for it, now I'm going to give you a piece of my mind punchable face.
Newsflash Lena - Paul Ryan has no control over who the President appoints as his top advisor. Good to know you're ugly and stupid.
18 PhilipMarma 2016-11-14
Absolutely. I also get a kick out of here sheer self importance when she says her name, as if Paul Ryan knows who she is or gives two shits about who she claims to represent. "Oh no! It's Lena Dunham".
9 hardmodediamondclub 2016-11-14
When I first heard her name last week I thought she was the wife of that comedian with the faggy ventriloquist routine.
6 buttholebrigade 2016-11-14
tssss tssss fawkin good one sockcucckkkahhh
1 Slateski 2016-11-14
Ugly, stupid and incestuous.
35 burnsproblem 2016-11-14
so brave
45 ScorzeMan 2016-11-14
LOL even the voicemail didn't want to hear her shit.
9 crookedmile 2016-11-14
such a strong woman
27 AntsCamera 2016-11-14
This cunt needs to embrace how irrelivant she is.
22 Mitchull 2016-11-14
Except on here.
11 Redfel 2016-11-14
She owes her fame to (((certain New Yorkers))). No one watches her shit show.
2 EricHitchmo 2016-11-14
I doubt her dad's rich NYC art patrons were (((nepotistic))), why would you think that?
7 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-11-14
Jews
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6 PaintedPicture 2016-11-14
She does. Everytime she looks into the mirror.
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26 sanfrancisco69er 2016-11-14
I am embarassed for humanity for the phrase "people of color"
7 deliriumtriggered 2016-11-14
Just remember it's people of color not colored people or coloreds for short or what are you doing in the front of the bus blackie.
1 insertclevereference 2016-11-14
Would you prefer "people of melanin"?
6 dassabessdoe 2016-11-14
No I don't prefer them.
19 WaddleLikeACuck 2016-11-14
I'm tempted to say how hilarious it would be if halfway through the video she was tboned by a car running a red light. But I'm not a monster so I won't
10 Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2016-11-14
I'm touching myself to the thought of this scenario.
7 EricHitchmo 2016-11-14
A sucker punch and phone robbery from an amoral POC would be even better
19 bonniesretardsister 2016-11-14
That coward turned off the comments like she's Opie Dunham.
18 darklydreamingdayln 2016-11-14
She looks like a soggy bag full of old mayonnaise.
17 Zemso 2016-11-14
Please repeat your message.
I'm a dissapointed Jew-Lady and--
We heard you!
3 insertclevereference 2016-11-14
THIS!
(that's how they do it on Jezebel, right?)
17 jarjarjelly 2016-11-14
I was watching Obama's press conference this afternoon. Almost every one of the female press correspondents he called on gave verbose, droning questions exactly like Lena Dunham did in this voicemail. Addressing their feelings, elaborating needlessly on things that could be said summarily, using the stage to make it about themselves with the threat that any pushback could be labeled as mansplaining and misogyny..
After about the 7th run-on sentence Obama's face would register the nonverbal equivalent of the Ryan answering machine. He would check out mentally, face gone slack and eyes downcast, and stood there waiting for them to finish.
7 ZigginZaggin 2016-11-14
Yeah, I've noticed this about the modern Left: They try to do a sort of Jedi mind trick. They think that by using big words to prove a bad point that they'll be able to convince stupid people that they're right.
9 CelticSabbath 2016-11-14
In high school I would write out an essay in simple terms then go through and change every other word with the thesaurus. I'd do them the night before, but my teachers always gave me good marks. Fucking idiots. Now I'm a teacher and I can confirm how fucking dumb my colleagues are.
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14 OnlyFagsUseReddit 2016-11-14
Even the answering machine detests shrieking liberal cunt faggot niggers
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13 PepsiMax420 2016-11-14
I wish some black youths would play the knockout game with her
4 NortheastPhilly 2016-11-14
if she was literally sucker punched by a black guy on the street, the first thing she would think of when she woke up was to make it clear that they're called "people of color." She's sick in the head.
1 CelticSabbath 2016-11-14
I believe they prefer colored people.
12 Guinness525 2016-11-14
She's really out there making a difference. Brave and fierce.
12 mcb84 2016-11-14
whats some of dem minorities we got??
Ummmm.....blacks, jews, gays, samoans
9 -northlondonisred 2016-11-14
Milluh
4 hairFugazi 2016-11-14
blacks slave pretty guu..
1 YousaThickDickedFool 2016-11-14
Abbos
12 patio87 2016-11-14
"As a this, as a that". The personification of identity politics, and 100% tone deaf.
12 TakeMeXenu 2016-11-14
Holy shit, she is fucking crazy.
Ben Shapiro, a Jewish man, who actually worked with Bannon for two years and basically thinks Bannon is a bad person, has said "While I don't think Steve is a good person at all, I saw zero evidence of him being racist or anti Semitic the entire time I was around him".
Yet, Lenah knows better.
3 SkepticSloth 2016-11-14
It's the new narrative, either from the Hillary camp, or Soros. "White Supremacist" is the new rapist. Nobody really knows what it means, but it implies white power and KKK and Nazi.
In other words, if you're white, you're okay with that, and even slightly proud of white people, you're a horrible racist who should be jailed forever.
They're children. They think like children. They act like children. And, if you're white, you should be profoundly insulted by what they're trying to do to you.
1 TakeMeXenu 2016-11-14
I wish these idiots would meet an actual racist. They are creepy. I've met Asian racists, Black racists, White racists. Actual hardcore "My race is supreme and I HATE anyone who isn't apart of it". I don't know anyone who is actually like that. Do they exist? sure. Murderers also exist, but it's in low numbers and certainly not worth acting like they are the majority.
And no, telling a racist joke does not make you one of these people. I've hung out with all races, blue collar, white collar, gang bangers - a lot of them make jokes about other races. It's not a reason to mark them with the scarlet "R" and run them out of society.
Leftists are so used to playing the moral superiority card that they've been completely blind to how good we actually have it in this country, when it comes to "Social justice".
For God's sake, we have actual laws in place that will put you ahead of the line for a job or enrollment for college if you AREN'T white. That's how far we've went in the other direction, and it's still not good enough for them.
I guarantee you if liberals had their way and made all white people disappear, they would still find a way to divide the remaining groups with their moral soap boxing.
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11 bourbon-poo-poo 2016-11-14
God. So disgusting. This is the worst generation. So pathetic and disgusting. So whiney. I love how these hypocrites don't find it sexist to vote for a woman only bc it's a woman. Fuck I hate these people.
10 IggysGlove 2016-11-14
So she didn't even leave a message right? She just hung up. What an idiot.
8 KenFrezno 2016-11-14
The objective was not to leave a message and let your "argument" have any real contact, it's to film a video about your bravery as a womyn and as a human.
3 insertclevereference 2016-11-14
To dial again would border on "work." Also, her gnat-like mind had moved on.
10 davedave8 2016-11-14
Haha I love how it's a big existential crisis with this pig - look at her Instagram since the election. She's among the most privileged people in the world, yet she still finds a way to make it seem like her whole life is in shambles now because of a change of government that will BENEFIT her (((tax breaks)))
9 TrumpMakeRedditGreat 2016-11-14
She really needs a shower.
9 EricHitchmo 2016-11-14
A big group shower for 'delousing' is more like it
5 crookedmile 2016-11-14
She really does.
9 dannoomg 2016-11-14
It must be exhausting being this angry.
I bet most actual racist people have less stress than this pig.
3 crunchtimestudio 2016-11-14
I can confirm: I'm fairly relaxed.
8 deliriumtriggered 2016-11-14
Is she in a cab on the way to the airport?
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-11-14
to the showers with a bit of luck
8 JMueller2012 2016-11-14
She looks like a salad
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8 hoohootellemkeith 2016-11-14
I can still see a stress zit from election night.
7 SlimWiggins 2016-11-14
I'm really getting sick of this guy.. and what kind of faggy name is "Lena" for a guy.
7 Jack_E_Oh 2016-11-14
Her entitlement is mind blowing.
6 Patmcpsu 2016-11-14
Fax machines have sent voicemails that are easier-on-the-ears
5 [deleted] 2016-11-14
She should totally kill herself!
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4 NashuaDan 2016-11-14
Awww, Lena...aren't you a special little snowflake? The perfect embodiment of the safe space generation.
3 PhilipMarma 2016-11-14
She was probably in an Uber, stuck in protest traffic trying to get across town to an opening, and decided to get brave.
3 ffffantomas 2016-11-14
"Sister Fister" is quite brilliant
3 DaveNone 2016-11-14
She is such an aggravating fucking cunt.
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3 Purplestahli 2016-11-14
Even machines cant be programmed to have enough tolerance to listen to her inane fucking shit.
3 opesterthejokester 2016-11-14
She's a walking embarassment and even that's an understatement.
3 PaulRNelson4Prez 2016-11-14
This Bannon guy was called an anti-Semite solely by reports from his ex-wife while she was in the process of taking every penny she could- this is all from a woman with every motivation in the world to bury this man- this was nothing more than another 'look at me! I'm better than them' narcissistic post from the typical Hollywood libtards
3 Beavis_vs_theFeds 2016-11-14
I hope that Trump appoints a young and profoundly right-wing Supreme Court justice. Because of the unnecessary suffering that gives me such joy.
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2 OpiesMammogramResult 2016-11-14
She really does have a face like a warthog that's had a stroke.
2 pta11 2016-11-14
Lol paul ryan didnt want trump as president either he was going to run in 2020 and now he probably has to wait 8 years to be president
2 NortheastPhilly 2016-11-14
She's a fucking child
2 insertclevereference 2016-11-14
I don't like something, let me call the speaker of the house like when I called my dad because everyone at summer camp called me a fatty.
2 molotovspritzer 2016-11-14
I still dont know who this is.
2 MedicatedHead 2016-11-14
Doesn't count unless she films herself.
HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME BEING RIGHTEOUS AND PORTLY...
2 placermutka 2016-11-14
AHHHHHH Shaaad up Cunt!
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4 TossyMcSalad 2016-11-14
Beastfucker!!!
2 mikestl1988 2016-11-14
Dude everyone enjoys going pig hunting now and then be a tad bit original
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1 OnlyFagsUseReddit 2016-11-14
I wonder if you spread her ass and put your nose directly on the precipice of her asshole, what would it smell like?
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1 helobious1 2016-11-14
Is she supposed to be funny? Smart? At least I know what Amy Schumer is trying to be, even if she sucks.
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1 bellboy1973 2016-11-14
Click, cunt, goodbye
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1 malvin77 2016-11-14
At the precise moment I started watching this, both of my dogs farted, horribly and without mercy.
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-11-14
In a sense, she is in an even worse place in my hate repertoire than Big Amy because at least I have vitriol for a Big Amy. Dunham, I rarely ever acknowledge and when I see media from or about her, I skip right over it without a thought.
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1 throwawaymanthrows 2016-11-14
Staged outrage. It's a wonder more people don't like her.
1 Shits_Bigley 2016-11-14
Just Lena Dunham and I, two gay men agaisnt the world...just two out and proud men who are very very gay.
1 stinksskc 2016-11-14
That head nod before she starts talking, lmao
1 stubborndonkeyguy 2016-11-14
Come on guys give her a break.
1 Jaeromaru 2016-11-14
Funny thing is, even IF she lost weight, that busted grill would keep her in the ugly camp.
1 danimalplanimal 2016-11-14
LOL!!! and I love how she says "this is Lena Dunham" like he should have any fucking clue who she is...
1 Lav92 2016-11-14
the bad skin, the frumpy mouth, the pissy eyes. its a formula, big amy has the same things going for her. i wonder if crusty lena broke out into hives again after being cut off.
1 Peckahnator 2016-11-14
That machine quite literally just told her "WE HEARD YOU".
1 MartyVanB 2016-11-14
So douchy
1 literalotherkin 2016-11-14
The craziest thing about this is that Breitbart is a philo-Semitic outfit that doesn't talk about race.
This is all just a fever dream they're having involving guilt by association and 'dog-whistling'.
1 valley_pete 2016-11-14
Can someone post another link but instagram? Blocked at work.
1 Ant_Sucks 2016-11-14
https://vid.me/C61x
1 valley_pete 2016-11-14
1) Thank you
2) What a fucking cunt lol. She just gets more and more killable.
48 866-Ron-0-Fez 2016-11-14
....spelled. What am I a witch?
7 PeeSoup3030 2016-11-14
Thats how the unclean out themselves
10 Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2016-11-14
I'm touching myself to the thought of this scenario.
7 EricHitchmo 2016-11-14
A sucker punch and phone robbery from an amoral POC would be even better
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