Jesus fuck, Anthony could not look anymore like troll face if he tried. Those gleaming veneers are doing nothing to upgrade the abomination that is the rest of his face.
Sam would be really handsome if it wasn't for the eyebrows, Sideshow Bob hair, Elijah Wood frame, weird racial ambiguity, and the fact that he looks like Sam Roberts.
From the looks of them and Norton, I almost feel like they had to become marginally famous or they'd never get laid. Except for Opie. He could have been a model, of course.
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14 Lish_fips89 2016-11-14
They look like two bald guys wearing fake 'humorous' wigs at a wedding.
10 the_kronkez 2016-11-14
Sam's eyebrows are alien to this planet.
10 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2016-11-14
Ants acne was probably so bad it physically hurt
9 takyon_deathyon 2016-11-14
North African brothers that made it big
8 hardmodediamondclub 2016-11-14
These are not two of the most attractive men out there.
4 [deleted] 2016-11-14
Jesus fuck, Anthony could not look anymore like troll face if he tried. Those gleaming veneers are doing nothing to upgrade the abomination that is the rest of his face.
4 [deleted] 2016-11-14
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3 hoohootellemkeith 2016-11-14
There's an acre between Sam's nose and upper lip. Jesus.
3 RyannCie 2016-11-14
Sams eyebrows tho.....Jesus.
3 TakeMeXenu 2016-11-14
I don't like his Jake LaMotta suit.
3 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-11-14
And though I'm no Olivier I aint afraid to say that the thing ain't the ring it's the play and though I can fight I'd much rather recite:
THATS ENTERTAINMENT
1 HologramChicken 2016-11-14
did you fuck my wife?
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-11-14
I'm not answering that. Fuckin' nut.
3 Billyassman 2016-11-14
Ants eyes look like sideways vaginas.
3 BelovedRoyalViking 2016-11-14
Sam would be really handsome if it wasn't for the eyebrows, Sideshow Bob hair, Elijah Wood frame, weird racial ambiguity, and the fact that he looks like Sam Roberts.
3 jtarmeyx 2016-11-14
Maybe Anthony was a "cutter" during his acne years. He used a razor blade to slice the zits out of his cheeks.
2 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-11-14
Ant looks like Seal's light-skinned brother.
2 dolan_the_rapper 2016-11-14
Of all Sam's features it's his teeth he's self conscious about. Go figure am I right?
3 FatMosque 2016-11-14
his teeth are pretty terrible, I don't blame him
2 Xtaline 2016-11-14
The gin blossoms don't help his case either.
2 Dannyprecise 2016-11-14
Sam looks like the face I draw when I use my weak hand. Plus I'm not a good drawer.
2 Peter_______________ 2016-11-14
To be fair, here's the original image - https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/796914074755932160
Ant looks fresh as a daisy while Sam still looks like a unfrozen caveman mongoloid
2 Doc_McCoy79 2016-11-14
You wanna know how he got those scars?
1 cuntbudday 2016-11-14
please shut up grandma
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-11-14
From the looks of them and Norton, I almost feel like they had to become marginally famous or they'd never get laid. Except for Opie. He could have been a model, of course.
1 [deleted] 2016-11-14
Opie's luscious double D's alone would have meant he'd never be short of attention.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-11-14
Looks like Ant's got his hand up Sam's back working him like some vent-dummy act from hell. Blotto and George.
1 rickygri 2016-11-14
Imgur must think I'm Ant http://imgur.com/1u5bx2h
-1 867-5309- 2016-11-14
Sam looks exactly like Rocky Dennis
5 Bobby_Newpooort 2016-11-14
Does he?
5 Bobby_Newpooort 2016-11-14
Does he?