Lmao at the beginning, she does that half-run that fat people do to cushion their steps to prevent their guts from jiggling up and down.

lol i missed her little schumer shuffle there

I wish she would JOIN the Old Navy. In Hawaii on December 7th, 1941.

That's a specific date. Something interesting happen that day?

I believe that's when Lady Di went on her first deployment.

No no no I wasn't in 9/11

The only thing she has to fear is hard work

She could be a deckswab on the USS Buffler with Admiral Orbani

pearl harbor before swine

I'd be surprised if she ever gets another ad campaign seeing as she's despised globally. The only people who still like her are a handful of dumb girls and gay guys.

Ya the more opinionated and vocal feminists hate her for not being Intersectional enough. (Shes too white)

Is intersectional the new word they pretend means something?

Blacks think any word above three syllables is impressive enough to make them be taken seriously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYpELqKZ02Q

it combines "oppressed" groups. for example a black feminist has higher class than white feminists and a biracial (non-white) trans is higher than both.

But if you ask them its about recognizing and prioritizing victims of oppression

it combines "oppressed" groups. for example a black feminist has higher class than white feminists and a biracial (non-white) trans is higher than both

A bi-racial, post-gender (Xhi, Jirs) trans-latina who is HIV+ (undetectable, fyi) and weaves blankets with Communist symbols out of bio-pure hemp-wheat for a living and (unrelated) lives ENTIRELY off unemployment has some real, valid opinions for you cis white bigots who work for a living and pay for Jir horse-estrogen and organic burritos with your tax-money, and by the way if you voted Trump don't talk to me!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Oppression Olympics are based on the idea of intersectional feminism

Also BudLite said their Schumer campaign did terribly in adweek

And chinless scabs :D

All their products are made in Communist slave labor shops.Deplorable.

Obviously the acceptable type of "deplorable"

in this commercial she makes fun of older people who try to use hip lingo.

WOO OOOH OOOH. HELLOOOO HELLOOOO.

Those jeans are spanx tight.

She's just going to steal the clothes anyway.

sHe Is DeLiGhTfUl

Wow. I mean wow. That was not funny. Unless you like that modern family type funny.

You know we dont

Isn't that show about cocksuckers or something?

"I just love that big fat faggot and his little ginger piece'a boiipucci"

My favorite comment:

"amy schumer is not funny and she's a retarded feminist"

10 mil for a shitty book wasn't enough. She needed da money.

Silly goyim. Consume and be indifferent and shitty people to your family. Clothes are cool. Families are, like, blech or whatever you know.

We're going to need a very big oven.

Arbeit macht frei, am I right gang?

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The bitch has invaded my football space again. She must be stopped.

Skin tight jeans on an elephant. Great choice.

That Thomas kid is one unfashionable queer. Camo pants with a striped shirt? Fuckin douche. I'm not even that gay and even I know that there shouldn't be two different patterns in an outfit.

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I feel like such a peice of shit for not downvoting this sooner.

suuuuure...

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The teeth on the zipper of those jeans are straining to keep shut. The pressure on them is unbearable, but should they fail their job, should they be forced open, they will expose the world to Big Amy's unwashed genitals. The valiant zipper teeth are holding the line heroically, and we must support their efforts as best we can, boys.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus did one and it's actually pretty good. Though why does Elaine need to do that low rent shit? Doesn't she have Seinfeld money?

what do you mean by "actually pretty good"

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The Dreyfus Affair is infamous in France. She's a relative of this guy.

Also her extended family own Marseille football club.

Had no idea.

She has 2 other siblings and they're both social workers haha. Ya think they patterned their lives around getting as big a chunk as possible due to having big hearts?

Nah, that's how rich kids rebel. They choose professions that are meaningless and pay very little. Fuck you Dad!

Her dad is worth 3.4 billion

Gee, I wonder how (((that))) happened.

I really want to fit my cock in her zionist keister.

She was lucky to get that Old Navy deal when she did, if they waited until after the Bud Light shit show I don't think they would have even considered her.

I wonder how much they lost on her?