Mocking weeping faggots for losing the big game has always been our business.

Let me eat my hypocrite pie a little longer, its been in the oven for 2 years.

Dollop of "peaceful transition of power" with your pie sir?

Please do. Squirt it next to my "plurality of votes" syrup.

Yeah, but not the 'the drain the swamp' 'maga' fucktardery.

This isn't GOP headquarters, just a celebration of crying millennials. Are you actually shocked in an election of order vs. chaos that THIS board endorsed chaos?

I love the endorsement of chaos. But this sub has been verging on the premise that some elected asshole will improve the lives of the shitdicks around here.

Unless that's a reach-around by friends of uncle Paul, every one of those people is a retarded faggot. Including me. If we had any decency we'd kill ourselves.

I dont think anyone here thinks their day to day lives are going to change. We're just enjoying seeing our pals big amy and lena dunham with egg on their faces opposed to the traditional custards and chocolate fondant.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

As a supporter of the caliphate (the one and true government), I want more fuctardery.

Anton Al-Kumiya elects you as a martyr for the cause.

fucktardery.

Epic.

The only losers are the poor and middle class, of which I suspect you are one. Us elites will be over here. Let the poors sort it out.

With your potato shaped women and portly comediannes

Ohhhhh that one cut deep LOL.

Please have it cut deeper.

No thanks.

get raped by a pack of youuuuths

enough of your fantasies.

We're justing waiting until we get the NYC studio here at /r/opieandanthony. Jimmy is gonna be here posting ALL THE TIME and we will cut out all this nonsense and have a truly open and honest discussion.

"open and honest discussion."

Unless it's regarding our domestic abuse charges, that we don't talk about.

Or the transsexual. Hush hush on that topic

Or carpet bombing at roasts

FUCK YOU I'M SHUTTING THIS PLACE DOWN FOR HATE SPEECH AND DOXXING EVERYONE

Why bother? This sub has NO EFFECT on your life!

Please refer to "open and honest discussion" clause in your terms of service agreement. Open and honest discussions do not extend to that of the viewer, the host withholds the right to dox listener if violated. Compound Media Inc. has a zero tolerance policy on offensive online attacks.

It's not DV if the cunt doesn't live here.

Fuck you TRUMP PRESIDENT NAAH

My president is orange!

My president is orange!

Are there really people here who called the Kumiyyas racist because their racist comments hurt their feelings? I thought we were pretending to care about their racism to give them shit and laugh about making their quasi-celeb lives harder for our amusement.

You don't ... actually care about them being "racsit", do you? douchechills

NNNNNNNOOOOOO!

But the libtards and cucks maaannnnn

WE WON, TEAM

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And what do you do for a living, character?

They work at Panera Bread you fucking dummy.

Ah, shut up! I can hear the forklifts in the background!

What is our business?

I must've missed the last memo.

We trying to end Opie or Big Amy?

ahhh.. peckahs

Killing is our business....and I've heard something about how it's going, but not 100% confirmed.

I believe the last word was that management likes the new direction of the killing.

Hear, hear. Last time I checked Opie, Amy, and Joe STILL haven't killed themselves yet. Quit slacking off.

As a guy who doesnt care at all about politics, it aint that bad

Kill yourself

how about you light a match rather than curse the darkness? You know how much better it is

Blame Big Amy for endorsing that pantsuit wearing criminal.

tsss you wanna have a vote on it or sumpthin

It's kind of hard when all the people we normally vent all our hate towards are only talking about Trump....something big needs to happen maybe Ant fucks another tranny or something idk

Maybe? Nothing in this world could be more certain.

This is actually a good point. The white guy won, we can all take it down a notch.

Business? If this is a business where the fuck are my paychecks? Hey Mods you cheap bastards you owe me some goddamn money!!!

Good point. Patton still walks free.

I didn't vote for either. Couldnt bring myself to. But man is it funny that Trump won. Let us enjoy this.

Exactly...it's awesome!

74% upvoted, every comment disagrees. Seems legit.

Shut up, fag.

Disappointed this wasn't a Rich Vos plug

We could've probably stirred some shit up with those fucking crying, entitled UFC tweets from Tits last night. It's unwise for us listeners to lose focus now when we are so close to our O&A universe endgame.

The only "business" I am getting back to is male genitalia because I am gay, like yourself and everyone else here.

What business?

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i tried to get the fatpeoplehate theme going the other day, you guys didnt show any support at all

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/5cgltb/obese_turd_who_always_have_the_right_opinion/

We already have threads about Big Amy and Poop Fingers Dunham.

This is Compound Media's time to shine. Stop shitting on it, cuck.

I didn't ASK (tst)...about the election. Because it had NOTHING to DO with BUSINESS! (tst)

Shove it up your ass, bring-it-all-together guy

Just don't forget that I danced!

Yeah the biggest news in the world in 15 years just happened but let's talk about a podcast

Stick to r/Lenadunham

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You said suck my cock twice, you're trying to tell us something buddy, once is an insult, twice is an invitation

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Nigga, no one's being funny anymore!

Except Nick Mullen. This is becoming a Nick Mullen subreddit, for good reason.

The business is flushing trash like you down the toilet, cuck.

Who the shit is upvoting this so much?

People who aren't reverse sjws and whine incessantly about pc culture, maaaahn.

You sound like a hypocrite

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The mods are figuring out how we are going to start dealing with off topic posts in the future. Whether we use some sort of flair system or open up a Circle Jerk type subreddit. A majority of the users here don't give a shit about the OT stuff.

Stop trying to make yourself useful.

Nobody likes you. When are you going to do us all a favor and take a hot dose?

I don't think anyone should be stifled when making fun of empowered fat chicks.

y'all motherfuckers acting like we are currently doing something. I just said all of the mods have been discussing it.

lol aint those people essentially your bitches? the one guy with integrity was forced out right?

Relax. Let Trump take the wheel.

The mod is right. Lets stay on point and continue to discuss a long defunct radio show.

Fucking this. We don't need busy body mods mucking up the works.

I don't know, I think we can all do with a little less of the unpleasantness around here

Oh thank God we can now just be a sub of everyone reposting "Remember That?" videos every 2 months and O&A related Twitter links.

With the upvote/downvite the people here decide what is seen, we don't need you deleting shit

This place is a runny turd, the mods tighten their grip only to find a bunch of shit everywhere

I agree.

when a nigga straight up speaks the truth and everyone has to pretend it's not real or try to ban/downvote it to avoid it

Your job is to whine about having to update the sidebar pics every two years. Don't martyr yourself.

Take away the OT stuff and we'll just have 3 O&A YouTube links and 1 listening thread a day.

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There is no topic, the fucking show is over. There is only treating cruelty like a video game left.

Mods in this subreddit?

BWAHAHA