Thank God! What would the world do without a bipolar drug addict who we're only aware of because she is in a dysfunctional codependent relationship with middle aged alcoholic nihilist who wears mismatched suits and calls people cunts for a living.

the best part is that Stanhope would probably say the same thing if it was some other alcoholic's stupid girlfriend

Patrice died and this bitch is awake.

"The Fantasticks closed and this piece of shit's still working"

Cocaine is not as unhealthy as purple drank.

Do you think she dyes her pubes blue too? I would if I was her.

Hooray?

Whew, glad that's over! I'm sure she'll bounce right back and be fit as a fiddle with a new lease on life and a spring in her step. I wouldn't be surprised if she goes on to counsel others who are in a dark place in their lives.

And I think to myself, "What a wonderful world..."

and she pinched a loaf!

angels do exist. Heaven is a place on earth :')

Wouldn't she have a catheter in? Where did she go to piss, the side of the bed?

She woke

And she'll be right back in 6 months.

If she lives until the end of the year somebody ought to put her in a 2017 dead pool.