I was assaulted by Trump supporters yesterday
4 2016-11-12 by [deleted]
The day was November the 11th. A day in my life that shall not be forgotten. I was walking home at night after a long day volunteering at the animal shelter/hospice. As i was walking home i remembered what happened three short days ago. The election hurt. It hurt minorities. It hurt women. On this walk home i began to weep for the disenfranchised peoples across our country. All of a sudden I noticed shadowed figures coming out of the dark alleys. There were about 4 hooded figures approaching me shouting "FAGGOT" "QUEER" and other hurtful words. I was in a state of confusion when i heard these words. Why would they say these hurtful things? As they approached i visibly shook in terror. The chant then changed to "TRUMP'S AMERICA NOW". It was at this moment i knew. I knew what they were doing. They were TRUMP SUPPORTERS. All of a sudden one of them grabbed me by the arm. The other three each grabbed one of my limbs and held me down. One of them began to take his big fuckin peckah out n shit and rub it all over my eyelids and put his peckah on my nose after dvvt dvvt. In the end it taught me a lot about our country. The sexist majority did't vote for Hillary Clinton and instead chose to elect a Demigogue whos sole purpose is to change our country for the worse.
22 comments
14 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-11-12
I haven't slept in 4 days.
I can't even get an erection when my bull fucks my girlfriend
8 KNUCKKLEFUCKER 2016-11-12
Same thing happened to me, except as they were beating me they kept yelling, RICH VOS WILL BE PERFORMING AT DI PREZZA'S PIZZERIA , THIS THURSDAY THRU SATURDAY, YA FUCKING QUEER!!
8 Smokegreentrees 2016-11-12
Lets take a step back from all this political talk and get back to the real problem, the sneaky mongrel jew.
7 [deleted] 2016-11-12
If you are a homosexual, then "faggot" and "queer" are quite accurate descriptors.
5 Ant_Sucks 2016-11-12
This is when I knew this story was true.
3 oimbot3142 2016-11-12
Did my bedazzled jeans give it away?
4 AntsCamera 2016-11-12
This post is the pinnacle of trying too hard.
3 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-11-12
I came
-2 oimbot3142 2016-11-12
I don't see you "TRYING TOO HARD" to stop oppression you fucking piece of garbage.
3 AntsCamera 2016-11-12
I did my part. I saw some woman on the side of the road in front of her disabled car, trying to flag me down.
When I saw the Hillary Bumper sticker, I sped up and made a blood milkshake out of her.
I am a good fucking American.
3 hoogityboogitiesRIP 2016-11-12
This guy's good
2 maggot07 2016-11-12
Well he got 54% of the female vote so..... what sexist majority?
5 DHFearnot 2016-11-12
Delete this
1 maggot07 2016-11-12
Delete that
-1 maggot07 2016-11-12
Delete that
2 bonecrushingkisses 2016-11-12
This is level 3 Chip rolling
1 oimbot3142 2016-11-12
is this bad?
2 bonecrushingkisses 2016-11-12
Not at all. You are a slightly advanced chip roller but not a master yet. You will also need to get a "peckahs" tattoo.
1 Nulltor 2016-11-12
Demigogue, not demigod...
5 CuntQueefBalloonKnot 2016-11-12
demagogue, faggots.
3 Nulltor 2016-11-12
Hoisted by my own petard
-1 oimbot3142 2016-11-12
Thank you so much. I wrote this quickly so i can get the true word out about DRUMPF supporters