OH MY GOD I WAS LITTRL WALKING DOWN THE STREET AS A BLUE PERSON OF COLOR WITH MY HIJAB ON AND HITLER LITTRLY CAME DOWN FROM HEAVAN AND GAVE ME A NOOGIE AND SAID "MAGA"
I saw his act once and the first joke was "Ice Cube said it was a good day because he didnt have to pull out his AK, by that l-l-logic, Ive had nothing but gr-r-r-eat dehys"
Original joke, faggot, and the rest was about how everything is r-r-racist of course
He even tweeted that the Harambe thing was racist. Alright everyone stop the fun, this sand monkeys's offended again
What makes me laugh is his "I don't want to talk about politics!!"
Take a look at his Twitter feed... "Trump... Racist... Racist... Racist... Trump... White Privilege.... Trump... Trump... Trump... Racist... Trump... Racist... Racist... Trump... Feminism..."
Typical "I'm gonna talk shit, but shrivel up when I'm actually faced with it."
Now would be a good time to remember him sperging out with glee when he thought the Boston bombing was done by a Hindu Brown University student who was later found dead on a hiking trail. Oh, that inbred Mudscum Elvis sure does make me laugh.
Guess he has nothing to say about the thousands of college kids & unemployed on welfare that are "protesting" in cities (LA going into it's fifth day), destroying property, attacking people, causing arrests, etc.
One asshole (allegedly) does this to him, and his life falls apart. I guess "Donald Trump" caused it.
What a non story. A guy at a bar called him a cuck? That's the whole story? That is his horrible racist encounter? Having a political argument at a bar. And instead of handling it like a man, he went on Twitter to cry about it and get some sympathy?
I think this title might have been a little too harsh and I kind of feel bad....but he was only called a cuck. It's not like someone beat the shit out of him.
I was in the grocery store two days ago with my 2 year old daughter. An older white man with a make america great again hat walked up to me and asked if I voted for trump. Before I could get the 'o' out in 'no', he tips over my cart that had my daughter in it with some glass jars. She gets cut up from the broken glass, and as I rush over to help her, this racist kicks me in my face. Two white cops respond to my call and say they won't help an r-word f'ing f-word n-word. #trumpsamerica
This obviously didn't happen, but if it did, is there anything more hilarious then someone going "Oh, they're cucks" and then chanting "CUCKS CUCKS CUCKS" directly in to someone's face? Fuck those fictional cuck chanters are badasses
"Hey I'm a big fan of you, but you know I'm not really super familiar with your politi-... oh, CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCKS! FUCKIN' CUCK CUCK! WANNA FIGHT CUCKS?!?!"
I don't know what you guys are laughing about, seems legit to me.
"Bob Adams @bobndallas 4h4 hours ago
@kumailn @steveyeun Sad this is the new reality apparently! 5th grade bilingual teacher here & the students are worried about deportation!"
They probably believe in the boogie-man too; I hope you don't indulge that.
81 comments
45 shickadantz 2016-11-12
Probably made up like 9/10 of the similar claims made since the 9th. Bring victimized is the most important thing in the world to these people
10 fagballzzz 2016-11-12
Your willful ignorance of white hate-crimes is creating the environment that they flourish in. You're the reason the holocaust supposedly happened.
2 cakehornnigga 2016-11-12
Give it a rest, Mr. Irving.
4 Boredghost77 2016-11-12
OH MY GOD I WAS LITTRL WALKING DOWN THE STREET AS A BLUE PERSON OF COLOR WITH MY HIJAB ON AND HITLER LITTRLY CAME DOWN FROM HEAVAN AND GAVE ME A NOOGIE AND SAID "MAGA"
2 bonniesretardsister 2016-11-12
He sang "A Rag is Not a Hat" to my wife. Then I beat her with my stick for looking at another male.
33 andycumiashow 2016-11-12
Allahu snackbar, am I right boys?
29 sanfrancisco69er 2016-11-12
Biggest faggot on the planet.
I saw his act once and the first joke was "Ice Cube said it was a good day because he didnt have to pull out his AK, by that l-l-logic, Ive had nothing but gr-r-r-eat dehys"
Original joke, faggot, and the rest was about how everything is r-r-racist of course
He even tweeted that the Harambe thing was racist. Alright everyone stop the fun, this sand monkeys's offended again
18 OpiesMammogramResult 2016-11-12
What makes me laugh is his "I don't want to talk about politics!!"
Take a look at his Twitter feed... "Trump... Racist... Racist... Racist... Trump... White Privilege.... Trump... Trump... Trump... Racist... Trump... Racist... Racist... Trump... Feminism..."
Typical "I'm gonna talk shit, but shrivel up when I'm actually faced with it."
5 TriangleDimes 2016-11-12
There's no question he spent the entire night talking about politics.
4 sanfrancisco69er 2016-11-12
I just actually looked at his twitter for the first time in a while, what a fucking homo holy shit:
https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/797473004275933184
https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/797472460933214208
https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/797472185438740480
18 TriangleDimes 2016-11-12
These fucking replies.
this is a grown man saying this, a grown man living in new york.
11 xyniphis 2016-11-12
Aged boy is a more accurate term
3 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2016-11-12
narcissistic twats.
2 fagballzzz 2016-11-12
Kum'aili Nian'jihiamhi is a sand-kike.
4 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2016-11-12
"I don't want to talk about politics"
Faggot clearly making up parts of the story
2 [deleted] 2016-11-12
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26 kevin121312 2016-11-12
The survivors of the Boston Marathon bombing empathize with him.
16 TheAmazingPearl 2016-11-12
Now would be a good time to remember him sperging out with glee when he thought the Boston bombing was done by a Hindu Brown University student who was later found dead on a hiking trail. Oh, that inbred Mudscum Elvis sure does make me laugh.
10 SWIMsfriend 2016-11-12
please tell me you have links
i love foreigner's racism. it just seems so absurd.
2 madameroach 2016-11-12
I'm sure he's digging up some juicy links right now.
26 JeremyACrosby 2016-11-12
I guarantee this never happened, poor beta male fruit is just doing some SJW fan fiction
25 [deleted] 2016-11-12
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21 BoardroomBimmy 2016-11-12
And then he started puking and the bus driver started puking on the other guy
18 kevin121312 2016-11-12
And then Opie fathered 2 children with Lynsi
0 [deleted] 2016-11-12
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4 OswaldTheLucky 2016-11-12
It was awesome. Too bad we dropped the camera and the tape broke
2 Boredghost77 2016-11-12
and that man.....Albert Einstein
1 Jimandthem 2016-11-12
That was a goof
1 Redfel 2016-11-12
Screenshot it and put it on /r/thathappened
1 [deleted] 2016-11-12
Fiction story I saw: https://www.facebook.com/michelleksb/posts/10153905214861231?hc_location=ufi
24 the_kronkez 2016-11-12
What a harrowing tale of peril. Muslim Pakis are the worst shit earth has ever produced.
8 shmigshmog 2016-11-12
Someone was mean to me at a bar, therefore Donald Trump election is evidence of extreme normalized racial violence and hatred.
0 TotallyNotObsi 2016-11-12
Worse than people who think Donald will "drain the swamp"?
14 DickensCoffee 2016-11-12
/r/ThatHappened
10 skankhunt420lol 2016-11-12
CUCK CUCK CUCK
10 L-RonMexico 2016-11-12
Yeah, that definitely didn't happen
1 rottenseed 2016-11-12
I don't get why people don't believe this happened... You meet slap-dicks like this all the time. It's not really even a story.
"Met some dicks at the bar"
3 bonniesretardsister 2016-11-12
Because this kind of thing is suddenly an epidemic of "minority gets harassed about Trump victory." And SJWs aren't the most honest of folks.
2 L-RonMexico 2016-11-12
"Meat slap dicks"
1 TotallyNotObsi 2016-11-12
Yeah, I've had something similar happen to me at a bar. I just didn't tweet about it.
9 PaulHarghis57 2016-11-12
I like how he had to put "we're big fans of you guys" just to sate his ego.
8 Doc_McCoy79 2016-11-12
Guess he has nothing to say about the thousands of college kids & unemployed on welfare that are "protesting" in cities (LA going into it's fifth day), destroying property, attacking people, causing arrests, etc.
One asshole (allegedly) does this to him, and his life falls apart. I guess "Donald Trump" caused it.
7 kevin121312 2016-11-12
I don't believe that happened
7 [deleted] 2016-11-12
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7 nazicumfarts 2016-11-12
That all happened. In his head.
7 TriangleDimes 2016-11-12
gets called a faggot, decides it's cause he's brown.
6 fashanoo 2016-11-12
Trump's America is full of feel-good stories like these.
5 goarlorde 2016-11-12
/r/thathappened
5 Joemomma101 2016-11-12
What a non story. A guy at a bar called him a cuck? That's the whole story? That is his horrible racist encounter? Having a political argument at a bar. And instead of handling it like a man, he went on Twitter to cry about it and get some sympathy?
5 VladiRad 2016-11-12
It was him and a white guy (Thomas Middlebitch) getting called cucks and the shithead decides it's because he's brown.
4 RectalWarrior 2016-11-12
I think this title might have been a little too harsh and I kind of feel bad....but he was only called a cuck. It's not like someone beat the shit out of him.
6 the_kronkez 2016-11-12
Yes, the word "is" was redundant
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2016-11-12
The guys even asked him if he wanted to go outside. I think they were just being polite because they were all having trouble hearing in that loud bar.
4 9NepaliRed6 2016-11-12
Another white hating racist making up a story for attention. Yep, unsurprisingly, it's another SJW liberal Nazi cuck.
4 thissiteruinedme 2016-11-12
White privilege is meeting someone annoying and not letting it consume you.
4 Mr702law 2016-11-12
I forget. Is this Harold or Kumar?
2 PeeSoup3030 2016-11-12
kumar is the one who has to bathe in cologne because the oils in his skin expel a stink so offensive that Western folk would beat him to death
4 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2016-11-12
This fruit STINKS he is so unfunny and always a victim because of his race
3 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-11-12
tssssss irony ah peckas, fuckin no creases cawksucka
2 RectalWarrior 2016-11-12
Tssss irony? What about coppery?
2 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-11-12
fawkin dis guys gud
3 Boredghost77 2016-11-12
I think liberals were promised there would never be a white male or republican president again and trump winning broke their brain
2 [deleted] 2016-11-12
So this is just run of the mill drunk asshole stuff that is now the end of the world because of the election.
Acting like that isn't normalized, fuck this guy.
2 Anarchorenegade 2016-11-12
Yeah...I highly doubt it went down like that
2 hairFugazi 2016-11-12
I was in the grocery store two days ago with my 2 year old daughter. An older white man with a make america great again hat walked up to me and asked if I voted for trump. Before I could get the 'o' out in 'no', he tips over my cart that had my daughter in it with some glass jars. She gets cut up from the broken glass, and as I rush over to help her, this racist kicks me in my face. Two white cops respond to my call and say they won't help an r-word f'ing f-word n-word. #trumpsamerica
2 Opprobriousness 2016-11-12
This may be the most depressing thing I have ever read:
https://twitter.com/CodyBrown/status/797553237893279744
1 Taureg01 2016-11-12
that guys a bigger faggot then Derosa
2 hardmodediamondclub 2016-11-12
Watch out fellas. This guy may only partially prep the bull as a form of protest.
2 suchanjv 2016-11-12
He really should have punched the guy or stood up for himself somehow.
Instead has the bouncer handle it and goes home where he can safely post about it to Twitter.
He's clearly still wondering why Trump won.
2 suchanjv 2016-11-12
Then stand up to it you cuck bitch! You have to punch that shit in the face. Being a whiny bitch boy on Twitter doesn't count.
2 Anarox 2016-11-12
The fucking election is over, this post is shit. Just a whiney twitter douche
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2 panjshirlion 2016-11-12
He's not Muslim. He's an atheist.
Maybe he was accosted in a bar, but I can almost guarantee that he made up the use of the word "cuck". No one says that out loud in real life.
2 Shockerlawd69 2016-11-12
This obviously didn't happen, but if it did, is there anything more hilarious then someone going "Oh, they're cucks" and then chanting "CUCKS CUCKS CUCKS" directly in to someone's face? Fuck those fictional cuck chanters are badasses
1 CIAshill18081990 2016-11-12
/r/thathappened
1 NumeroOtto 2016-11-12
Moshe kasher had a gr8 reply.
1 ObsessiveMuso 2016-11-12
"Hey I'm a big fan of you, but you know I'm not really super familiar with your politi-... oh, CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCKS! FUCKIN' CUCK CUCK! WANNA FIGHT CUCKS?!?!"
I don't know what you guys are laughing about, seems legit to me.
1 Humble_is_great 2016-11-12
A disagreement/scuffle in a bar. Who would have ever thought to seen the day?
Also, it's probably a made up story
1 CelticSabbath 2016-11-12
"Bob Adams @bobndallas 4h4 hours ago @kumailn @steveyeun Sad this is the new reality apparently! 5th grade bilingual teacher here & the students are worried about deportation!"
They probably believe in the boogie-man too; I hope you don't indulge that.
1 TheJerkOfAllJerks 2016-11-12
He was on Franklin and Bash too! 😤👳🏽♀️👩🏼🎤
1 Shits_Bigley 2016-11-12
You think THIS guy is a fucking faggot fruit? You should take a look at me. I am gay.
1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2016-11-12
You guys may hate him but silicon valley is probably the funniest thing on TV right now.
1 bonniesretardsister 2016-11-12
Oh I thought he was on Big Bang Theory. I can't tell those people apart.
1 jfral 2016-11-12
I wish I lived in a media world of such brazenly inflammatory and cruel headlines.
0 jackassinjapan 2016-11-12
/r/thathappened
-1 slothofbears 2016-11-12
OP stop hating on people cause of their religion, fyi Kumail is barely even a practicing Muslim.
0 [deleted] 2016-11-12
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