It hasn't even been a week since he was elected, and I've heard the "Orange Is The New Black" joke like 10x already. It's a miserable time to be an up and coming comic right now with this shit. I go to a mic every night and one guy/girl after another come up with a 5 minute bit about Trump that has 3 attempts at an actual joke, and the rest is lamenting/apologizing for his election. It's so fucking boring and uncreative.
I wrote about a 3 minute bit about the election that (I thought) was pretty funny, I just tossed the fucking thing, I never did it. I'll be NOT Trump joke guy for the night. (It's ok, they still have to suffer from the rest of my shitty jokes)
How is it a miserable time? If anything EVERYONE ELSE being totally incompetent should inspire you to smash them even more. Standards are low, it's simple to impress.
Because I have to sit through hours of it. At every mic. I just dread it. I spent the whole 2.5 hours at the green room in the one I just got out of, Im like "I can't sit through another one of these." Literally the first guy up STUNK, and had 3 minutes of horrendous half-baked Trump joke ideas. Sucked all the air out of the room, immediately. Like "Thanks, cunt."
You're right, what could possibly be gay about a well groomed man who's extremely into working out and used to play pretend while rolling around in his underwear with other men?
The fact that you're trying to act like you don't know about the existence of professional wrestling tells me that you know a lot about professional wrestling.
This fucker blocked me. Back during the Ant v. Joe "what will I tell my black friends" derosa, I simply pointed out that Joe used the word "nigger" on air, and he's a hypocrite for calling others misogynist. Bitch ass nigga
Without steroids, The Rock would be the same size as any middling wide receiver. He's only a little bigger than average, but he is really ripped. If he looks this short and small next to Barkley, he'd look like my son: http://gamedayr.com/sports/photo-the-rock-shaq-charles-barkley/
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42 [deleted] 2016-11-12
Trump isn't even if office and yet he's already the most hack subject for comedians to joke about
21 Doc_McCoy79 2016-11-12
It hasn't even been a week since he was elected, and I've heard the "Orange Is The New Black" joke like 10x already. It's a miserable time to be an up and coming comic right now with this shit. I go to a mic every night and one guy/girl after another come up with a 5 minute bit about Trump that has 3 attempts at an actual joke, and the rest is lamenting/apologizing for his election. It's so fucking boring and uncreative.
I wrote about a 3 minute bit about the election that (I thought) was pretty funny, I just tossed the fucking thing, I never did it. I'll be NOT Trump joke guy for the night. (It's ok, they still have to suffer from the rest of my shitty jokes)
6 onemancrimespree 2016-11-12
How is it a miserable time? If anything EVERYONE ELSE being totally incompetent should inspire you to smash them even more. Standards are low, it's simple to impress.
1 Doc_McCoy79 2016-11-12
Because I have to sit through hours of it. At every mic. I just dread it. I spent the whole 2.5 hours at the green room in the one I just got out of, Im like "I can't sit through another one of these." Literally the first guy up STUNK, and had 3 minutes of horrendous half-baked Trump joke ideas. Sucked all the air out of the room, immediately. Like "Thanks, cunt."
4 CIAshill18081990 2016-11-12
Quit calling open mics "mics" and go scam yourself some more ghostbusters memorabilia
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-11-12
Wait, it's that podcast guy?
1 CIAshill18081990 2016-11-12
Yeah, he cant help himself from plugging that shitty podcast thats never gonna happen
0 Doc_McCoy79 2016-11-12
Really got me, bro. Dug deep on that one. I'm bleeding over here.
19 OpiesMammogramResult 2016-11-12
He was the most hack subject a year ago.
10 angostura71 2016-11-12
"At least now that Trump is in office liberal comedians can go back to being funny".
8 hardmodediamondclub 2016-11-12
"What's the deal with Trump's hair, am I right? It's like there's a dead cat on there."
3 Jackthejew 2016-11-12
I was at an open mic night this week and none of the comics mentioned trump and one finally did and everyone was just like UGHHHHHHHHH
1 JMueller2012 2016-11-12
Get used to it
28 kevin121312 2016-11-12
I hope Trump includes orphans when he rounds up illegals.
8 [deleted] 2016-11-12
and people without shoulders.
1 WiretapStudios 2016-11-12
And Egyptians.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-11-12
And people whose surname rhymes with Barosa. That's the bit right?
12 [deleted] 2016-11-12
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7 TheAmazingPearl 2016-11-12
He got 3. All probably quoted RTs calling him a queer.
10 DeRosas_livelihood 2016-11-12
I can believe this guy isnt a fan of Trump.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwyYGbNUQAANETR.jpg:large
14 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-11-12
The best looking one in that picture is the packet of peanut m&ms
5 insertclevereference 2016-11-12
All successful celebs have a kitchenette in their living room and no table and chairs to eat at.
4 [deleted] 2016-11-12
eww
8 NihilistKnight 2016-11-12
Pfft. Trump can't sell a stunner. How the fuck does Zyklon Joe expect him to sell a Rock Bottom?
6 insertclevereference 2016-11-12
The director sold what Trump left on the table.
Holy shit he's still standing there! Cut to wide shot, cut to wide shot!!
1 CIAshill18081990 2016-11-12
Zyklon Joe lol
7 Ant_Sucks 2016-11-12
Oh Yeah, I'm sure this guy just hates Drumpf.
12 skankhunt420lol 2016-11-12
To be fair, most gay guys aren't too fond of Trump.
4 andycumiashow 2016-11-12
Sir, that's The Rock you're talking about.
22 skankhunt420lol 2016-11-12
You're right, what could possibly be gay about a well groomed man who's extremely into working out and used to play pretend while rolling around in his underwear with other men?
13 DaveNone 2016-11-12
The Rock has a girlfriend in Niagara Falls, Ontario Canada!
10 fighted 2016-11-12
She's from Winnipeg, you idiot!
8 TinKnockinMoroccan 2016-11-12
I'll have you know, The Rock has had sex with many women!
8 sanfrancisco69er 2016-11-12
Dude...he's married to the daughter of Sib Hashian....you know who that is right? You should be ashamed of yourself
10 insertclevereference 2016-11-12
Holy shit I thought it was a joke but it's true, it's true, it's true!!
That's PFG in my book!
6 DamonTyler 2016-11-12
he managed to lock down the daughter of a famous late night TV co host to Scorch
that is certainly some weird news
1 TheScarletR 2016-11-12
Not a thing. Glad you understand.
-2 Ant_Sucks 2016-11-12
Is that what he did? I wouldn't know because I don't watch well groomed men work out and roll around in their underwear with other men.
16 skankhunt420lol 2016-11-12
The fact that you're trying to act like you don't know about the existence of professional wrestling tells me that you know a lot about professional wrestling.
0 Ant_Sucks 2016-11-12
I always thought it was men in full ceremonial cloaks kind of like priests and bishops, so the opposite of gay.
8 skankhunt420lol 2016-11-12
Don't play dumb with me, boy. We all know you crank it out to fantasies of Randy Orton banging your ass in the showers.
1 Shomedembeats 2016-11-12
Sodomy outta nowhere!
7 Ohitslikethat 2016-11-12
For those of us who are blocked for calling him a faggot perhaps one to many times what does this wonderful tweet look like?
2 ChipDeNiro 2016-11-12
Dear @TheRock,
Please layeth the smacketh down on Trump.
Love, Joe
1 placermutka 2016-11-12
That describes me.
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4 866-Ron-0-Fez 2016-11-12
Some good stuff there from Joey "No commercial or artistic value" DeRosa.
4 Beavis_vs_theFeds 2016-11-12
Joe DeRosa is a textbook beta male. I hope Dr. Steve prolapses him again soon.
4 bobomobile 2016-11-12
The only people who watch Fast & Furious are Mexicans.
3 erickz123 2016-11-12
...and his 'Not Funny' livelihood continues.
Him and Opie should be BFFs and die in a horrible accident together.
2 shakedatbooty 2016-11-12
The Rock used to be a republican. Not sure if he is anymore.
1 drudrudrudru 2016-11-12
Why would the rock be anywhere near trump? He's a comedian right?
1 opesterthejokester 2016-11-12
Yawn. It's the same regurgitated shit I've heard from dozens of other comics this year but this faggot made it worse.
1 WiretapStudios 2016-11-12
Honestly that describes 99.9 percent of comedians tweets from this year, and the ones preceding it.
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1 TittyMtnhighway 2016-11-12
This fucker blocked me. Back during the Ant v. Joe "what will I tell my black friends" derosa, I simply pointed out that Joe used the word "nigger" on air, and he's a hypocrite for calling others misogynist. Bitch ass nigga
1 Doc_McCoy79 2016-11-12
He is such a predictable bore.
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-11-12
Without steroids, The Rock would be the same size as any middling wide receiver. He's only a little bigger than average, but he is really ripped. If he looks this short and small next to Barkley, he'd look like my son: http://gamedayr.com/sports/photo-the-rock-shaq-charles-barkley/
Oh yeah: DeRosa is an annoying fag.
1 JerkStoreJ 2016-11-12
Does anybody remember laughter?
1 bellboy1973 2016-11-12
Zero shoulders
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1 TakeMeXenu 2016-11-12
My body froze when I read that.
1 BeMineYouGoose 2016-11-12
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
1 Shits_Bigley 2016-11-12
I hope some young, hung, brutha's of color lay the smack down on my asshole with their cocks...because I am gay.
1 Billyassman 2016-11-12
I wanna know why Joe does note embrace historical middle name? Joseph Goebbels Derosa..
1 ChippusMaximus 2016-11-12
What did it say? He has me blocked.
1 little-pete-ferguson 2016-11-12
I never have violent thoughts about anyone in the O&A world but I would love to offer this plum a sound thrashing
0 the_kronkez 2016-11-12
Stop calling him a Jew hater, that makes this faggot look cool.