The funny thing is that he used to date Scarlet Johansson in high school, then he moved onto the chick who played Maeby in Arrested Development and then Lena Dunham.
The trajectory of the looks of his girlfriends is a perfect 45 degree slope
Antonoff has spoken publicly about his struggles with depression, anxiety and obsessive–compulsive disorder. He claims that hearing of others' battles with depression made him feel "not better, but not alone" and "way less scared."[27] As of June 2014, Antonoff was seeing both a therapist and a psychopharmacologist, while also taking anti-anxiety medications. He has germophobia which was exacerbated by a bout of pneumonia that he suffered in 2011 while recording a fun. studio album. His pulmonologist prescribed a daily run, but he explained that he hates it "more than anything" because it is "one of the most truly boring experiences on Earth."
In all seriousness this is the perfect guy for Lena
If he'd been born at any other time in the human past he probably never would have developed these "illnesses".
I have a theory that weak men like this develop depression/anxiety because they're trying to be something that's completely unnatural. Deep down all men fundamentally want independence, respect, and some level of authority. When a man eschews those things in favor of being a sensitive new-age guy their brain gets all fucked up because they're actively denying themselves what they need to be a fulfilled man.
Men don't go through a right-of-passage anymore at all. No true suffering at any point. Just living from craving to craving. Pathetic man-children with low-testosterone who constantly make jokes about 'adulting' and when they have kids they can't wrap their heads around being a father and they're so shocked that they're now a parent since they have absolutely no concept of being and feeling like an actual man.
well i have had those things even before i knew there was a label for them and before i was an adult. i had mild OCD for a while when i was 11, developed anxiety at 14
i didn't even know what anxiety was till i was 21
downvoted huh, what would you call obsessively opening and closing a door and pulling on blind shutter out of an irrational fear that if you don't do something bad will happen?
what do you call avoiding people you use to hang out with cause you suddenly have an irrational feeling of dread and fear about being around them
yeah i know, don't expect empathy from you guys cause this isn't the place for it but just saying these things are around long before mental illness is diagnosed, i can say unquestionably i've been dealing with anxiety issues for 12 years now and that i had a brief bout of OCD as a kid
then again i was just talking about my own experience in a way to dispute someones own theory, he said that people wouldn't have developed these illnesses if it weren't for someone trying to be something they are not, yet i had these issues in my childhood when i was just being myself, i didn't even consider myself to have mental illnesses until i found out there was a title that the abnormal actions and feelings i had
Even more infuriating, he'd be a man. He'd be one of those skittish writer-types. Not very masculine but at least fucking productive. This... male should be embraced by Gavin McInnes as his best argument point.
Faggots like this would simply have died an early death any other time in the past due to his complete lack of masculinity and mental control. He's not even doing himself a favor by living - it's no different to forcing 90+ year olds on life support when nature is calling for them to die. He really should just end it once and and for all by kissing the business end of a shot gun.
I don't think he's even that depressed. Most people I know who are in therapy 24/7 are just self-obsessed.
Like Jim Norton, he always goes on long diatribes about how he's an addict and all that. Is it because it really affects his life that much, or because it gives him away to think and talk about himself nonstop without coming across like the self obsessed weirdo he is.
yeah, there might be some truth to that, little hard to not get obsessed with yourself and your own problems when you feel like most people are normal compared to you and that you are not experiencing what you consider to be a normal life and questioning why
Oh he definitely looks like she beats on him semi-regularly.
Most of these women roll with little faggots like this, though. It allows them to have unnatural control and also supports their delusional inner narrative about being equal to men in all regards. Sure, find yourself a low-test 5'6" pussy without balls or a chin and you might be able to win a few fights around the house. Me? I'd have that bitch dieting and wearing a MAGA hat posthaste.
I read her story, how her husband/bf/whatever he is wept for hillary and I ALMOST googled who he was, but my lack of care overcame my curiosity. Well now I know and it's all that I wanted it to be.
I always wish I could get a visa and move to America to escape the faggotry here, but seeing shit like this really makes me reconsider. It would literally take ten minutes in an English pub before someone was pushing a broken pint glass into this beta cunt's face.
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103 JeremyACrosby 2016-11-12
he looks like the type of faggot me and my gay friends would beat up in high school.
11 zenicaone 2016-11-12
not rape?
37 peckaface 2016-11-12
The rape was implied.
1 [deleted] 2016-11-12
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12 bridgecrewdave 2016-11-12
The rape was attempted but he just kept consenting. Ruined the whole mood.
10 iamcolinquim 2016-11-12
I -I-I-I- wept after da results alroit
67 truthie 2016-11-12
Imagine being in a rock band and still the hottest girl you can score is Lena fucking Dunham. So depressing.
27 SlamballReunionTour 2016-11-12
that ain't no rock music
26 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-11-12
tsss its fawkin noise pollution!!!
1 [deleted] 2016-11-12
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18 bonniesretardsister 2016-11-12
Maybe he wants to bang a fat 10 year old boy without being gay or joining Nambla?
17 _Gnostic 2016-11-12
Hey she has a GREAT personality.
4 Doc_McCoy79 2016-11-12
Personality?? Minghia dakakkity keekity she's got a personallll-a
1 PepperTheCentaur 2016-11-12
I always wondered how to spell that.
7 dannygunz 2016-11-12
Fun fact that I randomly found out this morning, he dated Scarlet Johansen for a year in high school
1 puppy_action_team 2016-11-12
Every time he looks at Lena's body, Scarlet's just has to be in his head.
6 hardmodediamondclub 2016-11-12
O&A have a great bit on how his cum dumpster wife always gets nude on her show. She literally has no redeemable features physically.
3 xyniphis 2016-11-12
Her nude body makes me assume she could make a mean borscht.
Having listened to her for 30 seconds I am aware she is 100% worthless
6 Redfel 2016-11-12
Imagine having sex with Lena Dunham. Sorry.
2 AntiHasbaraUnit 2016-11-12
NO.
5 daveisok 2016-11-12
The funny thing is that he used to date Scarlet Johansson in high school, then he moved onto the chick who played Maeby in Arrested Development and then Lena Dunham.
The trajectory of the looks of his girlfriends is a perfect 45 degree slope
2 dassabessdoe 2016-11-12
Alia Shawkat is my perfect woman.
50 NumeroOtto 2016-11-12
Bobo ain't THAT retarded
47 OkaySeriouslyBro 2016-11-12
In all seriousness this is the perfect guy for Lena
73 Metalasfuk 2016-11-12
Imagine, if he was born at any other time in the human past. This guy would have died within 10 minutes.
31 [deleted] 2016-11-12
If he'd been born at any other time in the human past he probably never would have developed these "illnesses".
I have a theory that weak men like this develop depression/anxiety because they're trying to be something that's completely unnatural. Deep down all men fundamentally want independence, respect, and some level of authority. When a man eschews those things in favor of being a sensitive new-age guy their brain gets all fucked up because they're actively denying themselves what they need to be a fulfilled man.
9 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-11-12
No bullshit, I've had nearly parallel (No Big Amy) thoughts to this.
8 xyniphis 2016-11-12
He looks super Jewish, and millennia of inbreeding and over mothering will do some damage.
7 Aemon12 2016-11-12
It could also be stresses of a closeted gay man having to constantly keep up a facade
6 frrunkis 2016-11-12
Men don't go through a right-of-passage anymore at all. No true suffering at any point. Just living from craving to craving. Pathetic man-children with low-testosterone who constantly make jokes about 'adulting' and when they have kids they can't wrap their heads around being a father and they're so shocked that they're now a parent since they have absolutely no concept of being and feeling like an actual man.
1 carribbeanjimmy 2016-11-12
So never being beaten as a child is one thing, but never having to assert dominance physically amongst your peers?
3 frrunkis 2016-11-12
What
2 carribbeanjimmy 2016-11-12
Ahhh what the hell do I know? That was 3 am, not my best effort
2 frrunkis 2016-11-12
It's aight man we're all friends here
-2 stayhomeandjerkoff 2016-11-12
well i have had those things even before i knew there was a label for them and before i was an adult. i had mild OCD for a while when i was 11, developed anxiety at 14 i didn't even know what anxiety was till i was 21
downvoted huh, what would you call obsessively opening and closing a door and pulling on blind shutter out of an irrational fear that if you don't do something bad will happen?
what do you call avoiding people you use to hang out with cause you suddenly have an irrational feeling of dread and fear about being around them
pretty sure both of those are OCD and anxiety
10 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2016-11-12
Gay.
4 stayhomeandjerkoff 2016-11-12
yeah i know, don't expect empathy from you guys cause this isn't the place for it but just saying these things are around long before mental illness is diagnosed, i can say unquestionably i've been dealing with anxiety issues for 12 years now and that i had a brief bout of OCD as a kid
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1 stayhomeandjerkoff 2016-11-12
nope
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7 WiretapStudios 2016-11-12
It's not that we don't believe you, it's that:
A. You made this about yourself (ME ME ME)
and
B. Nobody here cares. Everyone has issues.
0 stayhomeandjerkoff 2016-11-12
...good point
then again i was just talking about my own experience in a way to dispute someones own theory, he said that people wouldn't have developed these illnesses if it weren't for someone trying to be something they are not, yet i had these issues in my childhood when i was just being myself, i didn't even consider myself to have mental illnesses until i found out there was a title that the abnormal actions and feelings i had
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1 stayhomeandjerkoff 2016-11-12
why would you assume that?
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1 Beavis_vs_theFeds 2016-11-12
Even more infuriating, he'd be a man. He'd be one of those skittish writer-types. Not very masculine but at least fucking productive. This... male should be embraced by Gavin McInnes as his best argument point.
15 Doc_McCoy79 2016-11-12
He looks exactly like everything in that paragraph.
14 peckaface 2016-11-12
So many of his problems could be solved with a .45 caliber bullet.
14 VeritablyClean 2016-11-12
this rube has a full medical staff but can't be bothered to take a fucking jog
10 RahnBayngtin 2016-11-12
"Pneumonia"
12 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-11-12
tsss more like aids or sumpthin'
9 hardmodediamondclub 2016-11-12
Faggots like this would simply have died an early death any other time in the past due to his complete lack of masculinity and mental control. He's not even doing himself a favor by living - it's no different to forcing 90+ year olds on life support when nature is calling for them to die. He really should just end it once and and for all by kissing the business end of a shot gun.
7 NortheastPhilly 2016-11-12
Why is OCD called a disorder? Its the exact opposite of disorder. Its complete order. So what does he alphabatize the food in his fridge? Get over it
4 Spekk10 2016-11-12
Gold, Jerry! Gold!
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6 rollerboogie 2016-11-12
I don't think he's even that depressed. Most people I know who are in therapy 24/7 are just self-obsessed.
Like Jim Norton, he always goes on long diatribes about how he's an addict and all that. Is it because it really affects his life that much, or because it gives him away to think and talk about himself nonstop without coming across like the self obsessed weirdo he is.
3 stayhomeandjerkoff 2016-11-12
yeah, there might be some truth to that, little hard to not get obsessed with yourself and your own problems when you feel like most people are normal compared to you and that you are not experiencing what you consider to be a normal life and questioning why
6 Redfel 2016-11-12
Can you believe he's Jewish?
5 fashanoo 2016-11-12
Beta, mentally ill and averse to exercise. Match made in heaven.
2 JosephSpitloverCumia 2016-11-12
Did someone just write a wikipedia article about some jew having to lie in bed for a few days and take some antibiotics?
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1 stayhomeandjerkoff 2016-11-12
can related to him until the "way less scared" part
42 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-11-12
Someone Photoshop that into a MAGA hat.
36 BobonycI03 2016-11-12
http://i.imgur.com/157BpUq.jpg
18 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-11-12
I'm going to tweet this at him. Thanks.
18 AntiHasbaraUnit 2016-11-12
awesome, I tweeted it at her.
13 jdizzle161 2016-11-12
did you just assume her gender?
11 AntiHasbaraUnit 2016-11-12
i assumed the species as well, apparently.
39 MedicatedHead 2016-11-12
Jack Antonoff?
That sounds like what a 12 year old girl does to Opie's old co-host.
11 the_kronkez 2016-11-12
Homerun MedicatedHead
36 SlamballReunionTour 2016-11-12
this genetically recessive faggot looks exactly like his bull-fellating autotune cuck jamboree band sounds like
17 telemecanique 2016-11-12
you sir are a wordsmith
24 esiper 2016-11-12
He looks like the cuck that licks the bulls cum out of his wife's ass while she calls him a pathetic wallet with legs
4 BeMineYouGoose 2016-11-12
I don't look like that
2 Tempo119 2016-11-12
Go on...
22 [deleted] 2016-11-12
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15 Doc_McCoy79 2016-11-12
Unless she talked about the Mets.
20 the_kronkez 2016-11-12
I wonder what his position on Lena being fucked by black Mandingos - if he loves it or really really loves it?
19 carribbeanjimmy 2016-11-12
What kind of dog is Mrs Maloonigans?
50 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-11-12
A Jewdle awright.
12 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-11-12
Mr Majoonigans
2 hardmodediamondclub 2016-11-12
Eh, you know what it is, awrite.
15 snowaaaay 2016-11-12
this is the same guy
either he's playing some kind of long con or dunham really is a pig demon.
18 CosmicSlopShop 2016-11-12
to be fair, he looks like a real faggot there too
6 dassabessdoe 2016-11-12
Looks like he was fuckin ScarJo to me.
4 SkepticSloth 2016-11-12
Yeah, but he looked happy, before her. Now he just looks like her - a swelling, frowny face liberal.
7 CosmicSlopShop 2016-11-12
why the fuck would I care if he looks happy or not
-4 SkepticSloth 2016-11-12
Who gave you permission to whine?
7 CosmicSlopShop 2016-11-12
everyone look at this guy, he needs a can-opener for his comebacks tss tss
-3 SkepticSloth 2016-11-12
Right after we spotlight how you can't make a comeback without ripping off Jim Norton.
Whinging cunt.
8 CosmicSlopShop 2016-11-12
what are you a bird now or sumthin'
0 Folken-braggart 2016-11-12
He could only "make a comeback" if he was once famous but now is not.
9 dassabessdoe 2016-11-12
Wtf? Did he go from that to disgusting pig Lena Dunham?
6 majestik6 2016-11-12
He's gotta be gay and Dunham is his beard.
No way you go from Scarlett Johansson to Lena Dunham.
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1636858/thumbs/o-JACK-ANTONOFF-SCARLETT-JOHANSSON-570.jpg
5 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-11-12
This guy is definitely getting pegged in a French Maid outfit. No way he is the man in any relationship.
3 gimmiegimmienow 2016-11-12
must've been one of those "keeping up appearances" relationships like schumer
or Kris Kardashian's gay kanye-look-a-like boyfriend
3 Zombied77 2016-11-12
That's what happens when you quit weed.
14 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-11-12
Very stompable.
14 McGowan9 2016-11-12
So. Jewish.
7 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-11-12
*reprehensible
10 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-11-12
I don't like French fries even though I order then every time we go out to eat. It's okay if she eats them because I love her awlroight.
10 MoeGreenVegas 2016-11-12
Nice fake nose and glasses dude.
11 McGowan9 2016-11-12
He really does look like he's wearing one of those Groucho Marx eyebrows/glasses/nose masks.
10 RectalWarrior 2016-11-12
Eugenics was such an underrated idea.
6 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-11-12
"Hitler had the right idea he was just an underachiever." Bill Hicks
10 CookieHaid 2016-11-12
Fake glasses? This kike is misappropriating my handicap!!!
10 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-11-12
Oh he definitely looks like she beats on him semi-regularly.
Most of these women roll with little faggots like this, though. It allows them to have unnatural control and also supports their delusional inner narrative about being equal to men in all regards. Sure, find yourself a low-test 5'6" pussy without balls or a chin and you might be able to win a few fights around the house. Me? I'd have that bitch dieting and wearing a MAGA hat posthaste.
3 PeeSoup3030 2016-11-12
But you'd still be lena dunham
9 CIAshill18081990 2016-11-12
What an unfortunate looking man
6 DaveNone 2016-11-12
Oh he's wearing the ironic no lenses glass frames. How hip and cool he must be.
6 Shits_Bigley 2016-11-12
This guy is gayer then I am...and I am gay.
5 telemecanique 2016-11-12
I read her story, how her husband/bf/whatever he is wept for hillary and I ALMOST googled who he was, but my lack of care overcame my curiosity. Well now I know and it's all that I wanted it to be.
5 [deleted] 2016-11-12
He looks like a cunt in every way it's possible to look like a cunt.
3 mcb84 2016-11-12
"This is it Bobo no female president, the wall is gonna happen, tell Hillary 'your mom's box'"
"FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!"
3 KenFrezno 2016-11-12
What a fucking numale cuckold
3 drpepper0000 2016-11-12
Separated at birth?
3 Monospector 2016-11-12
"I'll punch you right in your fuckin' Groucho Marx glasses."
-Kevin Brennan
3 Cancerous_cunt_408 2016-11-12
The poster boy for shoving nerds in lockers
3 nazicumfarts 2016-11-12
The perfect example of a regressive left, SJW, hipster beta-male douche. He needs a good kicking.
3 AntsCamera 2016-11-12
I like fat girls who constantly emasculate me awroight?
3 anarchronism 2016-11-12
Baseball caps are a great way to spot retards in public.
2 Muted_Post-Horn 2016-11-12
Classic low-T beta face
2 ucfgavin 2016-11-12
he looks like doesn't like safe spaces....he LOVES them
2 SirWallaceII 2016-11-12
Bobo has a bigger pecka
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1 dakkar1 2016-11-12
hes so brave
2 Stuper_man03 2016-11-12
One of his big hit songs is called "Brave" and it's about EXACTLY what you'd think it's about.
1 CosmicSlopShop 2016-11-12
(((lena dunham)))
1 FitzyMFNCent 2016-11-12
what kind of dog is Lena Dunham?
1 ndcigars 2016-11-12
Bobo would be the smartest person in that relationship.
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1 SuperTrucker76 2016-11-12
Shitdick looks like he's sitting on a park bench tellin old black women about his life.
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-11-12
Forest Gump is a movie not a fashion trend.
You can spot most men who suffer from low T quite easily.
1 jfral 2016-11-12
That what a real man looks like?
1 crunchtimestudio 2016-11-12
I always wish I could get a visa and move to America to escape the faggotry here, but seeing shit like this really makes me reconsider. It would literally take ten minutes in an English pub before someone was pushing a broken pint glass into this beta cunt's face.
1 jimmybrite 2016-11-12
Zero point zero test.
1 lowend73 2016-11-12
I had no idea of the band this douche is in. I really wish I didn't listen to it now. How do these bands get signed?
1 TakeMeXenu 2016-11-12
How the hell does he get hard for her? She looks like one of the 12 year old boys in Gummo. But fatter. And uglier.
1 The-Lunger 2016-11-12
Does the P on the hat stand for Peckah ?
6 majestik6 2016-11-12
He's gotta be gay and Dunham is his beard.
No way you go from Scarlett Johansson to Lena Dunham.
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1636858/thumbs/o-JACK-ANTONOFF-SCARLETT-JOHANSSON-570.jpg
3 gimmiegimmienow 2016-11-12
must've been one of those "keeping up appearances" relationships like schumer
or Kris Kardashian's gay kanye-look-a-like boyfriend
1 puppy_action_team 2016-11-12
Every time he looks at Lena's body, Scarlet's just has to be in his head.
2 AntiHasbaraUnit 2016-11-12
NO.