If I want my prick pulled I'll do it myself

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVP9-KKUAAEuWpU.png

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CAR, OLD MAN!!!!

Uh... now Biff, I want make sure that we get two coats of wax this time. Not just one.

I'm just finishing up the second coat now.

I have you car towed all the way to your house and all you have for me is light beer?

Don't you cum in my hand you cocksucker, I'll rip it off.

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DON'T INTERRUPT ME CUNT!!

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's your pleasure, young fella?!

Don't you cum in my hand you cocksucker or I'll rip it off!

How far better it is to strike a match than curse the darkness.

You're not too smart, are you? EEEEEEEEEH!

"....." K. Sinnamon

"She brought those lamps home, huh?"

So true.

I feel chiprolled

We're not that close. We've never even met you. Why are you hating on us? To be honest I didn't even watch this video. sniff

Can you at least tell us which videos you do watch?

This is NOT how you deal with the haters. He should have made a cryptic beach video.

Peesa G

Harry hater should copy this video, word for word. I think it'll actually gain him credibility. Plagiarism would be better than whatever the fuck he's doing now.

Honestly...I don't have the faintest fucking idea what he's been doing for the last month.

Tits is slowly fading away. Thank god

By 2020 he'll just be a pair of tits.

https://youtu.be/dh5En5zb6PI?t=9

And this is how you deal with Reddit. Well played, queer.

Are you reading the comments here, because we're trying to tell you that Amy is a cunt, but we don't know if you've heard.

He forgave Gene Simmons' cucking, and assuredly hand-delivered Ozzy's forgotten cache of literature. Our favorite D-lister only rebukes those that say odd shit to him.

He rebukes those that betray a simple mutual unwritten understanding, if not as friends, or guys, or colleagues, then as a human that they don't let him forget that he danced

Jimmy's getting better at acting! Well, at least in videos that crop out his hands.

I feel like a real goose, right about now.

Jimmaaaay

ThanksfortheMammaries

You rascal.

I just wanna tussle his lack of hair.

The wtf rage to fuck off you funny cunt rage nearly made me feel alive.

I was getting ready to just want to cave your head in and then you came through like the sweatpants cutie you truly are. You bird looking mother fucker.

Thank You Jim. Don't ever forget your roots.

I must say, that was some convincing acting.

Just when i thought jimmy couldn't get any dumber, he goes and does something like this.

Annddd totally redeems himself.

ME: So you're doing my bit now? sniff

Lets go, top 10 Men Without Hats songs, i'm lovin' where we're going with this, very, uh, BR BRR BRR What's up with Krafkwerk, there still fawkin touring, FAWK

Tits is way too retarded to know anything about a beautiful band like Kraftwerk.

You're absolutely right. I meant to say Duran Duran

How anyone hated this man for any period of time is retarded.

This was really great, you had me going for a second.

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So....isn't this great?

What a fucking flaming faggot Jim marry me

The show has been fantastic lately Jimmy.

Keep it up

you and sammy are great together

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Love the show, jim. I'm offically a hater fighter sniff burp

Wait. What just happened?

You're such a sweet boy, I almost can't stand it!

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Jimmy please come to the UK and do local radio so I can laugh at you being a worm out of water.

Thank you.

fawk yeahhh eat worms and chips whassat? or sumthin

chirp...chirp...chirp...

More like CHIP CHIP CHIP SOCKCUCKA DVVV DVVV DVVV

IM LYKAA FUKIN BIG BAGGA CHIPS UR SUMPTHIN... I'M FUKKIN' FRESSHH! DVV DVV, FUKKIN CRISSPY LIKE THA DEVV, YAAAAA. FUKKIN...IYIL BURN YA LIKE LAMARS NEWPORTS BURRND MYY TOWS AN SHIT. MY MUUDA AWAYS SAID "CHIPPAH, YOO KEEP SNEEKIN BEHIND DA BED ANN WACHIN US, LAMAR'S GONNA BERN UR TIPPEE TOWS WIT HIS CIGGYS." MY MUDDA WASA SMAURT LAYDEE.

Did you hear when Louie CK was on Stephen Merchants 6 music show and kept saying faggot? Good times.

That and Richard Madley having some sort of crusade against Chris Rock.

Yeah I did hear that. Didn't know about Richard vs Chris though. Is it something to do with Chris being short with them on Richard and Judy? You don't wanna get on their bad side.

you really teffted it up this time

God damn the thought of you, Jimmy

lmao that chin loft is exactly what I had been envisioning

Just when jimmy pisses you off by defending Big Amy, he pulls you back in.

You need to finish the rest of this song...

Are you kidding? It's perfect as-is.

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I like new happy again Jimmy. We will win him over!

The kids playing with my emotions.

fuck.

Remindme 1 year Dont let me forget that i danced.

looks like Jims gone a bit bananas hehe XD

Have not been on much the last few weeks. been rather ill, just wanted to say management is very happy with the direction the show has taken.

hats off to the gentlemen, skippity bo bop !

Get better sweetie

Thank you hun ! With such a well wish it will take an act of god to keep one mans spirits down !

The song is exactly the kind of thing that Opie wouldn't have found funny and would have suppressed.

Fawk yeahhhhhh

If they do Jocktober next year I can only imagine there'll be a few of each featured show's fans who don't want to forget that they danced.

cmon Jim Morton comment here; we know you're lurking

This motherfucker got me.

CTRL F peckah zero

Still got me

I loffed

Lol thanks lil yimmy

Hey Jim, I'm gonna write some witty show reference line in this thread in hopes that you will respond with an lol, so I can validate my existence. Peckahs

Stop ruining it for the rest of us Mr. Perfect

We will never let you forget , you'll be hunted down & reminded for eternity.

You will beg us to let you forget ,but we will not relent.

NEVER FORGET

God fucking damnit. I can't forget.

fawk yeah homerun norton

dvv dvv

ME: belch

Fuckin Yimmy!!

you also sucked a childs penis

Pumpkin spiced lattes. I love my pumpkin spiced latte. I love pumpkins. Oh isn't pumpkins just wonderful. No one likes pumpkins!

Love the Metallica shirt, Jimmy.

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looks like his terminal illness is eating his brain.

That really is torturing you, huh Jimbo

Maybe he's born with it, Maybe it's AIDS

B - I - L-L-T - E-T-L-E-YYYYY BILL TETLEY

I like elderly Jim.

This fucking guy I tell ya.

I wish nothing but terrible things upon this man, and everyone he loves.

He almost taffed me.

We're back

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Smart move not doing it in such a way that someone can edit it so you are sucking a cock like your friend Opie did.

Beyond that I don't get it. But keep up whatever the hell it is you are doing Jimmy.

Didn't see that coming. Funny! :)

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Oh, Yimmy. You're the best.

does anyone have the clip of him doing that from the show? cant find it

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It feels unnatural to see the sub's denizens become so chummy with a major figure in the universe of discussion.

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Meaty Pussy!

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So who is this? Why is he hating? Is that a real human of cgi?

He's a stand up comedian who is funny 3% of the time. Better learn a trade at 50.

I mean, I like Yimmy.. But what is he doing?

What a fucking fag.

I don't get this, maybe I missed something.

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I'm pretty sure Jimmy just ripped this off from a Macklemore song.

https://youtu.be/snvYLDidl2M?t=1m40s

Fake and gay.

Jim just showed he could lay a turd and you guys would do a slow chew on it.

WE HEARD YOU.

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What is this?

Now that is a faggot.

F O R C E D M E M E S

YOU STOLE MY MONEY! Do you think Bam is back to porking Lynsi?

nice, tss you buried dat cock suckah

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Are you kidding? It's perfect as-is.

GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CAR, OLD MAN!!!!

Uh... now Biff, I want make sure that we get two coats of wax this time. Not just one.

I have you car towed all the way to your house and all you have for me is light beer?