Didn't they like kinda go easy on him because his dad was apparently like somebody in Hollywood? Or maybe I don't know what I'm talking about... But I thought his dad got him the job on Carson Daly's show and set him up.
Maybe he speaks so poorly because he unhinged his jaw and swallowed the corpse of his disappointed father and his mandible hasn't been the same since. Bloated fucking man calf he is.
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45 BeerCanThick 2016-11-11
Fuck Roland. He needs more teasing.
1 YoBGS 2016-11-11
Didn't they like kinda go easy on him because his dad was apparently like somebody in Hollywood? Or maybe I don't know what I'm talking about... But I thought his dad got him the job on Carson Daly's show and set him up.
5 FatMosque 2016-11-11
whoever his dad is he's either dead or really disappointed
4 Sks44 2016-11-11
Maybe he speaks so poorly because he unhinged his jaw and swallowed the corpse of his disappointed father and his mandible hasn't been the same since. Bloated fucking man calf he is.
1 rahtin 2016-11-11
Probably has more to do with him physically attacking people who talked shit to him.
1 kerosene_pickle 2016-11-11
I think he's actually related to Carson Daly
32 TheScarletR 2016-11-11
Mark immediately saying "ahh ya beat me to it" is what it actually sounds like when someone beats you to a joke.
Unlike Opies "aw man I was just gonna say that!!" 5 seconds after its said
17 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2016-11-11
aw man I was just gonna say that!!
12 bornrevolution 2016-11-11
Me: "we were all thinkin it!"
Were ya?
2 breadmoccasin 2016-11-11
THANK you!
1 cakehornnigga 2016-11-11
"Ahhhh there's the joke."
The best example of this was with Ronnie B.
Opie- "Ahhhh I know there's a joke in there somewhere."
Ron- "Don't hurt yourself, Ope."
Ronnie subsequently makes the obvious joke
Opie- "ahhhhh yeahhhhhh there it is, WE figured it out."
12 DapperDan0979 2016-11-11
ME: There it is! I knew there was a joke in there somewhere!
0 burnsproblem 2016-11-11
man -- that Opie sure does suck!
10 JoeCumiaSr 2016-11-11
Hope he dies
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2016-11-11
He shall
0 hardmodediamondclub 2016-11-11
... soon.
3 [deleted] 2016-11-11
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2 titcity 2016-11-11
Roland is basically just a huge pile of dough
6 Slette 2016-11-11
You misspelled "shit"
3 titcity 2016-11-11
hey, let's keep it PG in here please
3 Slette 2016-11-11
Sorry about that. I had a second beer with dinner.
1 Hunter_Cumia 2016-11-11
But did you know Jim voted Schumer
3 TheScarletR 2016-11-11
Where'd you hear that? Cause they dont talk politics on the Jim and Sam progruhm
5 SteakSauce66 2016-11-11
It's a secret
1 Billyassman 2016-11-11
Roland is a special needs homosexual.What will my retarded fag friends think?
0 ScarletNumbers 2016-11-11
But those booths are big enough for two people.
2 breadmoccasin 2016-11-11
THANK you!
1 cakehornnigga 2016-11-11
"Ahhhh there's the joke."
The best example of this was with Ronnie B.
Opie- "Ahhhh I know there's a joke in there somewhere."
Ron- "Don't hurt yourself, Ope."
Ronnie subsequently makes the obvious joke
Opie- "ahhhhh yeahhhhhh there it is, WE figured it out."