"ROLAND DOESN'T VOTE BECAUSE HE CAN'T FIT IN THE BOOTH" - Jim Norton

99  2016-11-11 by I-take-beast-shits

just came in my pants

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Fuck Roland. He needs more teasing.

Didn't they like kinda go easy on him because his dad was apparently like somebody in Hollywood? Or maybe I don't know what I'm talking about... But I thought his dad got him the job on Carson Daly's show and set him up.

whoever his dad is he's either dead or really disappointed

Maybe he speaks so poorly because he unhinged his jaw and swallowed the corpse of his disappointed father and his mandible hasn't been the same since. Bloated fucking man calf he is.

Probably has more to do with him physically attacking people who talked shit to him.

I think he's actually related to Carson Daly

Mark immediately saying "ahh ya beat me to it" is what it actually sounds like when someone beats you to a joke.

Unlike Opies "aw man I was just gonna say that!!" 5 seconds after its said

aw man I was just gonna say that!!

Me: "we were all thinkin it!"

Were ya?

THANK you!

"Ahhhh there's the joke."

The best example of this was with Ronnie B.

Opie- "Ahhhh I know there's a joke in there somewhere."

Ron- "Don't hurt yourself, Ope."

Ronnie subsequently makes the obvious joke

Opie- "ahhhhh yeahhhhhh there it is, WE figured it out."

ME: There it is! I knew there was a joke in there somewhere!

man -- that Opie sure does suck!

Hope he dies

He shall

... soon.

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Roland is basically just a huge pile of dough

You misspelled "shit"

hey, let's keep it PG in here please

Sorry about that. I had a second beer with dinner.

But did you know Jim voted Schumer

Where'd you hear that? Cause they dont talk politics on the Jim and Sam progruhm

It's a secret

Roland is a special needs homosexual.What will my retarded fag friends think?

But those booths are big enough for two people.

THANK you!

"Ahhhh there's the joke."

The best example of this was with Ronnie B.

Opie- "Ahhhh I know there's a joke in there somewhere."

Ron- "Don't hurt yourself, Ope."

Ronnie subsequently makes the obvious joke

Opie- "ahhhhh yeahhhhhh there it is, WE figured it out."