The one important question about the election: What does the "cellar crew" have to say about this? Will they rescue America with their sharp, observing wit?
Those people have been through the trenches. It's the 100 year anniversary of the Somme this year and I think the only people who have any understanding of the horror felt back then it's the cellar crew.
"Yeah man as a comic, when you walk on stage it's a feeling like "once more into the breach" that no one but a comic can really understand like, musicians and stage actors yeah but it's not comparable"
See people just don't get it. We shit on eachother at our King's Round Table while simultaneously figuring out all the world's problems, and you peasants are just not funny when you try to do the same thing.
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18 cbanks420lol 2016-11-11
To be fair she's a big gal who could probably absorb a punch, I wouldn't talk shit to her fat face.
6 verdunkelt 2016-11-11
Her gut would absorb a fist through osmosis.
6 doorknonmuseum 2016-11-11
Diffusion dummy. Osmosis is the movement of water
8 verdunkelt 2016-11-11
Oh dang it! I wrote diffusion but silly silly autocorrect changed it!
3 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-11-11
"I wouldn't talk shit to her fat face, that cunt"
1 crookedmile 2016-11-11
Nothing beats her.
5 JPSouthampton 2016-11-11
ive hit a girl before and would do it again
1 lolercakesmcgee 2016-11-11
Did ya?
1 JPSouthampton 2016-11-11
yes i can beat up 80% of all females on this planet i like showing my strength to them the weak should fear the strong
Here is a pic of me https://imgur.com/a/OLQoR
1 6jesus6christ6 2016-11-11
Ant?
30 just_a_mean_person 2016-11-11
You know what duuuuude you got your liberals over here cryin....
17 AppleBonfire 2016-11-11
Those people have been through the trenches. It's the 100 year anniversary of the Somme this year and I think the only people who have any understanding of the horror felt back then it's the cellar crew.
14 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2016-11-11
"Yeah man as a comic, when you walk on stage it's a feeling like "once more into the breach" that no one but a comic can really understand like, musicians and stage actors yeah but it's not comparable"
I'm working on my "Comedian Jimmy"
7 boring_oneliner 2016-11-11
It needs to be called "Standup Jimmy", and he's been working on this character since '93.
7 tar_baby33 2016-11-11
...more importantly...what does the "Philly crew" have to say about this?
1 boring_oneliner 2016-11-11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co_yWmPqlq8
1 tar_baby33 2016-11-11
Damn you!
4 harriswill 2016-11-11
See people just don't get it. We shit on eachother at our King's Round Table while simultaneously figuring out all the world's problems, and you peasants are just not funny when you try to do the same thing.
8 TrackSuitVos 2016-11-11
"You should have heard it. Keith called some open mic white guy 'Mr. Rogers' because of his fuckiiiiiiing horrible sweater.:
3 Hunter_Cumia 2016-11-11
Those people are so openly honest, trumps shirt is pink lol!!!
3 PhilipMarma 2016-11-11
You dummies!!!...stroke...