We needed that glorious bitch Joan Rivers this year.
58 2016-11-11 by BeMineYouGoose
She wouldn't be the antidote to all these dumb female comics fawning over that criminal Hillary and in fact EVERY comedian going insane this year.
God save the Queen.
36 comments
41 DapperDan0979 2016-11-11
She would've eviscerated Amy.
Then Jezebel would've written a blog about why do we care what this old woman thinks.
26 Mikekekeke 2016-11-11
"Cry me a Rivers!: Why Joan Rivers is everything wrong with white feminism today."
15 MouthFullOfPollywogs 2016-11-11
fawk yeah
9 literalotherkin 2016-11-11
This shit really writes itself. Don't you wish you were one of them sometimes?
7 Mikekekeke 2016-11-11
You can write all of it as a white man and just say that you're a black queer trans woman who wants to stay anonymous due to threats. Start a blog, put some quotes you manufactured your articles around on some cafepress t-shirts and you've got money. It's all #ListenAndBelieve ideology so they're the perfect rubes for any person slimy enough to take advantage of it.
The problem is most of the people who consume this media are university dwellers who just shuffle money around each other's Patreons, so you wouldn't get a ton of money.
4 literalotherkin 2016-11-11
Shaun King?
4 ElectricHellKnight 2016-11-11
Only young women are allowed to be brave.
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0 jarjarjelly 2016-11-11
You know someone is a national treasure when everyone talks about what they would say if they were still here. On that note, RIP Patrice as well.
17 Deaf_Mute 2016-11-11
She would have some beautifully crafted fat jokes. Listen honey, the only trainwreck I saw was your ass in yoga pants.
24 BeMineYouGoose 2016-11-11
"Can we tawk? Can we tawk? Oh, oh, and now Trump says grab them by the pussy. He grabbed me by my pussy, it was like a magician pulling hankerchiefs out of a hat! It really wasn't so bad, I was in another room as my pussy at the time. By the time I felt it the statute of limitations had expired. And now he wants to ban muslims, can you beleve that? I said to him, I said, Donald, why do you want to ban muslims, we don't need to ban them! Just nuke that stupid black square in Mecca, they'll shut down like robots after their main computer is destroyed. They'll walk around like brainless idiots with no values or life in their eyes, stumbling around- they'll turn into Kardashians, but not as hairy!"
19 _barnacle_ 2016-11-11
I'm not sure if you just proved Joan Rivers to be a hack or yourself to be an autistic genius
18 BeMineYouGoose 2016-11-11
The latter. I love Joan.
6 TragicColonAutopsies 2016-11-11
Hmm, didn't know homosexuals were allowed in here. It's cool though.
2 DamonTyler 2016-11-11
2/3 hosts of this subs namesake are gay men
1 BamsLynsiStuffer 2016-11-11
And the other is a gay broad.
2 BamsLynsiStuffer 2016-11-11
A little from column A, a little from column PECKAHS.
4 Jackthejew 2016-11-11
Ahahaha shit
10 maggot07 2016-11-11
So true that it made me sad reading Thai. God she was awesome
4 sumant28 2016-11-11
I really felt like she was hitting her prime as she died, such a shame
3 TriangleDimes 2016-11-11
I wouldn't mind that rotund negro coming back either.
2 BeMineYouGoose 2016-11-11
WHAT'S ROBIN HARRIS GOT TO DO WITH THIS?!?!
3 onemancrimespree 2016-11-11
If she never died she not only would be campaigning for Trump but he probably would have gotten a ton of bitch voters from it cause he had no real strong female backing him.... in terms of personality joan was basically Trump with gash
2 BeMineYouGoose 2016-11-11
She might've brought a lot of fagalas over to his side, too.
3 holodog 2016-11-11
You wanna borrow a shovel?
2 strappingyoungladdie 2016-11-11
I wish patrice was alive
4 grocery_man 2016-11-11
I think you're the first person to say this.
2 BuzzWeedle 2016-11-11
Black Phillip woulda been nice too. Probably would have preferred Trump.
2 AnnJilliansBrassiere 2016-11-11
Joan was great. And you got blood on my designer crush gold seats. Fuck you in your wreched shedding pussy. Peckahs.
2 xyniphis 2016-11-11
To bad the Obamas had her killed for telling everyone Michelle was a tranny.
1 eastriverdriveII 2016-11-11
Roast In Peace.
1 hardmodediamondclub 2016-11-11
(((Joan Rivers))) would definitely provide some hilarious anecdotes about the political race. Perhaps she could even slip in some support for our favorite ally in the world: Israel.
1 BeMineYouGoose 2016-11-11
Based Heeb
1 aprosbro 2016-11-11
Was never funny.
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-11-11
Joan Rivers was as funny as the sledgehammer in my toolshed.
1 kevin121312 2016-11-11
We don't need some twat commenting on Hillary's clothing. Joan is not needed.
0 BeMineYouGoose 2016-11-11
Shut up, faggot.
6 TragicColonAutopsies 2016-11-11
Hmm, didn't know homosexuals were allowed in here. It's cool though.