These women need to get a grip. They invested all of their emotions into "First woman President, yay" for the absolute worst, most corrupt candidate in recent history. There will be plenty of better women running for POTUS in the coming years. Calm the fuck down.

There is literally never going to be a worse woman candidate.

That is unless the Schumes runs. Or Tits

Lady Di would have been better.

At least she had military service.

She would give up nuclear secrets for a case of Natty Ice.

Oh, no, no, no, I wouldn't give up nuclear secrets for a case of Natty Ice.

Black man pushes her down in front of the fried chicken joint and steals the briefcase containing the nuclear codes

boo

Thank you for your service!!!

Shes on a navy boat right now tho

Women apparently don't understand that you aren't supposed to make political decisions with your feelings. They're all getting overly emotional and crying over it, which just proves that they were emotionally invested in the outcome rather than intellectually invested. I mean, christ, they should be embarrassed that they're exposing themselves as not smart enough to separate their emotions from what are really scientific, mathematical issues about policy, which have nothing to do with your feelings. If you did cry over your candidate losing, you shouldn't tell anyone because it exposes you as a dummy who makes what should be objective, rational decisions, with their gut (or pussy, in this case). Liberals love telling each other that they understand science and they are rational unlike conservative bible thumpers. But they're actually even worse than conservatives, because conservatives don't get invested in the pretense that their political beliefs make them smarter than everyone else

I agree, but holy shit, pressing the enter key costs nothing.

Obama won because he didnt run on being the first black president, he ran on being an outsider who was bringing hope and change. Yeah, maybe some liberals creamed themselves because of the first boss nigger in chief, but obama himself didn't run on that. Hillary clinton is mired in scandal after scandal, the Clinton name is hot establishment dookie. People are fucking tired of these corporate fucks, thats why people were excited for both bernie and trump.

These women who are all pissy eyed about Clinton losing saw this as some fuck you to the white male patriarchy, and clinton just reinforced that by trying to destroy trump cause he likes to grab pussies.

People voted for trump because he isnt the establishment, he isnt a politician, they dont fucking care if he doesn't deliver, if he is crazy, he is a human Molotov cocktail being thrown by the working class into the elites mansion

Sometimes I wonder if Trump was the one that leaked The Pussy Tape. If so, that's some 4D chess.

Honestly, i dont give a shit if a women is president (especially if its a really hot woman with big tits, welcome to trumps america hahahahaha), Clinton herself just felt so scummy.

I'd vote for a woman president if she wasn't a lying, thieving, rape victim intimidating piece of human waste. Hillary may be the worst example of a person, and woman, that I have ever seen in politics. She's actually mentally ill. She lies so often that it has to be pathological.

If Hillary didn't have a vagina, she would've been locked up by now. It's amazing what the pussypass gets you.

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I find it hilarious that they rallied behind a rape enabler

You don't understand. Getting paid to enable rape is empowering for women.

All these liberal celebrities crying like twelve year old girls on TV/social media certainly are reinforcing the narrative of the strong, independent female.

I couldnt imagine caring so much that I get choked up when discussing an election.

I could see MYSELF shedding a TEAR or TWO when SCORCH... PFG took OFFICE!!! I don't understand why he doesn't RUN!! He has OVER 100 million FANS in the US alone!!!!

Finally, someone who gets it!

Dont forget the fans in London!

I'm pretty sure he's syndicated, too.

Through your tears.

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And also Hillary herself having a crying fit.

Here in California, half of my Facebook friends have taken a break and retreated to their safe space. I've even seen people use sick time over it.

Such strong females.

I'm praying these sorts of people continue to double down on the cunty 'you hayseeds fucked it all up' attitude and ensure they won't win another election for a decade.

Self-awareness would help, but that's off the table here.

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She's in her 40s. What a silly goose. Especially next to a senator whose demeanor is completely measured and even confident. The dope reacts like a 19 year old sheltered entitled campus twatrag.

In her 40s but looks 20 years older

Cum Dumpsterdom will do that

Lol she even god mad at the dog for being there

'I want to go to Spain I really do but my staff tells me im too important to lose.' As her dog wanders around the stage pestering a United States Senator

She just has dogs running around shitting everywhere on her show? She's a parody of herself.

The fact that women gobble up whatever this idiot says as gospel makes me happy that they believe they're own sexist bullshit

she did get bumped to Netflix so things arnt going well

I'd love for you to be correct in that statement, but Netflix is the future and there's truckloads of money to be made from being apart of it

yeah they are rich, which sucks cause she will continue to have her show on there to receive her daily botox injections.

Those are her FUR BABIES you shitlord!!!!

Is this the chick who shows her tits all the time?

thats iliza schlesinger

For a while chelsea was getting them out on instagram almost daily

It's almost like these 30+ women have this deranged obsession to be seen as sexual objects.

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As Bonnie Mcfarlane said "these women are trying so hard to look like they still have good eggs"

Bingo. Although, I'd like to have her on her back with her head hanging over the bed so I can look at her with disgust while fully clothed and with a limp dick.

They really are remarkable.

I won't hate on anyone with a rack like that.

Mudshark.

most girls are

What the fuck has she done to her face?

She was always plain looking, but it looks like she enhanced her cheekbones too much, now her eyes look too close together.

I hadn't seen her in several years. She now looks like Jack Nicholson's Joker without the white make-up.

got that botox thing where the ends of her upper lip are caving in on themselves giving her that weird cat mouth

After Joan Rivers' passing she had some work done to honor her memory.

Vodka

What a lunatic. Here are her tits.

http://thefappening.so/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Chelsea-Handler-Topless-12.jpg

Look. She may be a piece of shit but her tits are pretty nice considering she is an old burlap sack.

Just like stalker pattie she has nice tits for her age because she's never been through a full pregnancy.

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It's almost as if all the Jews in entertainment and the media were really pulling for Clinton. Must just be a big coincidence.

A COHENcidence?

English much?

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Evidently.

The older hag referred to the younger hag as a millennial...lol.

Why did Netflix pick up a day time talk show? Who is watching this shit?

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She pulls big audiences for whatever reason. Just be happy it isn't Nancy Grace.

I'm not happy either way.

Seeing Chelsea cry gives me a boner.

FWIW-There's a crazy pain whore called Rain Degrey who bears a resemblance to Chelsea Handler.

NSFW https://www.reddit.com/search?q=rain+degrey&restrict_sr=&sort=relevance&t=all

Take 2 black cocks and call me in the morning.

That's one thing she has in common with Milo

This campaign was never about 1 person yet she used the slogan "I'm with HER" which made the election about her instead of about the American people. Then even a dummy like Trump can figure out to go out on the stage and say "Some of you might be 'with her' but regardless of who you are supporting just know that I'm with you, the American people."

https://youtu.be/Wv0TXDcswm4?t=509 AH HA HA HA HA! ... I especially like the excuse on why not to move to Spain.

That's why I didn't move to Ecuador. My dealer said "Senor Krinkle, do not weep. You have a responsibility to mi tia y tio"

I stayed and now Jorge is the richest 5'1" 32 year old man I know

I like the fact that your dealer spelled your name wrong even in speech. I assume he is a coloured.

He prounounces it Krink-Lee for some reason

Thanks for culling that out- I couldn't make it past the first minute even though I suspected there'd be moments of douche chill goodness like that. The echo from her cold empty barren womb must make her think her words have resonance.

She actually said Trump should have been disqualified because of what he said about women as a joke when he didn't know he was being recorded to Billy Bush.

This is so entertaining.

It's interesting how much emotion i'm seeing from women and not from Mexican's.

Now thats how you do a comedy show

Look SCUMBAG: Timestamp the fucking thing. You think we wanna HEAR these broads talk?

This shit is pathetic. People like her and Patton can be pretty funny when they're not emotionally invested in the subject they're discussing. They their made lives about Clinton instead of treating the situation like a comic should.

She said Trump should be disqualified because he lied 3 times on camera.

Hmmmm....

How does a person get as dumb as Handler? The unawareness and hypocrisy is almost impressive.

I have to hand it to Opie, last week he said her Netflix show STINKS and today he laughed at her for this and her saying she's not going to Spain because "the people need her".

lets keep in mind that 40%+ of female voters, voted for trump.

"If Hilary can make it through a concession speech."

She couldn't. She sent a man out there to speak for her and say it wasn't over, then changed her mind 30 minutes later and decided it was over.

I fast forwarded to this amazing line; "you should be disqualified from running if you lie on camera 3 times" so, everyone who's ever ran after the camera was invented would have been disqualified? These grown women think like children.

"Politics is not for the faint of heart, you're gonna be burned..."

Oh boy are you ever.

man I don't mind people being upset over the election results but Jesus Christ...

DON'T FORGET THAT I DANCED

You fucked up the line, dumbo. It's "don't let me forget that I danced".

https://youtu.be/WpFqMaz1OGk?t=1303

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These broads would make great toilets.

Ah, again, the myth of the electoral college. It's First Past The Post that fucks things over stupid.

And that Electoral College votes by national popular vote would fuck things up just as much, if not more.

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Ugh I can see it now. Four years from now when the world has thoroughly blamed Trump for every problem in their lives, Hillary Clinton's legacy will be vindicated as the cunt that Could've Been. She'll come out a winner in the end.

Of all the female "comics" she's the one I want to fuck the most.

So she's got that going for her...

She has a horrible ass.

The fact that women gobble up whatever this idiot says as gospel makes me happy that they believe they're own sexist bullshit

I hadn't seen her in several years. She now looks like Jack Nicholson's Joker without the white make-up.

got that botox thing where the ends of her upper lip are caving in on themselves giving her that weird cat mouth

Vodka

A COHENcidence?

English much?

After Joan Rivers' passing she had some work done to honor her memory.

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I'm not happy either way.

she did get bumped to Netflix so things arnt going well

I'd love for you to be correct in that statement, but Netflix is the future and there's truckloads of money to be made from being apart of it

Those are her FUR BABIES you shitlord!!!!