Breaking: Schumer is trying to get through new Trump wall on her way to Canada!! 🐷 🇨🇦

134  2016-11-09 by [deleted]

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She's cuter than I rememeber

ew i thought there were little specks of shit all over my monitor but when i scrolled down it turned out those are actually schumer's skin tags

Get this bitch a burkini

If only each one of those moles was the impact point of a shotgun shell discharged from 15 feet away.

Or terminal melanoma.

She looks my fat friend dexter.

At least the pig won't preach about politics while you stick your peckah in.

Oh no, no, no, no. That's a piglet in a fence, not Amy Schumer trying to get into Canada!

Oh literal Spacecasebassface

Has she lost weight?

She is in fact both literally and proportionally fatter than this particular pig.

I don't know where you got the description for this photograph, but it's incorrect; that is not Amy (((Schumer))) trying to get into Canada, but rather a pig running away from Amy (((Schumer))) because she's trying to eat him.

We get it.

Walk it off, (((lampshade)))

Breaking: Amy's belt buckle.

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Poor fence

When she spouts her PC crap can we just take the quote from Babe and say, "That'll do pig, that'll do." I feel like we could get something going.

THAT'S NOT AMY SHUMA THAT'S A PIG... COCK SUCKA.

I will drive to California and force this pig out of this country.

Wat are they gonna call it schums pig in the sity or sumthin. tsss

Ok...these whale and pig pics usually don't make me laugh because I've seen them 100 times but this one is hilarious.

breaking... you mean the wall